Image Change Over for Salman- Weekend Ki Haaye,Salman Sataaye Excerpts

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There is good news for all Big Baas-7 Fans!.

BB Creatives have finally realised that Salman's image is not really coming out very well in last few weeks because of all this #UnfairSalman, #SalmanAlwaysFair, #HindustanHatesSalman, #HirooAuntyIsHindustan & #HindustanLovesSalman crap!

They precisely figured out that rather than projecting Salman as a Municipality bulldozer that is unleashed once a week to demolish illegal constructions like Kushal Bhavan, Pratyusha Colony, Gauhar Halal Chicken Shop etc. all would be much better off if Bigg Boss's Weekend show, Weekend Ki Haaye, Salman Sataaye' is transformed into a show where all are seen as playful and bantering with each other!

Salman has been advised to laugh a lot during the show so that viewers forget his grumpy, upset Rottweiler looks of last few weeks!

Sneak peak of few clips from tonight's episode!

Weekend Ki Haaye, Salman Sataaye (November 30, Sneak Peaks):

Salman climbs atop his invisible GHODA and is in front of Sad looking Bigg Boss House inmates, all afraid with looks of 'Kaheen Meri Class Naa Lag Jaaye Aaj!"...and the 'encounters' begin!



SALMAN (Playfully): Gauhar Ji????

GAUHAR (Coy retort): Ji Salman Ji!!!

SALMAN: Aapki Janm Tithi kya hai Gauhar Ji? What---is---your----Date of Birth Gauhar Ji?

GAUHAR (Momentary pause): Aaa----

SALMAN: Bhool gayi kya?
(CANNED LAUGHTER OF AUDIENCE & FAKE LAUGHTER OF OTHER CONTESTANTS IS HEARD)

GAUHAR:  Naheen Salman. Its August 23^rd.  Haan---Teyis August!

SALMAN: Year Gauhar Ji? Kaun sa saal?

GAUHAR (Taken aback): EVERY YEAR SALMAN, Har Saal! Goshhh!

SALMAN (breaks into his hyena laugh): Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!   



SALMAN: Armaan!

ARMAAN: Ji Salman Sir!

SALMAN: Aukaat!------Aukaaat!
(CANNED LAUGHTER OF AUDIENCE & FAKE LAUGHTER OF OTHER CONTESTANTS IS HEARD)

ARMAAN (Uncomfortable looks, Kamya suppresses a smirk nearby): Ji Salman Sir!

SALMAN: Ye jo aap, baar baar AUKAAT shabd ka istemaal karte ho! Originally Kohli Uncle kahaan paida hue thhe? Kahaan se aaye hain aap log?

ARMAAN: Salman Sir Papa Lahore mein paida hue thhe!

SALMAN: Hmmm! So let us try to understand this AUKAAT business! ----Armaan, Lahore mein kya Sab bade aadmi hi paida hote hain? Aur kaun se bade aadmi paida hue Lahore mein? Bataaiye!

ARMAAN (confused looks): No Sir! NEVER! Infact Lahore mein hamesha sirf Chhote bacche paida hue hain, even Papa when he was born, chhote bacche thhe Sir. Bada Aadmi koi paida naheen hua wahaan kabhi bhi!

SALMAN : Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!


 

SALMAN: Sofiya, Sofiya, Sofiya!

SOFIYA (blushing): Yess! Salmon, Salmon, Salmon!

SALMAN: Sofiya aap kalpana keejiye----Imagine that you are on 8^th Floor of a hotel---Aap Hotel ki aathvin manzil par hain---

SOFIYA: Yeah! Aww, its nice breeze here. Soo-moondar ka view bhi hai----Chaar-paanch ganda log, Soo-moondar mein susu bhi kar raha hai-------yeah! I am imagining Salmon!

SALMAN: Now imagine, Kalpana keejiye, ki Hotel mein aag lag gayi hai! Kaala dhuan, black smoke is engulfing you from all sides-------log chila rahe hain, Hotel ki balconies se kood kood ke jaan de rahe hain!----AAP, KYA KARENGI SOFIYA?

SOFIYA:  Main Kalpana ko kill kar doongi! ------I would immediately STOPPP my IMAGINATION!

SALMAN (breaks into his hyena laugh): Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! 



SALMAN: Ajaz Khaan!

AJAZ: Ji Bhai Jaan!

SALMAN: Bole toh Aashique ka dil toot gaya!

AJAZ: Toot gaya bhaai, Mitti ka khilona ka maafik hazaar hazaar tukda ho gaya bhai!

SALMAN: Ajaz, Gandhi-Jayanti!!!

AJAZ: Ji Bhai!

SALMAN: Gandhi-Jayanti ke bare mein kya jaante ho Ajaz?

AJAZ: Bhai, Gandhi bada great Aadmi thha! Bolle toh Sollid! -----------Angrezon ko Laathi-veethi dikha ke bhaga diya wo, ------------Apun ka Baap-Dada ko Aaazadi-veezidi dillaya! --------------- Abhi JAYANTI ke saath uska kya lafda, thha, kasam se naheen maaloom apne ko! Sorry haan!

SALMAN (breaks into his hyena laugh & falls down laughing):Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! 



PS: You can watch Sneak-Peaks of tonight's episode and can appreciate the prophetic post above, that told you first, about BB's attempts for a desperate Image make-over for Salman Bhai...Just watch kaise hans rahe hain-khilkhilaa rahe hain Bhai!