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BIG BOSS: Asif...
ASIF: Jee Beeg Bosh!
BIG BOSS: Bahut pareshan se lag rahe ho aap!
ASIF (Sad looks):Jee
Beeg
Bosh!------Shooru mein job hom aaya thha, toh sobhi se mulakaat aacchha
laaga
thha---------Kintu, obhi hom sobka real fashe dekha hai---ek dom real
shokol dekha hai sobka!----------- Bohoot khaaraab laagta hai
obhi---------saala, blaaind traast maara hom in ghotiya logon kaa oopor!
BIG BOSS: Aapki pareshaani ki koi khaas wazah Asif?
ASIF (long sad pause): Sob homko
daant maarta hai Beeg Bosh! --------------(long pause)----Hom saala sobka Taatti sofaayi korta hoon, phir
bhi koi seedha mookh se baat naahin korta homse. -------------Ormaani daant
maarta hai homko, -----------Gaauhaar bolta hai don't talk Sheet!------------Wo saala
Andy bhi bolta hai baat maut koro homse!-----------Homko baahir nikaalo Beeg Bosh!----------Hom
shotti kautha bolta hai-----ek-dom reayaal baat---- hom paagol ho jaayega ihaan por!
BIG BOSS: Asif. Big Boss chaahte hain, ki aap apne nirnay par thande dimaag se vichaar karein aur is Vishay par Big Boss aapse dobaara baat karenge!
ASIF (resigned voice): Jee Beeg Bosh!
BIG BOSS: Asif, -----Big Boss chaahte hain----------ki abse theek chaar ghanton ke baad, aap dobaara confession room mein aayein aur Big Boss ko koi Gaana ya Kavita sunaayein. ------Big Boss aasha karte hain, ki Gaane ya Kavita ki tayyari mein aap vyast rahenge aur nakaaraatmak vichaar aapko pareshaan naheen karenge!
ASIF:
Nokaaraatmok motlob?
BIG BOSS (Coughs): Nakaaratmak vichaar matlab Negative thoughts Asif.---------Ab aap jaa sakte hain!
Four Hours later, a very excited Asif returns and sings out his effort to Big Boss!
ASIF: Big Bosh, homaara gaan, Solmaan Khaan ka, Main Korun toh Shaala, Character Dheela hai ka oopor based hai!...Here I go...
BIG BOSS: Asif...
ASIF: Jee Beeg Bosh!
BIG BOSS: Bahut pareshan se lag rahe ho aap!
ASIF (Sad looks):
Jee
Beeg
Bosh!------Shooru mein job hom aaya thha, toh sobhi se mulakaat aacchha
laaga
thha---------Kintu, obhi hom sobka real fashe dekha hai---ek dom real
shokol dekha hai sobka!----------- Bohoot khaaraab laagta hai
obhi---------saala, blaaind traast maara hom in ghotiya logon kaa oopor!BIG BOSS: Aapki pareshaani ki koi khaas wazah Asif?
ASIF (long sad pause):
Sob homko
daant maarta hai Beeg Bosh! --------------(long pause)----Hom saala sobka Taatti sofaayi korta hoon, phir
bhi koi seedha mookh se baat naahin korta homse. -------------Ormaani daant
maarta hai homko, -----------Gaauhaar bolta hai don't talk Sheet!------------Wo saala
Andy bhi bolta hai baat maut koro homse!-----------Homko baahir nikaalo Beeg Bosh!----------Hom
shotti kautha bolta hai-----ek-dom reayaal baat---- hom paagol ho jaayega ihaan por!BIG BOSS: Asif. Big Boss chaahte hain, ki aap apne nirnay par thande dimaag se vichaar karein aur is Vishay par Big Boss aapse dobaara baat karenge!
ASIF (resigned voice): Jee Beeg Bosh!
BIG BOSS: Asif, -----Big Boss chaahte hain----------ki abse theek chaar ghanton ke baad, aap dobaara confession room mein aayein aur Big Boss ko koi Gaana ya Kavita sunaayein. ------Big Boss aasha karte hain, ki Gaane ya Kavita ki tayyari mein aap vyast rahenge aur nakaaraatmak vichaar aapko pareshaan naheen karenge!
ASIF:
Nokaaraatmok motlob?BIG BOSS (Coughs): Nakaaratmak vichaar matlab Negative thoughts Asif.---------Ab aap jaa sakte hain!
Four Hours later, a very excited Asif returns and sings out his effort to Big Boss!
ASIF: Big Bosh, homaara gaan, Solmaan Khaan ka, Main Korun toh Shaala, Character Dheela hai ka oopor based hai!...Here I go...
Beeg Bosh-Saat, Jeetne Ka Nosha
Sobse Nosheela Hai!
Jishe Ddekho, yahaan wo, planning ki
Saazish Mein Geela Hai!
Beeg Bosh-Saat, Jeetne Ka Nosha
Sobse Nosheela Hai!
Jishe Ddekho, yahaan wo, planning ki
Saazish Mein Geela Hai!
MAIN BOLUN TOH SHAALA,
MERA SOB KUCCH DHEELA HAI!
Kooshal choome Gaauhaar Ko, Taanisha
Ormaaan Se Chipka Hai!
Jise dekho, wo ek-dooje ka, Baanhon
Mein Leepta Hai!!
Shongraam naache-Andy ka shong, Pratyusha
Kaamiya Se Chipka Hai!
Jise dekho, wo ek-dooje ka, Baanhon
Mein Leepta Hai!!
MAIN BOLUN TOH SHAALA,
MERA SOB KUCCH DHEELA HAI!
hahahaha. So funny.
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