The extremely tall Karishma Tanna is anxiously pacing up and down by roadside!
Murari Banna, her much shorter boyfriend, comes up from behind, makes a herculean effort to jump up in air two feet high and closes her eyes shut with both his palms, both his feet hanging up in air now! 
MURARI BANNA (in a huffed & puffed voice):Tanna main aa gaya-----Baby Main aaa gaya! Main aaa gaya!! 
KARISHMA TANNA (Emitting Nitric acid fumes): 
Huttt! Utro neeche---Utro!-----(Makes a face & mimics Murari)---"Hunhhh Main aa gaya Tanna!"---------Toh kya naachoon? ----Party doon?
Huttt! Utro neeche---Utro!-----(Makes a face & mimics Murari)---"Hunhhh Main aa gaya Tanna!"---------Toh kya naachoon? ----Party doon?
In panic, Murari Banna releases his hands & falls down on ground with a thud! 
Gets up with sheepish expressions on face, dusting his trousers and shirt! 
Gets up with sheepish expressions on face, dusting his trousers and shirt!
MURARI BANNA (romantically): 
Tanna Darling! Kya tum mere saath gym chalogi Baby ? 
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KARISHMA TANNA (Angrily stares into Banna's eyes):BANNAAA! Tum kehna kya chahte ho? Main moti hogayi hoon ? Haan? You mean to say I have put on weight Banna?
Tanna Darling! Kya tum mere saath gym chalogi Baby ? .
KARISHMA TANNA (Angrily stares into Banna's eyes):BANNAAA! Tum kehna kya chahte ho? Main moti hogayi hoon ? Haan? You mean to say I have put on weight Banna?
MURARI BANNA (Panic stricken voice): 
Arey Tanna? Maine aisa kab kaha?---- OK koi baat naheen! Mat chalo.
Arey Tanna? Maine aisa kab kaha?---- OK koi baat naheen! Mat chalo. 
KARISHMA TANNA (Sulphuric acid too starts oozing out of her eyes now, mixed with Nitric acid fumes): Banna, you want to say I am lazy?---- Aalsi hoon main?---Tum keh rahe ho main aalsi hoon, isliye gym naheen jaana chaahti main? Hain? BOLO!!!!
MURARI BANNA (Kaato toh khoon naheen state): Ufff! Gussa kyun ho rahi ho Tanna Jaanu? 
KARISHMA TANNA (Screaming now): BANNNAAA! Hold your tongue! Tumhara matlab kya hai? Ki ------Tanna hamesha jhagarti rehti hai? -------JHAGRAALOO HOON MAIN?
KARISHMA TANNA (Screaming now): BANNNAAA! Hold your tongue! Tumhara matlab kya hai? Ki ------Tanna hamesha jhagarti rehti hai? -------JHAGRAALOO HOON MAIN?
MURARI BANNA(Weak, disembodied voice now): Tanna maine aisa toh kabhi naheen bola Jaanu! 
KARISHMA TANNA (Goes hyper screaming): Banna tum ye keh rahe ho ki main jhoot bolti hoon? Jhooti hoon main? Haan??.
MURARI BANNA (throws in the towel now): 
OK Baba----------Rehne do! Main akeyla hi chala jaata hoon Tanna!
OK Baba----------Rehne do! Main akeyla hi chala jaata hoon Tanna!KARISHMA TANNA (Screaming like Bilawal Bhutto claiming full Kashmir now):
Bannnaaa! Acchhi tarah se jaanti hoon main kyun akele jaana chaahte ho gym! ---------Us Serbian ladki Natasha pe dore daalne hain? -------Ya Sukeerti ki flirting ka intezaar hai?--------------Diandra toh zaroor aayegi chhoti si bikini pehan ke bagal waali tread mill pe! -----------------------Banna itni bewakoof naheen hoon main, jitna samajhte ho tum mujhe. Samjhe?
MURARI BANNA (Can't help cursing under his breath): Bloody F** B****!!!! 
KARISHMA TANNA (Transforms into a Chot Khaayi Naagin now): Bannnaaa! You wretched dog!-------------- You are disqualified! Disqualified from my life for good!---------- Get lost you dumb ass! -------------Tumne mujhe gaali di? NATIONAL HIGHWAY PE GAALI DI TUMNE? You @#$%^&^***!-------------- Khoon pee jaungi main tera Banna!!!
Bannnaaa! You wretched dog!-------------- You are disqualified! Disqualified from my life for good!---------- Get lost you dumb ass! -------------Tumne mujhe gaali di? NATIONAL HIGHWAY PE GAALI DI TUMNE? You @#$%^&^***!-------------- Khoon pee jaungi main tera Banna!!! 
Murari Banna collapses and has to be rushed to Jaslok Hospital Mumbai's ICU for revival!
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