Sunday, 9 November 2014

Bigg Boss ka Chidiya Ka Ghonsla aur Holiday Episode!

BIGG BOSS
SUBAH 8.00 BAJE

"Bachna Aye Haseeno, Lo Main Aa Gaya"...blare the Bigg Boss House speakers and usual suspects, Sushant, Diandra, Karishma etc. are seen pretending they are as active when they wake up at their homes as well. Seen dancing furiously to attract morning time Cam attention.

Puneet and party realize they are missing out on this 8 A.M. assured TV time and unleash their own Maniacal Taandav dance frenzy!Geek

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BIGG BOSS
SUBAH 10.30 BAJE

BIGG BOSS (Voice Over): Swimming pool ke paas lawn area mein Minissha baithi hui hain, aur hamesha ki tarah unka munh, poora khula hua hai!


Minissha is shown executing yet another never ending yawn of her's.  Camera zooms to a Sparrow nearby who appears visibly confused.


Sparrow gets convinced the open space is just perfect for her to grab as her nest and lay eggs inside and makes a dash for it. 

Minissha manages to close her open yawn just in the nick of time and Sparrow's determined dash ends at her lips! Ouch

Minissha screams aloud and a more scared sparrow flutters & flies away with it's nervous shrieks of "Cheen-Cheen-Cheen-Cheen!"Angry
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BIGG BOSS
DOPAHAR 3.30 BAJE (Lawn Area):

BIGG BOSS (Voice Over): Yahaan Minissha ghar ke kuchh sadasyon ko subah hue haadse ke bare mein bata rahi hain, jab ek Goraiyya (Sparrow), unke munh mein pravesh karne mein lag-bhag kaamyaab ho hi gayi thhi!

MINISSHA: No Diandra, ---Kassam se------this little sparrow, ----wo chidiya---------swim karte hue aayi------aur nearly mere munh mein ghus gayi!Geek

DIANDRA (Unleashes her Hyena laugh): Aaan-haan-haan-haan-haan-haan!-----Sparrow swim naheen karta Minishha----FLY KARTA hai baby--- Aaan-haan-haan-haan-haan--! ROFL

MINISSHA (Eyes popping out, mouth wide open): Wo swim strokes maarte hue aayi thhi--------perfect breast strokes------------it was swimming in air, I swear!---Wo swim kar rahi thhi hawe mein!Confused

DIANDRA: Hawe mein naheen, Hawa mein, Aaan-haan-haan-haan-haan-haan! LOL


A little distance away the same sparrow observes Minissha's wide open mouth. The sparrow giggles at itself in embarrassment and flies away muttering,"Huttt Paagal,---not again--- hehehehe"! Embarrassed

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BIGG BOSS
SHAAM 08.30 BAJE (Kitchen Area):

UPEN PATEL (Angry accented voice, as if Sangakkara & Shoaib Akhtar have dubbed for him together): Kitne gandi thoats---kitne gandi achaar----sorry---Veechaar  hai aap loag ki--------Chhee---Chhee! Dead----------------Mein sirf Diandra ka godi mein baith gayi,------ toh aap logon ne itni gandi-gandi mazaak uraayi meri----Shame on you all! Angry


KARISHMA TANNA (Nasal Kaayein-Kaayein): Areiyn mangar aanp Diandra ki gondi mein bainthe kyoon?----Ainse kaun bainthta hai kisi ki gondi mein? Ouch

UPEN PATEL (Angrier): Diandra beel-kool deetto -----------mera Step-sister ka jaisa hai--------------------------------I  mean mera step-sis resembles Diandra on every Holliday!----------------------Dus saal se meine Step sis se baat neyin kiya------------------when I sow Diandra, -------------------mujhe laga mera Holliday waala sis aayi waaapas--------aur mein kood ke godi mein baith gaya uski-------------magar aap logon ka soch?---Chheee---Geen aata hai mooje---Geen aata hai!Dead

GAUTAM (Psycho looks): Wacko O hello! --------Aisi kaun si sister hai jo sirf Holiday---Matlab Chhuti ke din Diandra jaisi dikhti hai?Shocked ----Shendi mat lagao bhaai!-----Aur baap, tune bola thha Soni bhi step-sister jaisi hai----wo toh teri godi mein baithti thhi bhaai.---Diandra ki godi mein tu kyun baitha? -WackoWacko

KARISHMA TANNA (Nasal Kaayein-Kaayein resumes): Haan---Whaain Dinffrent-Dinffrent  yard-stinks? ---------Diandra ko bheen Soni ki taranh, Gondi mein kyun naheen binthaaya? ------Haan?Ouch


UPEN PATEL: Paagal hey tum log---Holliday------Holliday------Matlab Festival Holli waala deen--------------Jismein sab log ek doosra ka moonh ko Laal-Peela-Neela-Kaala karte hain! Angry---------------Hair-------Baal---Baal ko rang daalte hain---my step sis used to exactly resemble Diandra every Holliday---Just Holli ka deen I mean!-------Aur mein Soni ko godi mein beethaya because wo patla-dubla lerki hai------------I am not dumb like you guys!Angry---------------Patla Lerki ko godi mein bithata hoon------Mota-Strong Lerki ka godi mein baith jaata hoon!-------Diandra ko apna godi mein beetha ke main apna godi torunga kya?---------------Bloody Fools-------Buddu Log! AngryAngry


KARISHMA TANNA (Loses her top) : AngryUpen aanp Bud-dhoon---aapka khaandaan Bud-dhoon! AngryAngry
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BIG BOSS
RAAT 12.30 BAJE

BIGG BOSS (Voice Over): Bigg Boss Ke ghar mein, aaj jahaan Minissha Lamba ka munh  Chidiya Ka Ghonsla bante-bante reh gaya, --------toh waheen ghar waalo ko maaloom hua ek aur chacheri behan ke baare mein aaj!--
---Aane waale dino mein, zaroor dikhenge kuchh naye Andaaz!----------
Philhaal toh bas--------

JHELTE RAHIYE YE MANHOOS PROGRAMME----BIGGG BAAS!  DeadDeadDead
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1 comment:

  1. hahaha. Sparrow ka nest. Holli! So funny

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