Bigg Boss ka Yaad Aaya Episode

BACKDROP:

Rohit Shetty has made a few dozen movies titled Golmaal! 

It is tough to recall what happened in which GOLMAAL, but faint memory of one of them makes one recall Johnny Lever as a bhulakkad kind of toughie in one of them. 

Every time Johnny Bhai starts narrating an incident, after a promising start, his eyes pop out of their sockets in shock, there is a massive-booming backdrop voice BHOOO-OOOLA----------------and the poor man forgets everything!  

BIGG BOSS 8.00 BAJE

YAAD AA RAHA HAI----TERA PYAAR----------------is the loud, wake up Morning Song and as expected, Sonali, Soni and Pritam are gyrating energetically. Puneet Issar hasn't got off the bed but is throwing his feet up in air to indicate he is dancing too. Praneet Bhatt is standing up, his feet and body very still, just the head nodding---just like that of  a disciplined Bharat Natyam viewer! ----------------Slowly Deepshikha-Karishma-Diandra too gain momentum and the Mithun Da number well & truly wakes up all in the end. Wonder what could be the YAAD AA RAHA HAI significance today!

BIGG BOSS 10.30 BAJE

BIGG BOSS (Voice over):Yahaan Upen aur Aarya ghar ke aangan mein baithe hain---------- aur unke nishaane par hain,------ Puneet Issar. 

AARYA BABBAR: Oye Upen, bata naa------------Tu Puneet Sir ka bhaai hai? ---------Ki Beta hai? ---------Gulati ko toh bhai banaya hai unhone. 

UPEN PATEL (Sangakkara+Shoaib Akhtar accent): Maalum nayin"Maalum nayin----------ekk deen meyre ko bola tu beyta jaisa hai meyra-------dusra deen bola Baai hai--------------Baai hai tum mera bole wo mujko!

AARYA BABBAR (With a smirk): Jai Ho Puneet Sir ki! 

UPEN PATEL: Mein ek Sher maarta hoon abi-----Soon-Soon Aarya---Soon mera Sher-----------------Door se meine dekha toh Anda-----egg------------you no egg------Door se meine dekha toh Anda oobal raha thha------boiling you no------------------Door  se meine dekha------------ toh Anda oobal raha thha-------------paas jaa ke dekha toh Puneet Eesssar oochhal raha thha----he-he-he-he! 

Out of nowhere, Puneet Issar appears from right behind Upen and no wonder, Aarya didn't give any reaction at all!

UPEN PATEL (taken aback): Kya hooa? -----------It wasn't fanny?-----------Fanny nayin thha?---------Ekk aur bolun kya? 

Raising his Kajol type joined eyebrows, Aarya points out to Upen to look behind Upen's back and a horror-struck Upen discovers a very angry Puneet Issar staring at him.  ------------------Suddenly Puneet Issar turns very emotional and breaks down crying! 

PUNEET ISSAR:  Upen----Upen---Booo-hooo---Booo-hooo-------Tu mere Bhaai jaisa hai Upen----Bhai hi hai tu mera------Had it not been the Bigg Boss house---booo-hooo---sob-sob---I swear I would have killed you------I swear I would have killed you, ----had it not been Bigg Boss House bro---booo---hooo 

UPEN PATEL: Really sorry, Puneet Bro-----No hard feelings haan-----------

Suddenly time freezes! ---------All become statues and there is lightening sound and a booming stereophonic voice from the skies------YAAAD----- AAA-AAAYAAA!

An angry Salman image appears in sky and screams:  Tum yahaan Bhai-Behan-Beti-Bahoo banaane aaye ho? ----HAIN? ----Rishte banaane aaye ho yahaan? ---------GAME KHELO--------GAME!!! HUNHHH 

PUNEET ISSAR (Wakes up & with Rajnikkanth Red eyes, turns to Upen, & grabs hold of his neck):   KISKA BHAI? ------Kaisa Bhai? ---------Aaj main tujhe jaan se maar doonga Upen! -------Bahut shero-Shaayri ka shauk hai tujhe? Haan?-----------Aaj ke baad aawaaz naheen niklegi tere gale se!--------------Apne Bhai ko Bhai naheen manta main---property ka case kar rakha hai us ke khilaaf----------- tu kis khet ki mooli hai be Choohe? 

UPEN PATEL (Croaking in agony):   Chhoro-----Chhoro------Meyri  gale ko chhoro--------mein mar jaayengi you beast---Chhoro! 

Praneet & Gautam somehow rescue Upen from Puneet's clutches. -----------Aarya, who was smiling all the time nearby, ------is seen consoling Upen now and is telling him he really felt very bad at Puneet's violent act and Upen must not take this lying down.

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BIGG BOSS

Shaam 6.45 BAJE:

BIGG BOSS (Voice over):Swimming pool ke paas Karishma aur Soni baatein kar rahe hain aur Karishma apne kayi shikwe, Soni ko gina rahi hain!

KARISHMA TANNA:National Television pe Gaali---Kaayein-Kaayein-Kaayein-Kaayein----maafi ke liye mood nahin thha, ---- Kaayein-Kaayein-Kaayein-Kaayein-----apna task kar rahi thhi-- Kaayein-Kaayein-Kaayein-Kaayein- Kaayein-Kaayein-Kaayein-Kaayein------Gautam bahut ganda ladka hai--- Kaayein-Kaayein-Kaayein-Kaayein- Kaayein-Kaayein-Kaayein-Kaayein! 

Suddenly time freezes! All become statues and there is lightening sound and a booming stereophonic voice from the skies------YAAA---AAAD AAA-AAAYAAA!

An angry Salman image appears in sky and screams: Ye jo tum pichhle 4 din se disqualification-disqualification-disqualification kar rahi ho ----is ki Kaayein-Kaayein-Kaayein-Kaayein-----BAHUT BHAARI PAD JAAYEGI TUMKO Karishma----------

KARISHMA TANNA (Collapses uttering a very weak sounding):Kaaayein! 

One more barely audible, weak Kaayein & Karishma settles down with sad expressions,---- by the pool side! 

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BIGG BOSS

RAAT 1.30 BAJE:

All housemates are sleeping and are shown as silver-white ghost like figures lying on their respective beds.

BIGG BOSS VOICE OVER: Bigg Boss ke ghar mein, sabhi sadasya so chuke hain--------Sivaaye ek sadasya ke!------Deepshikha apne bistar pe khadi hui hain aur unke Chauvvan inch (54") ke Plasma Screen jaise munh par passena is tarah dikhaayi de raha hai, ---------jaise Amitabh Bachchan Ji ke chehre par, film Zanzeer mein, jab daraavne sapno mein unhei Ajit ke haath ka ghoda dikhaayi deta thha----

DEEPSHIKHA (Sleeping in standing position, sweating profusely & murmuring):  Mujhe maaf kar do Salman!-----Main aaj se hamesha STAND loongi-------Gautam ke liye STAND loongi------Sote hue STAND karoongi------ghar pe seb-santare mein ghusa ke agarbatti jalaati thhi----ab agarbatti-STAND khareedoongi---------Sote hue bhi STAND karoongi---maaf kar do Salman------STAND-STAND-STAND-STAND! 

BIGG BOSS (Voice Over):Bigg Boss ke ghar mein, aaj humne kisi ko Rishton ko kuchhalte dekha----toh kisi ki chonch ko band hote hue dekha!---------Kisi ko lete dekha gaya STAND-----kayi Tees-Maar Khano ka baj gaya aaj BAND! 

JHELTE RAHIYE YE MANHOOS PROGRAMME!-------------------BIGG BAAS!----