Please click on the YouTube Vid Link & then hum along the following parody lines.... 
This is the future man!
Tirkit daana tirkit daana, Congressi saare yahaan aana, Lets dance...
Tirkit daana tirkit daana, Saare milke dhoom machana, Lets dance...
Naa muscular, Naa hai popular
Naa muscular, Naa hai popular
Naa muscular Naa hai popular
Pappu apna, is a bachelor!
Tirkit daana tirkit daana, Congressi saare yahaan aana, Lets dance...
Tirkit daana tirkit daana, Saare milke dhoom machana, Lets dance...
Naa muscular, Naa hai popular
Naa muscular, Naa hai popular
Naa muscular Naa hai popular
Pappu apna, is a bachelor!
He's a bachelor! He's a bachelor...
Pappu ki party tez hai, Pappu party mein craze hai,
Pappu ki aankhein hain brown, Pappu dikhta angrez hai!
Angrez hai...
Pappu ki aankhein hain brown, Pappu dikhta angrez hai!
Angrez hai...
Rado ki ghadi haathon mein,
Perfume Gucci waala !!!!!!!!!
But Pappu can't give speech saala!
hoye hoye hoye hoye
But Pappu can't give speech saala!
hoye hoye hoye hoye
Perfume Gucci waala !!!!!!!!!
But Pappu can't give speech saala!
But Pappu can't give speech saala!
Haan Pappu speech nahi de sakta! 
Wenna may I see you when you dance in the hall
And a wenna may I see you when you dance... hey!
Tirkit daana tirkit daana, Congressi saare yahaan aana, Lets dance...
And a wenna may I see you when you dance... hey!
Tirkit daana tirkit daana, Congressi saare yahaan aana, Lets dance...
Pappu can't give speech saala!... 
Tirkit daana tirkit daana, Congressi saare yahaan aana, Lets dance...
Pappu can't give speech saala!...) 
Tirkit daana, daana naa,
Tirkit daana, daana naa
Tirkit daana, daana naa, Tirkit daana, daana naa
Paida Pappu, hua to kismatein chamki,
Aur uske munh mein, thhi Italy ki chamchi,
Paida Pappu, hua to kismatein chamki,
Aur uske munh mein, thhi Italy ki chamchi,
Haii... yeahhh yeahhh... Pappu ke paas hai paisa, 
Haii... yeahhh yeahhh...Jeeja Zamindaar ke jaisa,
Haii... yeahhh yeahhh... Pappu gareebon ka Yaar hai,
Haii... yeahhh yeahhh... Pappu dildaar hai, Star hai...
But Pappu can't give speech saala!
hoye hoye hoye hoye
But Pappu can't give speech saala!
hoye hoye hoye hoye
Haii... yeahhh yeahhh...Jeeja Zamindaar ke jaisa,
Haii... yeahhh yeahhh... Pappu gareebon ka Yaar hai,
Haii... yeahhh yeahhh... Pappu dildaar hai, Star hai...
But Pappu can't give speech saala!
But Pappu can't give speech saala!
Haan Pappu speech naheen de sakta... 

Tirkit daana, daana naa,
Tirkit daana, daana naa
Tirkit daana, daana naa, Tirkit daana, daana naaPapa kehte thhe bada naam karega,
Mera Pappu to aisa kaam karega,
Haii... yeahhh yeahhh... Pappu ke paas hai ROTI, 
Haii... yeahhh yeahhh... Deta hai 100 Din ki ROZI!
Haii... yeahhh yeahhh... Pappu guitar bajata hai,
Haii... yeahhh yeahhh... jahan jaata hai, Hoot ho jaata hai...
Haii... yeahhh yeahhh... Deta hai 100 Din ki ROZI!
Haii... yeahhh yeahhh... Pappu guitar bajata hai,
Haii... yeahhh yeahhh... jahan jaata hai, Hoot ho jaata hai...
But Pappu can't give speech saala!


Tirkit daana tirkit daana, Congressi saare yahaan aana, Lets dance...
Tirkit daana tirkit daana, Saare milke dhoom machana, Lets dance...
Tirkit daana NaNaNa, Tirkit daana NaNaNa
But Pappu can't give speech saala!
Tirkit daana NaNaNaNa,
Tirkit daana NaNaNa….
Haan Pappu speech Naheen De Sakta!
Tirkit daana tirkit daana, Saare milke dhoom machana, Lets dance...
Wenna may I see you when you dance in the hall
And a wenna may I see you when you dance... hey!
And a wenna may I see you when you dance... hey!
Tirkit daana NaNaNaNa, Tirkit daana NaNaNa….
DISCLAIMER: Pics & Cartoons used are for illustration purpose only. They have no connection to Posted content and names contained therein. Similarity of names, sheer coincidence.
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Hillarious ...
ReplyDeleteBut its always fun to watch/read a Pappu speech
Thanks for finding that one hilarious Sid! :) Hope you check out and enjoy other fun posts as well.....Cheers!
DeleteIts just Hilarious....
ReplyDeleteawesome....Pappu can't give speech.....
Very Good Job and please do keep posting and entertaining !!
hilarious cruiserji..raj from bb forum..come to the bb forum..its opened..waiting for ur fun posts eagerly
ReplyDeletetirkit dana tirkit dana dana nana
ReplyDeletepappu dikhta angrez hai
kya demaag paya hai
:)
haha....are you bwsweetu? :)
DeleteThanks for laughing! :)
Hey cruiser. its great that u opened a blog.
Deleteabhi
ek dum mast :D
DeleteDear Raj & Aadi..
ReplyDeleteThanks for your sweet comments. Glad Pappu made you smile! Here on Blog there are other fun takes related to Cricket and Bolly, besides Big Boss ofcourse, that you might have missed. Whenever you have some free time on hand and can't think of a more worse way to kill it, spend it on those please! :)
Raj, thanks for BB forum info.....would surely check out what you all are upto! :)
Awesome and Hillarious Cruiserji.
ReplyDeleteLoved it.
P.S. Awesome Disclaimer.
So good to see you comment Suyash.....glad you enjoyed the piece as well as disclaimer! Cheers mate!
DeleteHey! ^^
ReplyDeleteI'm Monika! :P
Hilarious! *ROFLING*
I'm always gonna listen to this song! LOL
Thanks for making me laugh! :D
Keep posting! :)
Monika!
haha..Thanks Monika Ji. You laughed and that means effort was worth it! :)
Deletewell now for me the song "papu can't dance sala" will never ever be the same as it used to be :D
ReplyDeletehaha. Thanks getgoing.....keep going! :)
DeleteAwsm
ReplyDeleteThanks a lot Ankit! :)
Deletepapu likes dalit garib people roti better than mummy dear macroni :-) Priyabb
ReplyDeletelol Priyabb....thanks for commenting! :)
Deletehahaha!! welcome back cruiser ji!!
ReplyDeleteHOWLARIOUS... pappu jahaan jataa hai... hoot ho jaata hai.... rofl..
great entertainment .. thank you so much...
keep posting more.. and more frequently...:)
Aditi..
Hey Aditi! Kemon aacchen? Thanks for commenting here. Nice to see you laughed at 'hoot' misery! :)
DeleteLOL... Good one
ReplyDeleteThanks a lot for appreciating! :)
DeleteCruiser you are the best in India Forum site. An intelligent analysis of a person thru' the hilarious song. You are a person with very good sense of humor. We can expect such posts only from you. I don't know how you get these ideas. I hope you post on various politicians and prominent people like this. It will be interesting and funny. Surely your post will be used by opposite party politicians for their election publicity. Expecting more such posts from you.
ReplyDeleteThanks a lot for your always generous praise Manju Ji. Your posts are always well reasoned and mean a lot!
DeleteLol.....my friends reported, some BJP fanatics used circulated this parody witin their FB circles and on Twitter.
Well.....may be now I should shift attention to Modi-Advani tussle! :)
Brilliant!
ReplyDeleteThanks a lot for the appreciation Vivek! Hope you smiled! :)
Deletenice one cruiser ji..
ReplyDeleteAwesome Cruiser !~!!
ReplyDeleteHoot nahi mute ho jaata hai...
ReplyDeletehahahha!! awesome!!
ReplyDeletePappu can't do anything saala. hahahaha
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha This was a good one as usual, and the funiest was DISCLAIMER.... love it.
ReplyDeleteKeep Rocking Cruiser
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ReplyDeletePappu is not good at anything. You forgot our Silencer :( - Our great PM :D
ReplyDeleteNice! Cruiser ji, like I said ... I sure hope that your day job involves making people laugh. :D
ReplyDeletehaha. Pappu got mauled by Arnab Goswami and then this laugh riot. hahahaha
ReplyDeleteThis is bloody hilarious :D :D
ReplyDeletehahahaha
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