Friday 29 November 2013

Laila, Majnoo aur 'Bigg Boss'! :))

NOTE: Genesis of Kushal-Gauhar conversation is in this Video of Nov 27, 2013 episode, from 42.15 minutes mark!Wink

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SUBAH 10.30 BAJE
BIG BOSS (VOICE OVER): Yahaan Kushal Gauhar se Andy ka zikr kar rahe hain aur kuchh naaraaz nazar aa rahe hain. Wink

KUSHAL: Unhappy If I like some body,--jj-jo mera apna hota hai-----uske saath koi kh-kharaab rehta hai------toh woh insaan mm-mujhe acchha naheen lagta! ----Main usko pp-pasand naheen karta, main uske saath bb-baat hi naheen karta! Shocked

GAUHAR:Shocked Ek second!---------I understand your intention! ----- I know what you are getting at Babu, Main bhi usko pasand naheen----



KUSHAL (Upset Langoor looks of dejection):  Ouch Kk-kya pp-pasand naheen-pasand naheen?---------Tumhari wazah se main baahar gaya gh-ghar se, --------aur next morning tum usi Andy ke saath dance kar rahee thhi? Wacko---Uski dh-dhaadhi pe kk-kiss kiya tumne-chhee Babu---Dead

GAUHAR: Embarrassed EXACTLY! I am saying the same thing Babu!

KUSHAL: Hain?? Geek   



GAUHAR: Haan!-------- Aap yahaan aaye hain apni image correct karne!------- Sab peechhe ka saaf karne! -----I am saying the same thing that you are saying Babu! Approve

KUSHAL: Really Babu?Shocked

GAUHAR:  Haan Babu!Hug

BIG BOSS (VOICE OVER): Big Boss chaahte hain---------ki Gauhar ----------FAURAN, confession room mein aayein!
Gauhar leaves for the confession room and Kamya sneaks in from behind on Kushal Babu!

KAMYA: Oye Kushal ke bacchhe!----- Phir se tera Maamu bana gayi wo! LOL

KUSHAL: Mmm-maamu?"Mmm-mera? Kaise Kk-Kamya ji? Geek

KAMYA:   Angry Ufff! Bhondu ho tum! ------Tumne usko  bola ki------Andy ko maarne ki wazah se ghar se baahar nikaale gaye thhe tum aur wo usi Andy ko pappi de rahi thhi, ------hug kar rahi thhi, -----uske saath dance kar rahi thhi! Right?

KUSHAL:  Shocked Haan! Exactly!



KAMYA: Exactly ke bacche! --------Phir Gauhar se kyun naheen poochha ki how is she saying same thing that you wanted to tell her? Angry

KUSHAL: Wacko Ufff! Bb-bada complicated hai!---Aane do usko  bb-baahar!...kh-khabar leta hoon uski!

KAMYA (Walks away with a): Hunhhh. Buddhu! Mand buddhi! Dead
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INSIDE THE CONFESSION ROOM, Gauhar looks around, gently pushes the Almirah on left side and the concealed door opens!
In the adjacent room, bald Bigg Boss is himself there in his purple colored silk night robe and Gauhar rushes into his arms like Shatabdi Express catching up on lost time! Hug

GAUHAR: Embarrassed Mela paala paala Takloo Bigg Bocchh!!!!"Jaayiye hum aapse bahut naaraaz hain!Embarrassed

BIG BOSS (Hugs Gauhar &): Naaraaz? Aap hum se naaraaz kyun hain Gauhar Jaan? Blushing

GAUHAR (Mock anger with a roll of eyes): Ummm! -----Jaan jaan karte ho-------sirf do baar bulaaya kal aapne confession room mein! -------Phir kehte ho pyaar karta hoon! Hunhhh! Embarrassed

BIG BOSS (Coughs): Wo, Gauhar! ----Big Boss chaahte hain ki jaise dhaai maheene nikal gaye hain, bas 4-5 hafte aur nikal jaayein bas---bina kisi ko shaque hue!Geek ----Thoda dheeraj rakhein aap, jaldi hi hum dono, ek nayi duniya basaayenge Jaan!----(Dreamy, lost voice)----aap hongi, hum honge aur ek pyaari si beti hogi humaari---Chhoti si Gauhar!Blushing

GAUHAR (Mock protest): Ummm! Hello! I want a baby boy! -----Chhota sa takloo Big Bochhh!!!! Ummm!Embarrassed

(After a moment that seemed like a blissful eternity)

GAUHAR (Husky seductive voice gets huskier now): Mela paala Takloo Big Bocchh! --------Babu kitna acchha lagta hai aapki cricket pitch jaisi khopdi pe haath phiraana! Embarrassed------Aur aap hain ki?-----Hunhh! Kushal ke jungle jaise sir ko ungliyon se sehlaane ke liye kehte hain!Angry ---I am tired of this drama Babu!---Dead

BIG BOSS (Angry):Angry---- Gauhar (Pause)---Big Boss aapko bataana chaahte hain ki koi khushi naheen hoti Big Boss ko, jab aap Kushal ke saath pyaar ka naatak karti hain, ------- Sacchai toh ye hai ki Big Boss ka khoon khaulne lagta hai in Scripts ki majbooriyon se!Evil Smile -------Big Boss deewaar pe sir bhi de maarte hain aap dono ki nazdeekiyaan dekh ke"(Starts sobbing)Cry"Isiliye"Isiliye Big Boss ne Kushal ko aadesh diya hai ki wo Raat ko bhi Mic naheen nikaalenge apna! Cry(Sob-Sob)

GAUHAR: Hug---Awww! ...Give me a hug Babu!---Bas-Bas Babu...thoda sa patience. ----Awww! Isn't this house so lovely Babu?---Show khatam hote hi, hum shaadi kar lenge aur Lonavala ki in haseen vaadiyon mein apna sukhi sansaar basaayenge----isi ghar mein. ------------Theek hai Babu? Embarrassed

BIG BOSS: Shocked Isi ghar mein?----- Lekin Big Boss ko ye kamraa, ye room--- toh sirf 10 January tak diya gaya hai! Confused------------10 January ke baad, Big Boss ko ye kamraa khaali karna hoga Gauhar Jaan!Confused

GAUHAR (Taken aback):Shocked Kya matlab? ----10 January tak?----- Ye ghar aapka naheen hai?Unhappy

BIG BOSS: Naheen Jaan! -----Big Boss aapko bataana chaahte hain ki Big Boss, Endemol India ke sirf ek anubandhit karmchaari hain! Contract Employee hain hum Gauhar Jaan-----part time contract!Thumbs Up

GAUHAR (Crestfallen looks):  Ermm Salary kitni hai aap ki? Tankhwaah kitni hai Bb-ba-babu? Ermm

BIG BOSS: Big Boss aapko bataana chaahte hain ki Big Boss har saal, 3 maheene ke contract par kaam karte hain Endemol India ke saath---45,000 Rupaye har maheene par. Tongue-----Uske alaawaa, beech beech mein Big Boss chhote-mote Vigyapano-advertisements-cartoon films wagairah ko apni aawaaz dete rehte hain. ------Kharcha-paani nikal jaata hai Gauhar Jaan.Approve  



GAUHAR (Suspicious looks, but still a weak hopeful voice): Aur khud aapka ghar kahaan hai Big Boss?Shocked  

BIG BOSS: Big Boss khud Chembur, Mumbai mein rehte hain, kiraaye par. ----One Bedroom apartment mein!Smile 

GAUHAR: One BHK? Kiraaye ka? Oh Hello!---------Wait a second! --------Forty five thousand a month for just three months?--------And you wanted to marry me? Angry------- Dude! Do you realise who am I? (Fingers in quote position)---Hello"this is me...GAUHAR (Long Atal Bihari Vajpayee  Pause)"KHAN! ----------Gauhar Khan is my name dude! Hello!"Whatt rubbbishhh???Angry

BIG BOSS (emotion choked pleas): Cry Big Boss aapko yakeen dilaana chaahte hain ki Big Boss aap se bahut pyaar karte hain Gauhar,------ aur poori zindagi, poora prayaas karenge ki aapki chhoti se chhoti icchha ka samman kiya jaaye, ----------aapko hamesha khush rakha jaaye!Cry  



GAUHAR: Angry Oh Hello!--------- Stopp it haan!------Apni Icchha ko Kacchha pehnaayiye aur mujhe aap maaf keejiye! ----Whattt a frauddd?---------- Whattt a frauddd!!!!Confused---------Goshhh!!!!------- Itna bada ghar dikhaaya, bade bade sapne dikhaaye, -------Ganje sir pe massage karwaaya---chheee!Dead----Socha kya thha aapne haan? ------Gauhar  1BHK mein rahegi aapke saath? ----Kiraaye ke flat pe? LOSER! LOSER! Huttt!Angry
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SHAAM 8.30 BAJE:

GAUHAR (Sad, lost looks): Kushal! Aapka flat Lucknow mein hai naa? 1 BHK? Kiraaye ka? Confused

KUSHAL: Wacko  Pp-paagal ho kya? ----Babu humaari do kk-kothiyaan hain yaar Lucknow mein! ------Bb-bahut badi-badi.------ 2  ff-flats bhi hain, but wo kkk-kiraaye pe de rakhe hain.Shocked

GAUHAR (Coy looks): Embarrassed Babu I am so tired of all this. -----Bas, ab ye show khatam ho jaaye---just want to settle down with you and go on a long vacation with you!Embarrassed

KUSHAL:  Blushing Mm-main bhi babu. Main bhi...but wo baat mujhe acchhi naheen lagi!"Aapki wazah se maine Andy ko maara, -----aapki wazah se main ghar se baahar gaya---aur nn-next day aap Andy ke saath dance kar rahi thhi?"Aapne usko kk-kiss bhi kiya Babu? D'oh

GAUHAR:  Embarrassed EXACTLY!---- I am saying the same thing naa! ---Hum dono ek hi baat kar rahe hain Kushal!Hug

KUSHAL: EK hi baat? Wo kaise? Shocked

GAUHAR: Aapne bola naa aap yahaan apni galti theek karne aaye hain?

KUSHAL (Confused): Haan! -Toh??Shocked

GAUHAR: Ufff!------Haan, toh ka matlab?Shocked ---------So you can't keep grudges against Andy. And if you can't keep grudges, how can I? Samjhe?LOL

KUSHAL: Haan! Thoda-thoda! ...--------Not sure but-------I ll-love you Gg-Gau----Bb-babu!Heart  



(SOME DISTANCE AWAY)

KAMYA:  Dead Bhondu! Dabba!----Theek kahaa thha Pandit Janardan ne---MOORKH KUNDLI! Angry