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TUM SABKE Naam, La La La La TUM SABKE
Naam, La La La La TUM SABKE
Naam, Hum Ne Kiya
Hai,------- Jeevan Apna QURBAAN Sanam
Ho--------------------------- Jeevan Apna QURBAAN Sanam
Pyaar Bahut
Karte thhe BIJLANI Se, Ishq THHA Tu
Humara Sanam
Ho Ishq THHA Tu Humara Sanam
La La La La La La Lala La La La La
La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La Gulshan bhi
bin SOMY veerana, lagta hai Har apna
Humko Begaana Lagta hai AISH Teri
yaadon mein khoye rehte hain, Log Hamein PAAGAL-DEEWANA
Kehte hain Tere
Bina-Tere Bina Tere
Bina-Naamumkin Hai Zindagi ka
guzaara Sanam! Ho'.Zindagi ka Guzara Sanam! Naino Se
Behte Ashqon Ke Dhaaron Mein Humne Tujhko Dekha NORWAY-OSLO Mein KAT ki Birha
Ki Agni Mein Tapte Hain, Ab Toh
Saansein Maala KAT ki Japti Hain TUM SABKE
LIYE, TUM SABKE LIYE TUM SABKE
LIYE, Is Duniya Kaa, Har Sitam
Hai Gawaara Sanam! Har Sitam
Hai Gawaara Sanam! TUM SABKE Naam,TUM SABKE
Naam, TUM SABKE
Naam, Hum Ne Kiya
Hai,------- Jeevan Apna QURBAAN Sanam
Ho--------------------------- Jeevan Apna QURBAAN Sanam TUM SABKE
NAAM---TUM SABKE NAAM TUM SABKE
NAAM
LION KING-Simba's Pride (SER RAJA-SIMBVA KER JHUNDWA)
BLACK HAWK DOWN (KAALI CHIDIYA MAR GAYIL SASUR)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone - (HARI BITWA AUR JAADUGAR KER PATTHAR)
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - (HARI BITWA AUR RAHASYAN KER TEHKHANA)
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - (HARI BITWA AUR AZKABAAN KER KAIDI)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire - (HARI BITWA AUR AAG KER GILAAS)
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - (HARI BITWA AUR AMAR CHIDIYA KER DAL)
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - (HARI BITWA AUR AADHA KHOONI RAJKUMAR)
Those who do not
know who the great Kamaal Khan is, watch this clip. He is so
modest...calls himself a huge star repeatedly...one and only Kamaal ka
Dhamaal:
KARAN JOHAR (His gay laughter): Aun-hon-hon-hon-hon hon-hon!
Welcome to yet another episode of Coffee with Karan. Bad ladies and Decent
Gentlemen----- Aun-hon-hon-hon-hon hon-hon------Sorry Sorry! One of my silly
jokes---(pats down in air, a non-existent mosquito with his right palm)-------Never mind---------Hawww!
So as I was saying-on my right, the dashing Kamaal KRK Khan---and on my left
the gorgeous Asin!
KAMAAL (Blows a kiss): Kiss you Asin Thottu-KAMAAL!
ASIN (places her right thumb on right ear, left thumb on
left ear, sticks out her tongue and kid teases): Ooo-ooon! Chal! PODA--PODA!
KARAN JOHAR: Aun-hon-hon-hon-hon hon-hon-----isn't that
lovely? How cute! That's KRK for you guys, totally unplugged in today's Coffee
with Karan-----KRK---- Aun-hon-hon-hon-hon hon-hon-----you so much remind me of
SRK----hawww--------so how has been the journey so far?
KAMAAL: Hindustan Mein 118 karod Chauntees laakh do sau
chauhattar log, 28 Rajya, 36,745 Jile aur
1 laakh aath hazaar teen sau bees bhaashayen hain. Sirf Meri journey ke bare mein
pooch kar, apne show ko chhota mat karo-----
KARAN JOHAR: WOW.What a wonderful thought it is. Tell me
SRK---Sorry Sorry--- Aun-hon-hon-hon-hon hon-hon------KRK, how has it been
since DESHDROHI? KAMAAL is busy blowing kisses in direction of Asin, misses
it completely.
KAMAAL: Sorry, you asked something?
Patiently KJO repeats the question!
KAMAAL: By the grace of God, Deshdrohi has been biggest hit
since Hum Aapke Hain Kaun. By the grace of God, DESHDROHI brought to front the
issue of discrimination of Biharis and UPites in Maharashtra?
KARAN (Taken aback):Brought to front? How?
KAMAAL: Before DESHDROHI, Marathi Manoos used to ask Biharis
and UPites to get out of Maharashtra. After DESHDROHI, they beat up Biharis and
UPites. But the issue came to forefront.--------------KISS YOU ASIN-------------LOVE YOU
SAYS KAMAAL
ASIN (places her right thumb on right ear, left thumb on
left ear, sticks out her tongue and once again responds with): Ooon!
Ooon! PODA!
KARAN JOHAR: Tell me Asin. Your critics say, Hawww, I am
not saying haan? Critics say you have been 24 since last 4 years. Is it true?
ASIN (Coy blush): I am Twendy Dree (23) actually. My Taadi-----
KARAN JOHAR: Your Daddy??
ASIN: Yeah, my Taadi losd my Berth Cerdificate, so there
woze some confuzen. Now we fond id. I am Twendy Dree now!
KAMAAL (does some loud, brisk sniffing and asks): Karan ye
badboo kya hai? Studio mein Chooha mar gaya hai kya kaheen?
KARAN JOHAR: Hawww, I swear, I also can't figure out from
where this smell is coming------ ASIN (Smiles): Id iz my Bodi Odour! Id iz unikkk!
KARAN JOHAR (Springs up in horror): Goshhh! Oucchhh!
Why don't you use some good deo / Perfume Asin?
ASIN (Visibly angry): That is nod nazural! God made yuvery individual Unikkk! Parfumes /
Deos are unnazural things. Dogey sniffs female dogey and they make love, have
baby dogeys! Whad parfume? Whad deo?
KARAN JOHAR (has his spotless white handkerchief on his nose
now): Hawww---so this is why in your pics you always bare your
under-arms-----yuckkk -----Ladies and Gentlemen, please don't go away anywhere, lot
more to come right after the break! After break, we see a seating arrangement change. Asin is at
extreme left, Kamal next to Asin two empty chairs and then Karan to extreme right,
hanky still on nose!
KARAN JOHAR (begins with a laugh): Aun-hon-hon-hon-hon
hon-hon! Asin, your fans say you carry yourself impeccably on screen, you have
not allowed any hero to Kiss you, if I remember right, you did not allow Aamir
Khan to even hug you in GHAZNI. How sweet! Actresses of South are really
conservative it seems-- Aun-hon-hon-hon-hon hon-hon
ASIN (ANGRY): Whod conzervative? Aamir fellow refused to
huggg me or Kiss me in GHAZNI. He said my smell is verrry sdrong. He said he
feels giddy. He said if he hugzzz me cloze, he mite lose all his memory. Akshay
also stayed away-away in Housefull.
KAMAAL (blows a kiss towards Asin): Kiss you Asin. KRK says
KRK will love you, KRK will hug you, KRK will marry you!
ASIN (Surprised): You don'd have problem wid my bodi odour?
KAMAAL: What is Body Order?
ASIN: Smelll Buddhhu...!
KAMAAL: What smell?? You smell like 501 Roses ka Guldasta Asin.
Kiss you! (blows 3-4 kisses in Asin's direction)
ASIN (Shocked): How come you are the only man who has no
problem wid my Bodi odour?
KAMAAL (Stands up and delivers a patriotic sermon): Hindustan
Mein 118 karod Chauntees laakh do sau chauhattar log, 28 Rajya, 36,745 Jile aur Gyarah karod teen lakh Sattar
hazaar Gutter hain. Mujh jaise Karodon log Gutter mein paida hote hain, Gutter
mein jeete hain aur Gutter mein Marr jaate hain! Hum jaison ko duniya ki koi
badboo dara naheen sakti ---Kiss you Asin! Love you baby!
ASIN (coyly blushing): Aayi---- ---Aayi---Aayi LOVE YOU TOO Kamaal!
KAMAAL (not one to get defeated easily): You love me TWO? You love me TWO? I love you
TWO-THREE-FOUR-FIVE--------BILLION-TRILLION ASIN----------(blows a
kiss)----Kiss you Asin!
ASIN (blows back a kiss): Love you Kamaal!
KARAN JOHAR (Laughs): Aun-hon-hon-hon-hon hon-hon! Mine may
be a BUTTS NE BANA DI JODI --- Aun-hon-hon-hon-hon hon-hon-----Hawww! ---But this is
a classic RAB NE BANA DI JODI guys! Congrats to the Badboodar Couple- Aun-hon-hon-hon-hon
hon-hon, that's all for today, let Asin and Kamaal enjoy the Coffee together'I will
smell some fresh roasted coffee to freshen up my nostrils-- Aun-hon-hon-hon-hon
hon-hon
Aun-hon-hon-hon-hon hon-hon!
Welcome to yet another episode of Coffee with Karan. Bad ladies and Decent
Gentlemen----- Aun-hon-hon-hon-hon hon-hon------Sorry Sorry! One of my silly
jokes---(pats down in air, a non-existent mosquito with his right palm)-------Never mind---------Hawww!
So as I was saying-on my right, the dashing Kamaal KRK Khan---and on my left
the gorgeous Asin!
---Aayi---Aayi LOVE YOU TOO Kamaal!