Friday 1 November 2013

Silsila-2 In Big Boss-7 House

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Please CLICK on the YouTube Vid link to listen to the beautiful composition of Shiv-Hari for Yash Chopra Classic SILSILA! Listen to the deep baritone voice of Amitabh and melodious voic of Lata Ji as you read my ghastly hatch job...imagining Agnihotri couple, Shilpa-Apurva rendering the parody lines!Tongue

Hope they make you smile! Smile




--APURVA (Amitabh's Voice)"

Main aur meri Badboodaar Razaayi, Aksar yeh baatein karte hain!Ermm
Tum hoti toh kaisa hota?Disapprove
Tum Tedhe-Medhe Munh banaati, Tum Gol-Gol Aankhein ghumaati!
Tum Armaan pe hairaan hoti, Tum Sangram pe kitna hansti? Confused

Tum hoti to Jhagda hota, Tum hoti to Lafda hota!
Main aur meri Badboodaar  Razaayi, Aksar yeh baatein karte hain!

CHORUS:
Ru-Ru-Ru-Ru-Ru Ru...Aaa-Aa-Aa-Aa


--SHILPA (Lata Ji's Voice)--
Yeh kahan aa gayi Main?
Big Boss Se Nikal Ke? Confused
Teri yaadon mein hai jaanam
Mere naqli aansoo nikalte!Cry

Yeh kahan aa gayi Main?
Big Boss Se Nikal Ke? Ouch

--APURVA (Amitabh's Voice)"

Yeh raat hai, yeh tumhaari Pony tail bandhi hui hai!
Hai Big Boss ka Bistara?
ya tumhaari haddiyaan peeth mein chubhi hui hain?Cry
Yeh saand hai ya hai Kushal Tandon? Geek
Sookhi Roti hai ya tumhaara rookha Chehra? Unhappy

Sangram Singh farted? Ya tumhaare badan ki badboo hai ye? Dead
Yeh Kamya ki hai sarsaraahat, ki tumne chupke se kuch kaha hai?Shocked

Yeh sochta hoon main kab se gum-sum!Confused
Ke jab ki mujhko bhi yeh khabar hai
Ke tum nahin ho, kahin nahin ho!Cry
Magar yeh darpok dil hai ki keh raha hai
Ki tum yahin ho, yahin kahin ho!Confused


--SHILPA (Lata Ji's Voice)"

HO, tu Apu hai main hoon Shilpa Confused
Mujh Bin Tu kuchh kahan hai?Angry

Mujhse O darne waale,
Teri dhahshat mein bhi Main hoon Tongue

Hamein milna hi Hai humdum
Big Boss Ke hi ghar Mein!Smile
Ho hamein milna hi Hai humdum
Big Boss Ke hi ghar Mein!!Smile

Yeh kahan aa gayi Main?
Big Boss Se Nikal Ke?Confused
(After a big musical interlude)


--SHILPA (Lata Ji's Voice)"

Mm, meri aankh-aankh phadke
Jab  dhakele tujhko Armaan

Munh Tod, doongi uska,
Mera dil hai Mike Tyson! Angry
Koi aur chhedega tujhko
Khaa Jaungi Usko Kacchha!Evil Smile

Yeh kahan aa gayi Main?
Big Boss Se Nikal Ke Confused

--APURVA (Amitabh's Voice)"

Majboor yeh haalaat, idhar bhi hai udhar bhi Confused
Tanhaai ki ek raat, idhar bhi hai udhar bhi Confused

Kehne ko bahut kuch hai, magar kis-se kahein hum?Shocked
Kab tak yunhi khaamosh aur marte rahein hum? Disapprove

Dil kehta hai Big Boss ke ghar ko aag laga dein
Deevaar jo hum dono mein hai, aaj gira dein! Angry

Kyoon dil mein sulagte rahe, logon ko bata dein,Confused
Haan humko mohabbat hai, mohabbat hai, mohabbat
Ab dil mein yehi baat, idhar bhi hai udhar bhi Cry

--SHILPA (Lata Ji's Voice)"
Yeh kahan aa gayi Main?
Big Boss Se Nikal Ke! ConfusedCry   


2 comments:

  1. hahaha. Badboodar razayi of Apurva. haha Tel lene gaya Apu-papu

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  2. lmao......hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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