Teacher Rajeev: Student Imam, Gandhi Jayanti ke baare me batao beta?
Student Imam: Gandhi mast sollid aadmi thha Sir, magar Maa-Kasam, apun nahi janta ki Jayanti ke sath uska kya lafda thha!
Teacher Rajeev: Which is your native place Sana?
Student Sana: Hyderabad Sir!Kwink
kwink Teacher Rajeev: Excellent Sana! Can you spell it please?
Student SANA: Sorry, Sorry Sorry! It is Goa actually! Gee-A-O Kwink
kwink kwink kwink KHRONKKK
!Teacher Rajeev: "Sana, what is the outside of a tree called?"
Student Sana: "I don't know Sir."
Teacher Rajeeb: "Bark, Sana, bark."
Sana: Ohh, "Bhow, Bhow, Bhow!'kwink
kwink khronkk! Khronkk!Teacher Rajeev: Imam beta, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?
Imam Student: Teacher Ji, is shlok ka arthh hai,"Tum so jaao Maa, Main Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.
Teacher Rajeev : What is the chemical formula for water Student Urvashi?
Student Urvashi : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
Teacher Rajeev : Ye kya bol rahi ho Student Urvashi?
Student Urvashi (loud angry, hoarse voice) :
Aap hi ne toh kal bola thha water ka
formula is H to O! Aaj badal gaya kya?TEACHER RAJEEV : Student Niketan, go to the map and find North America.
Student Niketan : Here it is! This is North America!
TEACHER RAJEEV : Excellent. Now, class, who discovered America?
Student Sana & Student Imam together: Niketan discovered America Sir!
TEACHER RAJEEV : Imam, how do you spell "crocodile"?
Imam : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
Teacher Rajeev : No, that's wrong
Imam : Oh Hello----Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it and thats how I spell it...OK BYEE---OK BYEEE----!
Teacher Rajeev: Imam,aap badtameezi...
IMAM: OK Byeee
TEACHER RAJEEV: Apni Hudd mein raho Imam...
IMAM (Starts tapping his cheek with his index finger)!: TIME OUT...TIME OUT!
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