Silsila-2 In Big Boss-7 House

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Please CLICK on the YouTube Vid link to listen to the beautiful composition of Shiv-Hari for Yash Chopra Classic SILSILA! Listen to the deep baritone voice of Amitabh and melodious voic of Lata Ji as you read my ghastly hatch job...imagining Agnihotri couple, Shilpa-Apurva rendering the parody lines!

Hope they make you smile!

--APURVA (Amitabh's Voice)"

Main aur meri Badboodaar Razaayi, Aksar yeh baatein karte hain!

Tum hoti toh kaisa hota?

Tum Tedhe-Medhe Munh banaati, Tum Gol-Gol Aankhein ghumaati!
Tum Armaan pe hairaan hoti, Tum Sangram pe kitna hansti?

Tum hoti to Jhagda hota, Tum hoti to Lafda hota!

Main aur meri Badboodaar  Razaayi, Aksar yeh baatein karte hain!

CHORUS:

Ru-Ru-Ru-Ru-Ru Ru...Aaa-Aa-Aa-Aa

--SHILPA (Lata Ji's Voice)--

Yeh kahan aa gayi Main?
Big Boss Se Nikal Ke?

Teri yaadon mein hai jaanam
Mere naqli aansoo nikalte!

Yeh kahan aa gayi Main?
Big Boss Se Nikal Ke?

--APURVA (Amitabh's Voice)"

Yeh raat hai, yeh tumhaari Pony tail bandhi hui hai!
Hai Big Boss ka Bistara?

ya tumhaari haddiyaan peeth mein chubhi hui hain?

Yeh saand hai ya hai Kushal Tandon?
Sookhi Roti hai ya tumhaara rookha Chehra?

Sangram Singh farted? Ya tumhaare badan ki badboo hai ye?
Yeh Kamya ki hai sarsaraahat, ki tumne chupke se kuch kaha hai?

Yeh sochta hoon main kab se gum-sum!

Ke jab ki mujhko bhi yeh khabar hai
Ke tum nahin ho, kahin nahin ho!
Magar yeh darpok dil hai ki keh raha hai
Ki tum yahin ho, yahin kahin ho!

--SHILPA (Lata Ji's Voice)"

HO, tu Apu hai main hoon Shilpa
Mujh Bin Tu kuchh kahan hai?

Mujhse O darne waale,
Teri dhahshat mein bhi Main hoon

Hamein milna hi Hai humdum
Big Boss Ke hi ghar Mein!

Ho hamein milna hi Hai humdum
Big Boss Ke hi ghar Mein!!

Yeh kahan aa gayi Main?
Big Boss Se Nikal Ke?

(After a big musical interlude)

--SHILPA (Lata Ji's Voice)"

Mm, meri aankh-aankh phadke
Jab  dhakele tujhko Armaan

Munh Tod, doongi uska,
Mera dil hai Mike Tyson!
Koi aur chhedega tujhko
Khaa Jaungi Usko Kacchha!

Yeh kahan aa gayi Main?
Big Boss Se Nikal Ke

--APURVA (Amitabh's Voice)"

Majboor yeh haalaat, idhar bhi hai udhar bhi
Tanhaai ki ek raat, idhar bhi hai udhar bhi

Kehne ko bahut kuch hai, magar kis-se kahein hum?
Kab tak yunhi khaamosh aur marte rahein hum?

Dil kehta hai Big Boss ke ghar ko aag laga dein
Deevaar jo hum dono mein hai, aaj gira dein!

Kyoon dil mein sulagte rahe, logon ko bata dein,

Haan humko mohabbat hai, mohabbat hai, mohabbat
Ab dil mein yehi baat, idhar bhi hai udhar bhi

--SHILPA (Lata Ji's Voice)"

Yeh kahan aa gayi Main?
Big Boss Se Nikal Ke!