Thursday 19 December 2013

Undekha Action- Armaan in Lonavala Police Station!


DOPAHAR 12.30 BAJE

BIG BOSS (Voice Over): Haal hi ki paristhitiyon ki wazah se Armaan ko baahar jaana pada hai, aur Bigg Boss ne unhein, confession room ke isi darwaaze se baahar nikaal diya hai!

(The above bit you all saw on TV...Ab Aage Dekhiye...The UN-DEKHA ACTION)
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Outside the Bigg Boss House:

A slightly nervous looking Armaan steps out of the house and is visibly taken aback, when he sees Inspector Waaghmaare waiting besides the Police van.
A smile breaks on Armaan's face and he brisks up his pace towards Van and extends his arm towards the Inspector!

ARMAAN: O-ho!!! Aap Ho Waaghmaare Ji? Kaise ho Sir? Sab theek?Smile

INSPECTOR WAAGHMAARE: Angry Aye Armaan Kohli. -----Police ke saath shaan-patti karne ka naheen. Kya? ----------Abhi mere ko, tere ko arrest karne ka hai Kaaye ko bole toh, (Puffs up his chest and briefly poses towards glamorous female reporters of CNN-IBN and AAJTAK)---------wo jo Bigg Boss mein Sofiya Hayat-Fayat bolke aurat thhi, ------usne tere oopar charge lagaya hai, Ek-dum SIRIUS CHARGE RE Angry----------tune Danda-Vinda ghuma ke uske munh ko phhoda, --------gandi-gandi baat karke uski izzat ko chheda Angry-----mentally depress kiya tu usko-----bole toh Maansik atyaachaar!------Maaila trauma ka haalat mein pahuncha daala tu us masoom Aurat ko! Angry

ARMAAN:  Shocked Whattt??----- Maine uske munh ko phoda?----Izzat?? Depression?? -----O Waaghmaare! On duty piya hai kya tu?--Haan?--Desi Daaroo piya kya? Angry

INSPECTOR WAAGHMAARE (Hisses under the breath):  Ouch Chaaron taraf dekh, Midiaa ka Kamra-Shamra zamela hai re ghantaal-----shhhhhh!---(Loudly commands-), -----------Chal, Chal chal, baaki baat thhana mein!Angry---- Abhi dikhayega Inispektor Waaghmaare tujhe Kanoon ka Paavar!...---------Hero giri band abhi!---Chal!!Angry

ARMAAN (Curses under his breath): Teri Maa Ki @#$$#&**!----Tu chal beta thaane mein!Angry

(INSIDE LONAVALA POLICE  STATION)



INSPECTOR WAAGHMAARE: Havaldar Pandu?

PANDU: Haww Sir?



INSPECTOR WAAGHMAARE:  Baahir chhotu ko bol, do chaay dega, malaai maar ke---cutting mein!Wink----- Aur Thaana darwaaza band kar------Tiitiya Maila ye saale Midia waale subah se bhin-bhina rahe hain baahar! Angry--------Saala thhana hai ki Halwai ki dukaan?----Maan Na Maan, Main tera Mehmaan...Jaaila Saala!--------Makkhi hain re saare ---Makkhi saale!Angry------ IndiaTV, AajTak, News24, JanSatta...chhheee!------Band kar darwaaza!Angry

Pandu locks the door and Inspector Waaghmaare lunges at Armaan!

INSPECTOR WAAGHMAARE:  Kaisa hai Armaan Saab?Big smile---Poora ek saal ho gaya mile hue baap!----- Kaisa hai Armaan Bhai?

ARMAAN: Angry Hunhh! Bhai!! Wahaan meri izzat ka falooda kiya uska kya re Waaghmaare?Angry

INSPECTOR WAAGHMAARE:  Arey Armaan Bhai, ------aap koi bacchha hai kya?---Dikhana padta hai re baba, dikhana padta hai!Wink----Saala bina kuchh liye-diye shaam ka khabar hoga Pulis ko khareeda Armaan ka Wadeel  (father) ne!!!Dead
ARMAAN (Shouts): Angry---Tyaan-tyun, tyaan tyun naheen karo, mudde ki baat pe aao! -----------Maamla kya hai? ------ Kya boli wo paagal Sofiya? Angry-------------Saala usne mere ko dhakka maara wo naheen dikha tumko?--------- -Usne mere ko gaali diya wo naheen dekha-suna? ----Wo dande waala jhaadoo main le ke aaya thha ki wo le ke aayi thhi?-----Haan? ---------Abhi dhakka-mukki karegi 6 foot 3 inch ke insaan ke saath, -----toh kharonch-varonch lag sakti hai naa?----Kya depression diya re main usko Waaghmaare? Angry

INSPECTOR WAAGHMAARE:  Tittiyaan-Maila.------Jaa re Depression------- Saala ek TV channel se doosra TV channel fudak rahi hai wo---Bole toh daaroo piyela Battakh ka maafik-----Kaahe ka depression usko???-----Chintaa Nakko-----Tension naheen lene ka Armaan Baba, tension dene ka! Kya? Wink

ARMAAN: Abey TV pe toh meri izzat ka falooda kar diya naa?---- Log kya bolenge?Confused

INSPECTOR WAAGHMAARE: Hug Arey koi kuchh naheen bolega.------------Tera Bigg Boss mein bilkul bhi naheen dikhaya tu Thaana mein aayela hai! --------Aayi Shapath!--------Abhi chaay pee, payr-vayr (legs)--seedha kar!----------Aadha ghanta baad, Deshmukh Saab ka Adalat mein jaane ka------Jamanat-fimanat ka kaagaz sab ready hai!Wink---Sooraj naheen doobega aur tu dobara Bigg Boss ka ghar mein hoga!Hug----Waaghmaare ka waada hai ye, Aayi Shapath!Thumbs Up

ARMAAN (Smiles for the first time):Smile Really? Bail papers already taiyyar hain? Ye kaise hua?Shocked

INSPECTOR WAAGHMAARE: Kya re Armaan Baba?...Bas kya re Pakiya? Ermm---Ye humaara pahila dealing hai kya?-------3 Saal pahile tu wo Cycle waale ko rocket bana ke oopar udaaya thha-------Mangal Griha mein pahunchaaya thha------Bhool gaya kya?? Wink--------Ek saal pahile wo Lonavala ke punter ki naak phoda thha tu----

ARMAAN: Big smile---Oh right! Haha! Kya raspberry bahi thhi uski naak se! Kya hua baad mein uska?Shocked

INSPECTOR WAAGHMAARE: Paanch din haspataal mein thha, --------baad mein maafinaama likha wo tere naam ka, ----phir jaane diya main usko!LOL

ARMAAN: Haan! Accha kiya! One should not keep these things in heart. -------Forget and forgive -----apna philosophy hai Waaghmaare Saab!Shocked

INSPECTOR WAAGHMAARE:  Sab maaloom hai re baba!---Bahut bada dil hai Armaan Baba ka aur Kohli Saab  (Rajkumar Kohli) ka!------Deshmukh Saab ko Paanch peti diye Papa Ji, Jamanat ke liye!-------Humko bhi Do peti mila Armaan Baba!----Tension nakko lene ka!Smile

ARMAAN: Evil Smile Waaghmaare, us Sofiya ne Sher ke munh mein haath daala hai!-----Bholenath ki kasam main toh usko Sorry bolne ko taiyyaar thha kasam se-----Angry

INSPECTOR WAAGHMAARE: Sab maloom hai re Baba!--------Gharwaali meri barobar dekhi re Bigg Boss show! ------Boli wo mere ku, tu Kamiya-Panjabi, Asif-Bangaali, Pratyusha-Baingan, Sangram-Dholki, Andy-Bandar---SABKO SORRY BOLA BABA, SABKO SORRY BOLA!--------Sone ka dil hai re tera, khaalis Sone ka!Day Dreaming  

ARMAAN:  Mudde ki baat karo. ---Karna kya hai is Sofiya ka?? Angry  



INSPECTOR WAAGHMAARE: Tension nakko Armaan Baba, tension nakko!----Santa Cruz Thana mein likhayi thhi report wo.Ermm---- Wahaan ka Inispektor Taambe, langoti yaar hai mera---ek number Pakiya!Geek------Aapke Papa Ji mile usko bhi, ------sab maamla settle hai! Wink-------Tum khaali ek chhota sa maafinaama likh dega bas, ------------ye waala case khaariz--------bole toh Deesh-meesh! Wink-------Uske baad taabe mein lenge us Sofiya aurat ko Evil Smile.-------Visa ka date, personal dates, Dollar-veelar, Pound-Shound sab ginti karenge uski-----charas-gaanja mil gaya toh MCOCA mein ghaseetenge usko...Angry  

ARMAAN:  MCOCA? Shocked  



INSPECTOR WAAGHMAARE: Maharashtra Control of Organised Crime Act, 1999 re Baba!Evil Smile-----Yaad karegi ki India aayi thhi-----Poora tour denge re baba, poora  Gaaidade tour,Evil Smile------------ Lonavala Jail, Arthur Road Jail, Santa Cruz Thana, Vikhroli Thana...tu dekh abhi!Angry

ARMAAN: Thank God, there is Law and Order in this Country!Shocked
INSPECTOR WAAGHMAARE:  Barobar bola re!Tongue---Chal Abhi-----Jamanat ka kaagaz lene ka, uske baad tere ko Bigg Boss ka ghar bhi pahunchaane ka hai re! Clap----------------------Aur suno Armaan Baba!-----Wu Sofiya Aurat ko bhadkaane waale, wohich dono hain, Kooshaal aur Gauhaar!---Wohich dono bole usko Thana mein Rapat leekhaane ko----Wink----

ARMAAN (Hisses): Evil Smile In dono ko toh main game se hi nikaal doonga! Angry---Abhi chalo fauran!---Aaj ghar pahunchte hi---agar is Kushal Tandon ko main Smoking room mein naa ghaseetoon----aur Gauhar ko game se out naa karwa doon-------------toh main Kutte ka Baccha!Angry

INSPECTOR WAAGHMAARE & PANDU: Hahahahaha! -------Tittiyaan-Maila----Kya saynse of humor hai re Baba, kya saynse of Humour hai! ROFL---------hahahahaha!! ROFL