Fun-opsis of December 24th-Kissa Sacche Doston Ka!

Fun-opsis December 24, 2012 Episode

SUBAH 8.00 BAJE

3400 PMPO speaker system of Big Boss House comes to life and Song starts "Dhinki Chika, Dhinki Chika, Dhinki Chika Re----12 Maheene mein 12 Tareeke Se, tujhse Pyaar jataunga Main--- Dhinki Chika, Dhinki Chika, Dhinki Chika Re!" 
 
Sapna who had started doing an energetic dance, suddenly realises it is a Salman Khan song. A frown descends on her face and she goes back inside her blanket, resembling a cute but upset, Dalmatian Puppy! 



Sana, on the other hands goes frantic and gyrates her hips from one extreme to another extremely enthusiastically. This babe is fully convinced Salman-Arbaaz watch all her efforts and would surely cast her in Dabangg-13 atleast!   



Imam is dancing energetically as always, while Rajeev Paul is trying to fight potty pressure, and doing small jigs with extremely painful expressions on face.

SUBAH 10.30 BAJE
 
BB VOICE OVER: Yahaan Rajeev aur Sana aapas mein baat kar rahe hain, aur Rajeev Sana se keh rahe hain ki unhein Vishal bilkul pasand naheen thha kabhi bhi.

RAJEEV: Dekho Sana, main aapka dost hoon na? Dost hoon na main aapka? Kabhi galat advice de sakta hoon main? Naheen naa? Di maine aapko kabhi galat advise?

SANA: Ufffo! Rajeev seedhe bolo na kehna kya chahte ho tum?

RAJEEV: Bas yehi problem hai aapki? Sunte naheen hain aap meri baat kabhi'

SANA (Irritated, slaps hand on forehead): Theek hai. Naheen Sun-ni mujhe tumhari baat'..  



RAJEEV (Leechad voice returns): Main sirf itna keh raha thha ki, ---(pause)---Dil ke burey naheen ho aap, naheen ho aap dil ke burey. -------------Magar aksar maine dekha hai, fisal jaate ho aap.--------- Yaar main naheen keh raha----Karishma ne bola Vishal ki girlfriend hai, Vishal ne khud--------hell Vishal ne kya, even Imam ne bataya Vishal ki 3-4 girl friends hain aur aap mujhe chhodkar, uske saath? Dating par chale gaye? --------Dil toot gaya thha toh naheen bolunga, magar dukh bahut hua Sana, bahut bura laga thha mujhe us din.

SANA: Uffo! Kya hai yaar ye? Task thha yaar sirf'..

RAJEEV(Leechad heights): Haan toh task ko task jaise lena chaahiye naa? -------Task mein maine better entertain kiya thha na?-------- Aapko strictly task pe evaluate karna thha naa---Insaan hoon yaar! Agar main aapke saath aisa karta toh aapko bura naheen lagta kya?

SANA (irritated): Naheen lagta---jaa rahi hoon main, OK, bye

RAJEEV: Accha chhodo yaar. Koi aur baat karte hain--- 



SANA: Haan, koi aur baat karte hain

RAJEEV: Kal Imam ko jab humne khaana naheen diya raat ko---

SANA (starts laughing): kwink kwink

RAJEEV: Sun naa---Sun naa---hans mat ek second---

SANA: kwink kwink kwink kwink

RAJEEV: Sun naa----aur phir---aur phir----Imam ne poochha dinner mein kya hai? Maine bola kucchh naheen------sab khatam ---

SANA: kwink kwink kwink kwink   khronk khronk  

RAJEEV: Aur sun-----aur sun------ek minute! Imam ne poochha atleast Andey hain kya, main omelet bana loonga----

SANA:kwink kwink kwink kwink   khronk khronk kwink kwink khronk khronk khronk khronk

RAJEEV:  Hans mat naa-----.sun toh----..

SANA: bas karo---bas karo,  kwink kwink kwink kwink   khronk khronk   ------------mere peyt mein dard--- kwink kwink kwink kwink   khronk khronk

RAJEEV:  Maine bola, aaj Murgiyaan strike pe thhi. Bol rahi thhi, Poultry feed badlo, naheen toh andey naheen dengi---

SANA: Oh! Oh! Oh Maa----bas karo Rajeev-----kwink kwink kwink kwink   khronk khronk kwink kwink kwink kwink   khronk khronk  

RAJEEV: Arey aur Sun----- ----Sun toh! Maine Imam se bola---

SANA (Lauughter gets hysterical): Haaye main mar gayi Rajeev----kwink kwink kwink kwink   khronk khronk  kwink kwink kwink kwink   khronk khronk kwink kwink kwink kwink   khronk khronk

RAJEEV: Maine Imam se bola, Murgiyon ki strike ko toh bhool jao, Murge ne saaf bol diya Murgion ko ki jitni marzi pooja kar lo meri'..main pappi hi naheen doonga tumko---anda kahaan se dogi?

SANA (her laughter reaches it's crescendo): kwink kwink kwink kwink   khronk khronk kwink kwink kwink kwink   khronk khronk kwink kwink kwink kwink   khronk khronk kwink kwink kwink kwink   khronk khronk kwink kwink kwink kwink   khronk khronk kwink kwink kwink kwink   khronk khronk kwink kwink kwink kwink   khronk khronk kwink kwink kwink kwink   khronk khronk kwink kwink kwink kwink   khronk khronk

PS: All this while, Urvashi was staring at Sana and Rajeev, convinced the two have gone fully mad! She just can't figure out what exactly is funny in what Rajeev is saying and why the hell is Sana on a Kwink-Kwink-Khronk-Khronk Spree of her's!