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SUBAH 8.00 BAJE:
Morning wake up alarm song is beautiful Kishore-Lata duet, "Ye Raatein, Ye Mausam-Nadi Ka Kinaara, Ye Chanchal Hawa...".
As always, Gauhar with her lipstick in place since 07.15 A.M, springs out of her bed first, starts with an energetic dance but soon realizes it's a melodious number on which she can romantically dance with Kushal Babu.
Gauhar throws a glance in Kushal Babu's direction but he is in a disheveled state coming up with non-stop monkey-yawns.
Gauhar gives up on her Babu, places one hand on Sofiya's waist and they both start doing a waltz.
This slow dancing inspires Tanisha and she approaches Armaan. Tanisha seductively looks into Armaan's eyes, extends her pretty palm in his direction.
Armaan looks up at Tanisha and booms back with a loud ,"KYA HAI?"
TANISHA: Ufffo! Kitna pyaara number hai! Lets dance too naa!
ARMAAN: Maloom hai aapko kitne camre lage hue hain yahaan? Haan?
TANISHA (guilty voice): Haan maaloom hai!
ARMAAN: Mere ko koi farak naheen padta! But you are a girl! Socha hai kabhi kya image convey hogi? Haan? Karna hai dance? Karna hai?
TANISHA (guilt ridden, on verge of crying voice): Naheen Armaan. You are right. Dancing together might convey a very wrong image outside. Sorry. Aap theek keh rahe hain. Mujhe koi aisa kaam naheen karna chaahiye jis se koi bhi galat message baahar jaaye. Thanks Armaan!
ARMAAN: Socha karo yaar thoda baut. ------------You are not a kid any more!-------------------(Long Pause)----Raat se spine is hurting. Thoda body ki tel maalish kar dogi?-----Baalon mein bhi tel-maalish kar do zara.
TANISHA (Perks up instantly): 5 minute dhoop mein baith jaayiye T-shirt utaar ke! ---Warm body absorbs oil better. Mom told me this.
Just as both hug each other, not far from them Ajaz is hovering around and nodding his head in an all understanding manner!
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SUBAH 10.30 BAJE
BIGG BOSS (Voice Over): Yahaan Kushal aur Gauhar rasoi mein baithe hain aur pyaar se baatein kar rahe hain!
GAUHAR: Babu paraanthe ke saath green chilli sauce loge aap? -Coffee chalegi or Tea is fine?
KUSHAL: Haan! Green Chilli sauce. Coffee mein cheeni kam daalna aap, bahut jyaada cheeni daalte ho aajkal.
GAUHAR: Theek hai! Ek chammach cheeni daaloongi bas?
KUSHAL: Nn-naheen! Ek ch-chammach bhi mm-mat daalna. Ek SIP maar dena bas----Coffee apne aap meethi ho jaayegi!
GAUHAR: Awww! -Ajjjazz...I love you Babu!
KUSHAL(Crestfallen voice): Tt-tumne phir Ajaaz bola mujhe? Phir se Ajaz bola?
GAUHAR: What do you mean PHIR SE? -It was a slip of tongue Babu. First time Babu----
KUSHAL: What do you mean first time? Kal wo Ajaz jab ll-ladki waali dress mein thha----Main uski...dress oopar utha raha thha---tumne bola StOPP IT AJAAZ!
GAUHAR: EXXXACTTTLY! I said that! Maine kab mana kiya Babu?
KUSHAL: Pp-paagal bana rahi ho kya? Kabhi bolti ho nn-naheen bola, kabhi bolti ho bb-bola! Kk-kya hai ye?
GAUHAR: Ufff! Bacche ho aap bilkul!------When you were trying to lift Ajaz's short dress up, it was a cheap, ghatiya, Ajaaz type harquat Babu. -------------I don't want my gentleman Kushal to be doing anything cheap like that. ---Jab aap wo ghatiya harkat kar rahe thhe, toh EK SECOND le liye aap Ajaaz ban gaye thhe. ------Isliye maine bola Ajaaz aisa mat karo! Samjhe?
KUSHAL (Confused & uncertain): Haan! Ss-amajh gaya!"I ll-love you Gau!
GAUHAR: Awww! Give Gauhar a hug Babu! -----Love you Ajj-Ajj------Kushaal-Kushaal!
Kushal and Gauhar hug each other tightly and not far from them Ajaz is hovering around and nodding his head in an all understanding manner!
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RAAT 8.30 BAJE:
BIGG BOSS (VOICE OVER): Yahaan Andy aur Kamya ek doosre ke saath baatein kar rahe hain aur Kamya apni Beti ki photo kaatne waali baat se naaraaz nazar aa rahi hain!
KAMYA: Andy, Tanisha ne mujhe clearly bola ki wo meri beti ki photo ko kaatne waala idea uska thha! ---Main koshish kar rahi hoon but is baat ko dil se nikaal naheen paa rahi hoon!---I can not forgive her Andy!
ANDY (Sad, shocked voice): But aapne toh bola you have moved on and abhi wo puraani baat matter naheen karti. Phir...
KAMYA: Ufff! Paagal ho tum. I have moved on as far as you are concerned. -----------Ab aapke liye mere dil mein kuchh bhi negative naheen hai!-----But Tanisha? -Usko main maaf naheen kar sakti!
ANDY: Ab chhodo naa Kamya Ji. ---Maine aur Tanisha ji ne aapki daughter ki photo kaatne waali baat sochi thhi, ye soch ke ki aap bilkul mana kar dengi!---There was nothing evil in that---
KAMYA (Hisses): Andy, last week maine tumko nominate kiya thha na eviction ke liye?
ANDY: Haan...toh??
KAMYA: Bas is week hum dono Tanisha ko nominate kar dete hain. Uske baad, I promise, I will move on with Tanisha too. Jaise maine aapko maaf kar diya, waise hi, usko bhi maaf kar doongi!
ANDY: Promise?
KAMYA: Haan baba, promise!
ANDY: Awww! Kamya Ji can I kiss your daughter's pic please?--She is sooo sweet!
KAMYA: Ofcourse you can kiss Aara's pic. -------------But first let me hug you Andy! -Bahut sweet ho yaar aap!"Bahut hi sweet---kitni galat thhi main tumhaare bare mein!
Andy and Kamya break into a bone crushing hug!-----
Not far from them Ajaz is hovering around and nodding his head in an all understanding manner!
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RAAT 11.30
Hazy figures are sleeping around in silvery-whitish bed sheets and quilts!
BIGG BOSS (VOICE OVER): Bigg Boss ke Ghar mein, kabhi hui pyaar mein takraar, toh koi pareshaan hua baar-baar! -------Abhi bhi sulag rahi hai kisi ke dil mein Nafrat ki Aag,--------------- toh koi hai, jo har kisi ke maamle mein, hamesha nazar aata hai aas-paas!
JHELTE RAHIYE YE MANHOOS PROGRAMME...
...BIGGG BAAS
SUBAH 8.00 BAJE:
Morning wake up alarm song is beautiful Kishore-Lata duet, "Ye Raatein, Ye Mausam-Nadi Ka Kinaara, Ye Chanchal Hawa...".
As always, Gauhar with her lipstick in place since 07.15 A.M, springs out of her bed first, starts with an energetic dance but soon realizes it's a melodious number on which she can romantically dance with Kushal Babu.
Gauhar throws a glance in Kushal Babu's direction but he is in a disheveled state coming up with non-stop monkey-yawns.
Gauhar gives up on her Babu, places one hand on Sofiya's waist and they both start doing a waltz.
This slow dancing inspires Tanisha and she approaches Armaan. Tanisha seductively looks into Armaan's eyes, extends her pretty palm in his direction.
Armaan looks up at Tanisha and booms back with a loud ,"KYA HAI?"
TANISHA: Ufffo! Kitna pyaara number hai! Lets dance too naa!
ARMAAN: Maloom hai aapko kitne camre lage hue hain yahaan? Haan?
TANISHA (guilty voice): Haan maaloom hai!
ARMAAN: Mere ko koi farak naheen padta! But you are a girl! Socha hai kabhi kya image convey hogi? Haan? Karna hai dance? Karna hai?
TANISHA (guilt ridden, on verge of crying voice): Naheen Armaan. You are right. Dancing together might convey a very wrong image outside. Sorry. Aap theek keh rahe hain. Mujhe koi aisa kaam naheen karna chaahiye jis se koi bhi galat message baahar jaaye. Thanks Armaan!
ARMAAN: Socha karo yaar thoda baut. ------------You are not a kid any more!-------------------(Long Pause)----Raat se spine is hurting. Thoda body ki tel maalish kar dogi?-----Baalon mein bhi tel-maalish kar do zara.
TANISHA (Perks up instantly): 5 minute dhoop mein baith jaayiye T-shirt utaar ke! ---Warm body absorbs oil better. Mom told me this.
Just as both hug each other, not far from them Ajaz is hovering around and nodding his head in an all understanding manner!
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SUBAH 10.30 BAJE
BIGG BOSS (Voice Over): Yahaan Kushal aur Gauhar rasoi mein baithe hain aur pyaar se baatein kar rahe hain!
GAUHAR: Babu paraanthe ke saath green chilli sauce loge aap? -Coffee chalegi or Tea is fine?
KUSHAL: Haan! Green Chilli sauce. Coffee mein cheeni kam daalna aap, bahut jyaada cheeni daalte ho aajkal.
GAUHAR: Theek hai! Ek chammach cheeni daaloongi bas?
KUSHAL: Nn-naheen! Ek ch-chammach bhi mm-mat daalna. Ek SIP maar dena bas----Coffee apne aap meethi ho jaayegi!
GAUHAR: Awww! -Ajjjazz...I love you Babu!
KUSHAL(Crestfallen voice): Tt-tumne phir Ajaaz bola mujhe? Phir se Ajaz bola?
GAUHAR: What do you mean PHIR SE? -It was a slip of tongue Babu. First time Babu----
KUSHAL: What do you mean first time? Kal wo Ajaz jab ll-ladki waali dress mein thha----Main uski...dress oopar utha raha thha---tumne bola StOPP IT AJAAZ!
GAUHAR: EXXXACTTTLY! I said that! Maine kab mana kiya Babu?
KUSHAL: Pp-paagal bana rahi ho kya? Kabhi bolti ho nn-naheen bola, kabhi bolti ho bb-bola! Kk-kya hai ye?
GAUHAR: Ufff! Bacche ho aap bilkul!------When you were trying to lift Ajaz's short dress up, it was a cheap, ghatiya, Ajaaz type harquat Babu. -------------I don't want my gentleman Kushal to be doing anything cheap like that. ---Jab aap wo ghatiya harkat kar rahe thhe, toh EK SECOND le liye aap Ajaaz ban gaye thhe. ------Isliye maine bola Ajaaz aisa mat karo! Samjhe?
KUSHAL (Confused & uncertain): Haan! Ss-amajh gaya!"I ll-love you Gau!
GAUHAR: Awww! Give Gauhar a hug Babu! -----Love you Ajj-Ajj------Kushaal-Kushaal!
Kushal and Gauhar hug each other tightly and not far from them Ajaz is hovering around and nodding his head in an all understanding manner!
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RAAT 8.30 BAJE:
BIGG BOSS (VOICE OVER): Yahaan Andy aur Kamya ek doosre ke saath baatein kar rahe hain aur Kamya apni Beti ki photo kaatne waali baat se naaraaz nazar aa rahi hain!
KAMYA: Andy, Tanisha ne mujhe clearly bola ki wo meri beti ki photo ko kaatne waala idea uska thha! ---Main koshish kar rahi hoon but is baat ko dil se nikaal naheen paa rahi hoon!---I can not forgive her Andy!
ANDY (Sad, shocked voice): But aapne toh bola you have moved on and abhi wo puraani baat matter naheen karti. Phir...
KAMYA: Ufff! Paagal ho tum. I have moved on as far as you are concerned. -----------Ab aapke liye mere dil mein kuchh bhi negative naheen hai!-----But Tanisha? -Usko main maaf naheen kar sakti!
ANDY: Ab chhodo naa Kamya Ji. ---Maine aur Tanisha ji ne aapki daughter ki photo kaatne waali baat sochi thhi, ye soch ke ki aap bilkul mana kar dengi!---There was nothing evil in that---
KAMYA (Hisses): Andy, last week maine tumko nominate kiya thha na eviction ke liye?
ANDY: Haan...toh??
KAMYA: Bas is week hum dono Tanisha ko nominate kar dete hain. Uske baad, I promise, I will move on with Tanisha too. Jaise maine aapko maaf kar diya, waise hi, usko bhi maaf kar doongi!
ANDY: Promise?
KAMYA: Haan baba, promise!
ANDY: Awww! Kamya Ji can I kiss your daughter's pic please?--She is sooo sweet!
KAMYA: Ofcourse you can kiss Aara's pic. -------------But first let me hug you Andy! -Bahut sweet ho yaar aap!"Bahut hi sweet---kitni galat thhi main tumhaare bare mein!
Andy and Kamya break into a bone crushing hug!-----
Not far from them Ajaz is hovering around and nodding his head in an all understanding manner!
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RAAT 11.30
Hazy figures are sleeping around in silvery-whitish bed sheets and quilts!
BIGG BOSS (VOICE OVER): Bigg Boss ke Ghar mein, kabhi hui pyaar mein takraar, toh koi pareshaan hua baar-baar! -------Abhi bhi sulag rahi hai kisi ke dil mein Nafrat ki Aag,--------------- toh koi hai, jo har kisi ke maamle mein, hamesha nazar aata hai aas-paas!
JHELTE RAHIYE YE MANHOOS PROGRAMME...
...BIGGG BAAS
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ReplyDeletelolllllz! funny. Ajaz always in every frame
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