Saturday 7 December 2013

Fun-opsis of Day 80 (Cams ka Darr, Galat Naam,Dil Mein Nafrat) Episode

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SUBAH  8.00 BAJE:
Morning wake up alarm song is beautiful Kishore-Lata duet, "Ye Raatein, Ye Mausam-Nadi Ka Kinaara, Ye Chanchal Hawa...".Day Dreaming

As always, Gauhar with her lipstick in place since 07.15 A.M, springs out of her bed first, starts with an energetic dance but soon realizes it's a melodious number on which she can romantically dance with Kushal Babu.

Gauhar throws a glance in Kushal Babu's direction but he is in a disheveled state coming up with non-stop monkey-yawns. 



Gauhar gives up on her Babu, places one hand on Sofiya's waist and they both start doing a waltz.Dancing

This slow dancing inspires Tanisha and she approaches Armaan. Tanisha seductively looks into Armaan's eyes, extends her pretty palm in his direction.

Armaan looks up at Tanisha and booms back with a loud ,"KYA HAI?"Angry

TANISHA: Ufffo! Kitna pyaara number hai! Lets dance too naa!Day Dreaming

ARMAAN: Maloom hai aapko kitne camre lage hue hain yahaan? Haan?Angry

TANISHA (guilty voice): Haan maaloom hai!Disapprove

ARMAAN: Mere ko koi farak naheen padta! But you are a girl! Socha hai kabhi kya image convey hogi? Haan? Karna hai dance? Karna hai?

TANISHA (guilt ridden, on verge of crying voice): Disapprove Naheen Armaan. You are right. Dancing together might convey a very wrong image outside. Sorry. Aap theek keh rahe hain. Mujhe koi aisa kaam naheen karna chaahiye jis se koi bhi galat message baahar jaaye. Thanks Armaan!Embarrassed  



ARMAAN: Ermm Socha karo yaar thoda baut. ------------You are not a kid any more!-------------------(Long Pause)----Raat se spine is hurting.  Thoda body ki tel maalish kar dogi?Blushing-----Baalon mein bhi tel-maalish kar do zara. Blushing

TANISHA (Perks up instantly):Tongue 5 minute dhoop mein baith jaayiye T-shirt utaar ke! ---Warm body absorbs oil better. Mom told me this. Approve  



Just as both hug each other, not far from them Ajaz is hovering around and nodding his head in an all understanding manner!Evil Smile  


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SUBAH 10.30 BAJE

BIGG BOSS (Voice Over):  Yahaan Kushal aur Gauhar rasoi mein baithe hain aur pyaar se baatein kar rahe hain!

GAUHAR: Babu paraanthe ke saath green chilli sauce loge aap? -Coffee chalegi or Tea is fine?

KUSHAL: Haan! Green Chilli sauce. Coffee mein cheeni kam daalna aap, bahut jyaada cheeni daalte ho aajkal.

GAUHAR: Theek hai! Ek chammach cheeni daaloongi bas?

KUSHAL:  Nn-naheen! Ek ch-chammach bhi mm-mat daalna. Ek SIP maar dena bas----Coffee apne aap meethi ho jaayegi!Blushing

GAUHAR: Awww! -Ajjjazz...I love you Babu!Hug

KUSHAL(Crestfallen voice):Ouch  Tt-tumne phir Ajaaz bola mujhe? Phir se Ajaz bola?Confused

GAUHAR: What do you mean PHIR SE?Shocked -It was a slip of tongue Babu. First time Babu----

KUSHAL:Shocked What do you mean first time? Kal wo Ajaz jab ll-ladki waali dress mein thha----Main uski...dress oopar utha raha thha---tumne bola StOPP IT AJAAZ! Confused

GAUHAR: Wink EXXXACTTTLY! I said that! Maine kab  mana kiya Babu?

KUSHAL: Pp-paagal bana rahi ho kya? Kabhi bolti ho nn-naheen bola, kabhi bolti ho bb-bola! Kk-kya hai ye?Wacko

GAUHAR: Angry Ufff! Bacche ho aap bilkul!------When you were trying to lift Ajaz's short dress up, it was a cheap, ghatiya, Ajaaz type harquat Babu. -------------I don't want my gentleman Kushal to be doing anything cheap like that.  ---Jab aap wo ghatiya harkat kar rahe thhe, toh EK SECOND le liye aap Ajaaz ban gaye thhe. ------Isliye maine bola Ajaaz aisa mat karo! Samjhe?Approve  



KUSHAL (Confused & uncertain): Shocked Haan! Ss-amajh gaya!"I ll-love you Gau!Blushing

GAUHAR:  Awww! Give Gauhar a hug Babu! -----Love you Ajj-Ajj------Kushaal-Kushaal!Embarrassed

Kushal and Gauhar hug each other tightly and not far from them Ajaz is hovering around and nodding his head in an all understanding manner!Evil Smile  


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RAAT 8.30 BAJE:

BIGG BOSS (VOICE OVER): Yahaan Andy aur Kamya ek doosre ke saath baatein kar rahe hain aur Kamya apni Beti ki photo kaatne waali baat se naaraaz nazar aa rahi hain!

KAMYA: Andy, Tanisha ne mujhe clearly bola ki wo meri beti ki photo ko kaatne waala idea uska thha! ---Main koshish kar rahi hoon but is baat ko dil se nikaal naheen paa rahi hoon!---I can not forgive her Andy!Evil Smile

ANDY (Sad, shocked voice): Confused But aapne toh bola you have moved on and abhi wo puraani baat matter naheen karti. Phir...

KAMYA: Ufff! Paagal ho tum. I have moved on as far as you are concerned. -----------Ab aapke liye mere dil mein kuchh bhi negative naheen hai!-----But Tanisha? -Usko main maaf naheen kar sakti!Evil Smile

ANDY: Ab chhodo naa Kamya Ji. Confused---Maine aur Tanisha ji ne aapki daughter ki photo kaatne waali baat sochi thhi, ye soch ke ki aap bilkul mana kar dengi!---There was nothing evil in that---

KAMYA (Hisses): Andy, last week maine tumko nominate kiya thha na eviction ke liye?Evil Smile

ANDY: Haan...toh??Shocked

KAMYA: Evil Smile Bas is week hum dono Tanisha ko nominate kar dete hain. Uske baad, I promise, I will move on with Tanisha too. Jaise maine aapko maaf kar diya, waise hi, usko bhi maaf kar doongi!Wink

ANDY: Promise?Shocked

KAMYA: Haan baba, promise!Ermm

ANDY: Awww! Kamya Ji can I kiss your daughter's pic please?--She is sooo sweet!Blushing

KAMYA: Ofcourse you can kiss Aara's pic. -------------But first let me hug you Andy! -Bahut sweet ho yaar aap!"Bahut hi sweet---kitni galat thhi main tumhaare bare mein!Evil Smile
Andy and Kamya break into a bone crushing hug!-----  



Not far from them Ajaz is hovering around and nodding his head in an all understanding manner!Evil Smile


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RAAT 11.30 

Hazy figures are sleeping around in silvery-whitish bed sheets and quilts!

BIGG BOSS (VOICE OVER): Bigg Boss ke Ghar mein, kabhi  hui pyaar mein takraar, toh koi pareshaan hua baar-baar! -------Abhi bhi sulag rahi hai kisi ke dil mein Nafrat ki Aag,--------------- toh koi hai, jo har kisi ke maamle mein, hamesha nazar aata hai aas-paas!

JHELTE RAHIYE YE MANHOOS PROGRAMME...
...BIGGG BAAS Dead

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