Saat Ajoobe Is Duniya Mein, Aathvin Hai Ye Jodi.... :)

Ever wondered how they shoot 'Shanivaar Ki Haaye, Salman Sataaye' episode?
Here is an exclusive report...

(Please click on VID LINK & let it play as background score when you read the parody lines of 'Song'!)

SALMAN: Armaan...

ARMAAN: Ji Salman Sir...

SALMAN: Sach-Sach batanaa, main aapse kitni baar mila hoon aaj tak?

ARMAAN: Sir hardly. Mushquil se---thoda bahut door door se bas ---aise hi kabhi kabhi...

A long pause & Salman is unable to control his hyena laugh!

SALMAN: Hein-hein-hein-hein-hein-hein-hein-hein-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-hein- hein-hein-hein-hein-hein-hein-hein-hein-hein-hein-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

SALMAN (to Big Boss editing incharge): Arey Raghav----episode footage mein bas, mere hansne se pehle waala portion rakhna. OK?

RAGHAV: Ji Sir!

SALMAN: Armaan---

ARMAAN: Ji Salman Sir---

SALMAN: Arey kya Salman ke naam ke oopar Sir-Sir chipka raha hai mere yaar!---- Chal Dost, ------woh waala gaana gaate hain, jo hum har hafte, P.K.Tunn hone ke baad,  ---------ek saath zor zor se gaate hain-------------RAGHAV---ye gaana mat daal dena episode mein galti se!

RAGHAV: Please don't worry sir. Aap Armaan Sir ke saath gaana gaayiye. All this will not be shown in 'Shanivaar Ki Haaye, Salmaan Sataaye' episode of this week Sir. Rest assured Sir!

 

SALMAN: Saat ajoobe is duniyaa mein, Aathavin apni jodi

ARMAAN: Saat ajoobe is duniyaa mein, Aathavin apni jodi

Both: Arey tode se bhai toote naa ye,  Sallu-Armaan ki jodi

Ho Maa Ki...Ho Behen Ki-----------Ho Maa Ki...Ho Behen Ki---

Ho Maa Ki...Ho Behen Ki

SALMAN: Saat ajoobe is duniyaa mein, aathavin apni jodi

Both: Arey tode se bhai toote naa ye Sallu-Armaan ki Jodi

Ho Maa Ki...Ho Behen Ki-----------Ho Maa Ki...Ho Behen Ki---

Ho Maa Ki...Ho Behen Ki 

 

SALMAN: Koi Tanisha ko chhede toh main boloon

ARMAAN: Koi Andy ko maare, Uska Munh Todoon!  

SALMAN:Koi Tanisha ko chhede toh main boloon

ARMAAN: Koi Andy ko maare, Uska Munh Todoon!

SALMAN: Kya Gauhar aur kyaa Pratyusha?

ARMAAN: Kya Andy, Sangram Ya Asif na

Both: Arey Daanta sabko yaaron ne, Par yaar ki baanh na chhodi!

Ho Maa Ki...Ho Behen Ki-----------Ho Maa Ki...Ho Behen Ki---

Ho Maa Ki...Ho Behen Ki

 

SALMAN:  Ye Elli hai yaa Resham ki dor hai? ARMAAN:  Kitni Buddhu hai,  kitni Mazboor hai?

SALMAN: Ye Elli hai yaa Resham ki dor hai? ARMAAN:  Kitni Buddhu hai,  kitni Mazboor hai?

SALMAN:  Dheela chhod naa Dena hans ke ARMAAN: Rakhna dost lagaamein kas ke

BOTH : Arey mushkil se kaaboo mein aaye, thodi dheel jo chhodi

Ho Maa Ki...Ho Behen Ki-----------Ho Maa Ki...Ho Behen Ki---

Ho Maa Ki...Ho Behen Ki

SALMAN: Saat ajoobe is duniyaa mein, aathavin apni jodi ARMAAN: Arey tode se bhai toote naa ye Sallu-Armaan ki jodi

Chorus: Aa aa aa! Aa aa aa...

ARMAAN: Har Shanivaar ke saathi hain, Ye vaadaa hai SALMAN: Prize money mein sab kuchh, Aadhaa-aadhaa hai

ARMAAN: Har Shanivaar ke saathi hain, Ye vaadaa hai
  SALMAN: Prize money mein sab kuchh, Aadhaa-aadhaa hai

ARMAAN (turns senti): Jo ye sachhaa vaadaa hai toh, 

Ki sab-kuchh aadhaa-aadhaa hai toh
Arey Aapki Laakhon Girl friends se mujhko bhi, 

Mohabbat mil jaaye thodi!

EMOTIONAL CHORUS:Aa aa aa, aaa-aaa-aaa!!! Aaa-Aaa-Aaa----- Aaa-Aaa-Aaa--- Aaa-Aaa-Aaa-- Aaa-Aaa-Aaa!

SALMAN:  Saat ajoobe is duniyaa mein, Aathavin apni jodi ARMAAN: Saat ajoobe is duniyaa mein, Aathavin apni jodi

Both: Arey tode se bhi toote naa ye Sallu-Armaan ki jodi

Ho Maa Ki...Ho Behen Ki-----------Ho Maa Ki...Ho Behen Ki---

Ho Maa Ki...Ho Behen Ki