Thursday 23 May 2013

IPL-Chennai Super Lungis Celebrate (Their Win in First Qualifier)!

Chennai  Super Lungis vs Mumbai Neeta Bhabhi Hugzz Indians, Qualifier-1, Played at Delhi on May 21, 2013.

Powered by Michael Hussey's belligerent 86* off just 58 balls and Suresh Raina's  82* off a mere 42, Chennai Super Lungis coast to an imposing 192/1 off their allotted 20 overs. Mumbai Neeta Bhabhi Hugzz Indians have their task cut out and have to get 193 off 120 balls.

Motivated by the Neeta promise of a bone crushing hug at the end of game, should Mumbai team win, Dwayne Smith comes to the crease with a drooling tongue and starts carting Chennai Super Lungi bowlers all around the park. His partner Aditya Tare departs early, but Smith is in a mood of 'one contender less for Neeta Hug' and continues with his savage ways. Six fours and five towering SIXES result from his bat and its 87/1 off just 8 overs!

In desperation, Dhoni tosses the ball to Sri Sri 1001 Baar Sri, Sri Ravindra Jadeja, who smiles like 'all knowing Lord Rama', lures Dwayne into a false shot and he gets snapped by Suresh Raina at long off! 



That wicket of Dwayne Smith, has more or less settled it that no one in Mumbai team would get a Hug from Neeta Bhabhi at the end of game, but just to make it doubly sure, Sri Sri 1001 Baar Sri, Sir Ravindra Jadeja knocks off massively built Kieron Pollard as well as skeletal Dinesh Karthik and its all over!Dancing

Chennai Super Lungis thrash Mumbai Neeta Bhabhi Hugzz Indians by 48 runs. In equivalent terms, easily an innings defeat in Test Cricket!Dancing
Party
Sulking Mumbai Team retreats to pavilion, avoiding blazing glaze of Neeta Bhabhi and her massive son.
Confused


Massive celebrations in Chennai Camp though. Chennai Super Lungi supremo, N. Srinivasan threw a lavish Party at Taj Mansingh Hotel, New Delhi. Party

N. Srinivasan has arranged for a welcome to every Chennai Super Lungi Player with a Roli-Tikka on forehead by few Chennai beauties...



N. Srinvasan has also, quickly got a poster made and its placed right at the entrance of Party Hall:



Players are clapping and dancing.Star Carrom Chandran Ashwin tries lifting Suresh Raina on his shoulders and both, promptly crash down to floor.
Lungi speedster Chris Morris has opened a Champagne and is spraying Hussey as 6-7 Chennai Super Lungi stars start clapping and chanting together,"Hussseyyy, Hussseyyy, Hussseyyy!"ClapClapClap

Neglected and as if hiding in embarrassment from all this, in a dark corner is our Sri Sri 1001 Baar Sri Sir Ravindra Jadeja. One look at his face and it seems as if he is wishing he would melt away from all this.Blushing

N. Srinivasan is the first one who spots Sri Jadeja. 



Tears roll out of Srinivasan's eyes as he gently grabs hold of Jadeja's right arm in a Motherly hold and starts singing in an emotion choked voice, Bindi disheveledCry:

* Please Click on YouTube Link and then hum along what Srinu, Dhoni, Bravo and Morkel sang...


FEMALE VOICE (N. SRINIVASAN's):

Jaddu Toh Hai Albela
Hazaaron Mein Akeyla!

Jaddu Toh Hai Albela
Hazaaron Mein Akeyla!

Sada Fans Ne Aib Dekha,
Hunar Ko Na Dekha!!


MALE VOICE (DHONI):
Jaddu Toh Hai Albela
Hazaaron Mein Akeyla!

Sada Fans Ne Aib Dekha,
Hunar Ko Na Dekha!!

Jaddu Toh Hai Albela 'Aaa-aaa!

FEMALE VOICE (N. SRINIVASAN's):
Phursat Mili Naa Tumhein,
Apne Kohli-Dhawan Se
Jadeja Ke Dil Ki Kabhi Samjhte Kahaan Se?


MALE VOICE (DHONI):
Phursat Mili Naa Tumhein,
Apne Kohli-Dhawan Se
Jadeja Ke Dil Ki Kabhi Samjhte Kahaan Se?

Samjhe Thhe Jise Ghatiya
Heera Hai Woh Toh Heera

Sada Fans Ne Aib Dekha,
Hunar Ko Na Dekha!!


Jaddu Toh Hai Albela
Hazaaron Mein Akeyla!

 
(DHONI-SRINIVASAN TOGETHER):
Jaddu Toh Hai Albela 'Aaa-aaa!

DWAYNE BRAVO (Tears in eyes):
Bowling Ko Gahtiya Sada
Samjha kiye tum
Par Uski Flight Ki Beauty, Kahaan Samajh Sake Tum?


FEMALE VOICE (ALBIE MORKEL's):

Bowling Ko Gahtiya Sada
Samjha kiye tum
Par Uski Flight Ki Beauty, Kahaan Samajh Sake Tum?

Jaddu Ka Bad Form Dekha
Dekhi Na Uski Beauty

Sada Fans Ne Aib Dekha,
Hunar Ko Na Dekha!!


MALE VOICE (DHONI):

Jaddu Toh Hai Albela
Hazaaron Mein Akeyla!

FEMALE VOICE (N. SRINIVASAN'S):
Jaddu Toh Hai Albela
Hazaaron Mein Akeyla!


(DHONI-SRINIVASAN TOGETHER):
Sada Fans Ne Aib Dekha,
Hunar Ko Na Dekha!!

MALE VOICE (DHONI'S):

Jaddu Toh Hai Albela
Hazaaron Mein Akeyla!


FEMALE VOICE (N. SRINIVASAN'S):
Jaddu Toh Hai..Al------bela---aaa-aaa (Collapses)

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