NOTE: Genesis of Kushal-Gauhar conversation is in this Video
of Nov 27, 2013 episode, from 42.15 minutes mark!
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SUBAH 10.30 BAJE
BIG BOSS (VOICE OVER): Yahaan Kushal Gauhar se Andy ka zikr kar rahe hain aur kuchh naaraaz nazar aa rahe hain.
KUSHAL:
If I like
some body,--jj-jo mera apna hota hai-----uske saath koi kh-kharaab rehta
hai------toh woh insaan mm-mujhe acchha naheen lagta! ----Main usko pp-pasand
naheen karta, main uske saath bb-baat hi naheen karta! 
GAUHAR: Ek second!---------I understand your intention!
----- I know what you are getting at Babu, Main bhi usko pasand naheen----
KUSHAL (Upset Langoor looks of dejection):
Kk-kya pp-pasand
naheen-pasand naheen?---------Tumhari wazah se main baahar gaya gh-ghar se, --------aur
next morning tum usi Andy ke saath dance kar rahee thhi? 
---Uski dh-dhaadhi pe
kk-kiss kiya tumne-chhee Babu---
GAUHAR:
EXACTLY! I am saying the same thing Babu!
KUSHAL: Hain??
GAUHAR: Haan!-------- Aap yahaan aaye hain apni image correct karne!------- Sab peechhe ka saaf karne! -----I am saying the same thing that you are saying Babu!
KUSHAL: Really Babu?
GAUHAR: Haan Babu!
BIG BOSS (VOICE OVER): Big Boss chaahte hain---------ki Gauhar ----------FAURAN, confession room mein aayein!
Gauhar leaves for the confession room and Kamya sneaks in from behind on Kushal Babu!
KAMYA: Oye Kushal ke bacchhe!----- Phir se tera Maamu bana gayi wo!
KUSHAL: Mmm-maamu?"Mmm-mera? Kaise Kk-Kamya ji?
KAMYA:
Ufff! Bhondu ho tum! ------Tumne usko bola ki------Andy ko maarne ki wazah se ghar
se baahar nikaale gaye thhe tum aur wo usi Andy ko pappi de rahi thhi, ------hug
kar rahi thhi, -----uske saath dance kar rahi thhi! Right?
KUSHAL: Haan! Exactly!
KAMYA: Exactly ke bacche! --------Phir Gauhar se kyun naheen poochha ki how is she saying same thing that you wanted to tell her?
KUSHAL: Ufff! Bb-bada complicated hai!---Aane do usko bb-baahar!...kh-khabar leta hoon uski!
KAMYA (Walks away with a): Hunhhh. Buddhu! Mand buddhi!
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INSIDE THE CONFESSION ROOM, Gauhar looks around, gently pushes the Almirah on left side and the concealed door opens!
In the adjacent room, bald Bigg Boss is himself there in his purple colored silk night robe and Gauhar rushes into his arms like Shatabdi Express catching up on lost time!
GAUHAR: Mela paala paala Takloo Bigg Bocchh!!!!"Jaayiye hum
aapse bahut naaraaz hain!
BIG BOSS (Hugs Gauhar &): Naaraaz? Aap hum se naaraaz kyun hain Gauhar Jaan?
GAUHAR (Mock anger with a roll of eyes): Ummm! -----Jaan jaan karte ho-------sirf do baar bulaaya kal aapne confession room mein! -------Phir kehte ho pyaar karta hoon! Hunhhh!
BIG BOSS (Coughs): Wo, Gauhar! ----Big Boss chaahte hain ki jaise dhaai maheene nikal gaye hain, bas 4-5 hafte aur nikal jaayein bas---bina kisi ko shaque hue! ----Thoda dheeraj rakhein aap, jaldi hi hum dono, ek nayi
duniya basaayenge Jaan!----(Dreamy, lost voice)----aap hongi, hum honge aur ek
pyaari si beti hogi humaari---Chhoti si Gauhar!
GAUHAR (Mock protest): Ummm! Hello! I want a baby boy! -----Chhota sa takloo Big Bochhh!!!! Ummm!
(After a moment that seemed like a blissful eternity)
GAUHAR (Husky seductive voice gets huskier now): Mela paala Takloo Big Bocchh! --------Babu kitna acchha lagta hai aapki cricket pitch jaisi khopdi pe haath phiraana!------Aur aap hain ki?-----Hunhh! Kushal ke
jungle jaise sir ko ungliyon se sehlaane ke liye kehte hain! ---I am tired of
this drama Babu!---
BIG BOSS (Angry):---- Gauhar (Pause)---Big Boss aapko bataana
chaahte hain ki koi khushi naheen hoti Big Boss ko, jab aap Kushal ke saath
pyaar ka naatak karti hain, ------- Sacchai toh ye hai ki Big Boss ka khoon
khaulne lagta hai in Scripts ki majbooriyon se!
-------Big Boss deewaar pe sir
bhi de maarte hain aap dono ki nazdeekiyaan dekh ke"(Starts sobbing)
"Isiliye"Isiliye
Big Boss ne Kushal ko aadesh diya hai ki wo Raat ko bhi Mic naheen nikaalenge
apna! (Sob-Sob)
GAUHAR:---Awww! ...Give me a hug Babu!---Bas-Bas Babu...thoda sa
patience. ----Awww! Isn't this house so lovely Babu?---Show khatam hote hi, hum
shaadi kar lenge aur Lonavala ki in haseen vaadiyon mein apna sukhi sansaar
basaayenge----isi ghar mein. ------------Theek hai Babu?
BIG BOSS: Isi ghar mein?----- Lekin Big Boss ko ye kamraa,
ye room--- toh sirf 10 January tak diya gaya hai! 
------------10 January ke
baad, Big Boss ko ye kamraa khaali karna hoga Gauhar Jaan!
GAUHAR (Taken aback): Kya matlab? ----10 January tak?-----
Ye ghar aapka naheen hai?
BIG BOSS: Naheen Jaan! -----Big Boss aapko bataana chaahte hain ki Big Boss, Endemol India ke sirf ek anubandhit karmchaari hain! Contract Employee hain hum Gauhar Jaan-----part time contract!
GAUHAR (Crestfallen looks):
Salary kitni hai aap ki?
Tankhwaah kitni hai Bb-ba-babu?
BIG BOSS: Big Boss aapko bataana chaahte hain ki Big Boss har saal, 3 maheene ke contract par kaam karte hain Endemol India ke saath---45,000 Rupaye har maheene par.
-----Uske alaawaa, beech beech mein Big
Boss chhote-mote Vigyapano-advertisements-cartoon films wagairah ko apni aawaaz
dete rehte hain. ------Kharcha-paani nikal jaata hai Gauhar Jaan.
GAUHAR (Suspicious looks, but still a weak hopeful voice): Aur khud aapka ghar kahaan hai Big Boss?
BIG BOSS: Big Boss khud Chembur, Mumbai mein rehte hain, kiraaye par. ----One Bedroom apartment mein!
GAUHAR: One BHK? Kiraaye ka? Oh Hello!---------Wait a second! --------Forty five thousand a month for just three months?--------And you wanted to marry me?------- Dude! Do
you realise who am I? (Fingers in quote position)---Hello"this is me...GAUHAR
(Long Atal Bihari Vajpayee Pause)"KHAN! ----------Gauhar
Khan is my name dude! Hello!"Whatt rubbbishhh???
BIG BOSS (emotion choked pleas): Big Boss aapko yakeen
dilaana chaahte hain ki Big Boss aap se bahut pyaar karte hain Gauhar,------
aur poori zindagi, poora prayaas karenge ki aapki chhoti se chhoti icchha ka
samman kiya jaaye, ----------aapko hamesha khush rakha jaaye!
GAUHAR: Oh Hello!--------- Stopp it haan!------Apni Icchha
ko Kacchha pehnaayiye aur mujhe aap maaf keejiye! ----Whattt a frauddd?----------
Whattt a frauddd!!!!---------Goshhh!!!!------- Itna bada ghar dikhaaya,
bade bade sapne dikhaaye, -------Ganje sir pe massage karwaaya---chheee!----Socha
kya thha aapne haan? ------Gauhar 1BHK
mein rahegi aapke saath? ----Kiraaye ke flat pe? LOSER! LOSER! Huttt!
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SHAAM 8.30 BAJE:
GAUHAR (Sad, lost looks): Kushal! Aapka flat Lucknow mein hai naa? 1 BHK? Kiraaye ka?
KUSHAL: Pp-paagal ho kya? ----Babu humaari do kk-kothiyaan
hain yaar Lucknow mein! ------Bb-bahut badi-badi.------ 2 ff-flats bhi hain, but wo kkk-kiraaye pe de
rakhe hain.
GAUHAR (Coy looks): Babu I am so tired of all this. -----Bas,
ab ye show khatam ho jaaye---just want to settle down with you and go on a long
vacation with you!
KUSHAL: Mm-main bhi babu. Main bhi...but wo baat mujhe
acchhi naheen lagi!"Aapki wazah se maine Andy ko maara, -----aapki wazah se
main ghar se baahar gaya---aur nn-next day aap Andy ke saath dance kar rahi
thhi?"Aapne usko kk-kiss bhi kiya Babu? 
GAUHAR: EXACTLY!---- I am saying the same thing naa! ---Hum
dono ek hi baat kar rahe hain Kushal!
KUSHAL: EK hi baat? Wo kaise?
GAUHAR: Aapne bola naa aap yahaan apni galti theek karne aaye hain?
KUSHAL (Confused): Haan! -Toh??
GAUHAR: Ufff!------Haan, toh ka matlab? ---------So you
can't keep grudges against Andy. And if you can't keep grudges, how can I?
Samjhe?
KUSHAL: Haan! Thoda-thoda! ...--------Not sure but-------I ll-love you Gg-Gau----Bb-babu!
(SOME DISTANCE AWAY)
KAMYA: Bhondu! Dabba!----Theek kahaa thha Pandit Janardan
ne---MOORKH KUNDLI!
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SUBAH 10.30 BAJE
BIG BOSS (VOICE OVER): Yahaan Kushal Gauhar se Andy ka zikr kar rahe hain aur kuchh naaraaz nazar aa rahe hain.
KUSHAL:
If I like
some body,--jj-jo mera apna hota hai-----uske saath koi kh-kharaab rehta
hai------toh woh insaan mm-mujhe acchha naheen lagta! ----Main usko pp-pasand
naheen karta, main uske saath bb-baat hi naheen karta! GAUHAR:
Ek second!---------I understand your intention!
----- I know what you are getting at Babu, Main bhi usko pasand naheen----KUSHAL (Upset Langoor looks of dejection):
Kk-kya pp-pasand
naheen-pasand naheen?---------Tumhari wazah se main baahar gaya gh-ghar se, --------aur
next morning tum usi Andy ke saath dance kar rahee thhi? ---Uski dh-dhaadhi pe
kk-kiss kiya tumne-chhee Babu---GAUHAR:
EXACTLY! I am saying the same thing Babu!KUSHAL: Hain??
GAUHAR: Haan!-------- Aap yahaan aaye hain apni image correct karne!------- Sab peechhe ka saaf karne! -----I am saying the same thing that you are saying Babu!
KUSHAL: Really Babu?
GAUHAR: Haan Babu!
BIG BOSS (VOICE OVER): Big Boss chaahte hain---------ki Gauhar ----------FAURAN, confession room mein aayein!
Gauhar leaves for the confession room and Kamya sneaks in from behind on Kushal Babu!
KAMYA: Oye Kushal ke bacchhe!----- Phir se tera Maamu bana gayi wo!
KUSHAL: Mmm-maamu?"Mmm-mera? Kaise Kk-Kamya ji?
KAMYA:
Ufff! Bhondu ho tum! ------Tumne usko bola ki------Andy ko maarne ki wazah se ghar
se baahar nikaale gaye thhe tum aur wo usi Andy ko pappi de rahi thhi, ------hug
kar rahi thhi, -----uske saath dance kar rahi thhi! Right?KUSHAL:
Haan! Exactly!KAMYA: Exactly ke bacche! --------Phir Gauhar se kyun naheen poochha ki how is she saying same thing that you wanted to tell her?
KUSHAL:
Ufff! Bb-bada complicated hai!---Aane do usko bb-baahar!...kh-khabar leta hoon uski!KAMYA (Walks away with a): Hunhhh. Buddhu! Mand buddhi!
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INSIDE THE CONFESSION ROOM, Gauhar looks around, gently pushes the Almirah on left side and the concealed door opens!
In the adjacent room, bald Bigg Boss is himself there in his purple colored silk night robe and Gauhar rushes into his arms like Shatabdi Express catching up on lost time!
GAUHAR:
Mela paala paala Takloo Bigg Bocchh!!!!"Jaayiye hum
aapse bahut naaraaz hain!BIG BOSS (Hugs Gauhar &): Naaraaz? Aap hum se naaraaz kyun hain Gauhar Jaan?
GAUHAR (Mock anger with a roll of eyes): Ummm! -----Jaan jaan karte ho-------sirf do baar bulaaya kal aapne confession room mein! -------Phir kehte ho pyaar karta hoon! Hunhhh!
BIG BOSS (Coughs): Wo, Gauhar! ----Big Boss chaahte hain ki jaise dhaai maheene nikal gaye hain, bas 4-5 hafte aur nikal jaayein bas---bina kisi ko shaque hue!
----Thoda dheeraj rakhein aap, jaldi hi hum dono, ek nayi
duniya basaayenge Jaan!----(Dreamy, lost voice)----aap hongi, hum honge aur ek
pyaari si beti hogi humaari---Chhoti si Gauhar!GAUHAR (Mock protest): Ummm! Hello! I want a baby boy! -----Chhota sa takloo Big Bochhh!!!! Ummm!
(After a moment that seemed like a blissful eternity)
GAUHAR (Husky seductive voice gets huskier now): Mela paala Takloo Big Bocchh! --------Babu kitna acchha lagta hai aapki cricket pitch jaisi khopdi pe haath phiraana!
------Aur aap hain ki?-----Hunhh! Kushal ke
jungle jaise sir ko ungliyon se sehlaane ke liye kehte hain! ---I am tired of
this drama Babu!---BIG BOSS (Angry):
---- Gauhar (Pause)---Big Boss aapko bataana
chaahte hain ki koi khushi naheen hoti Big Boss ko, jab aap Kushal ke saath
pyaar ka naatak karti hain, ------- Sacchai toh ye hai ki Big Boss ka khoon
khaulne lagta hai in Scripts ki majbooriyon se! -------Big Boss deewaar pe sir
bhi de maarte hain aap dono ki nazdeekiyaan dekh ke"(Starts sobbing)"Isiliye"Isiliye
Big Boss ne Kushal ko aadesh diya hai ki wo Raat ko bhi Mic naheen nikaalenge
apna! (Sob-Sob)GAUHAR:
---Awww! ...Give me a hug Babu!---Bas-Bas Babu...thoda sa
patience. ----Awww! Isn't this house so lovely Babu?---Show khatam hote hi, hum
shaadi kar lenge aur Lonavala ki in haseen vaadiyon mein apna sukhi sansaar
basaayenge----isi ghar mein. ------------Theek hai Babu? BIG BOSS:
Isi ghar mein?----- Lekin Big Boss ko ye kamraa,
ye room--- toh sirf 10 January tak diya gaya hai! ------------10 January ke
baad, Big Boss ko ye kamraa khaali karna hoga Gauhar Jaan!GAUHAR (Taken aback):
Kya matlab? ----10 January tak?-----
Ye ghar aapka naheen hai?BIG BOSS: Naheen Jaan! -----Big Boss aapko bataana chaahte hain ki Big Boss, Endemol India ke sirf ek anubandhit karmchaari hain! Contract Employee hain hum Gauhar Jaan-----part time contract!
GAUHAR (Crestfallen looks):
Salary kitni hai aap ki?
Tankhwaah kitni hai Bb-ba-babu? BIG BOSS: Big Boss aapko bataana chaahte hain ki Big Boss har saal, 3 maheene ke contract par kaam karte hain Endemol India ke saath---45,000 Rupaye har maheene par.
-----Uske alaawaa, beech beech mein Big
Boss chhote-mote Vigyapano-advertisements-cartoon films wagairah ko apni aawaaz
dete rehte hain. ------Kharcha-paani nikal jaata hai Gauhar Jaan. GAUHAR (Suspicious looks, but still a weak hopeful voice): Aur khud aapka ghar kahaan hai Big Boss?
BIG BOSS: Big Boss khud Chembur, Mumbai mein rehte hain, kiraaye par. ----One Bedroom apartment mein!
GAUHAR: One BHK? Kiraaye ka? Oh Hello!---------Wait a second! --------Forty five thousand a month for just three months?--------And you wanted to marry me?
------- Dude! Do
you realise who am I? (Fingers in quote position)---Hello"this is me...GAUHAR
(Long Atal Bihari Vajpayee Pause)"KHAN! ----------Gauhar
Khan is my name dude! Hello!"Whatt rubbbishhh???BIG BOSS (emotion choked pleas):
Big Boss aapko yakeen
dilaana chaahte hain ki Big Boss aap se bahut pyaar karte hain Gauhar,------
aur poori zindagi, poora prayaas karenge ki aapki chhoti se chhoti icchha ka
samman kiya jaaye, ----------aapko hamesha khush rakha jaaye! GAUHAR:
Oh Hello!--------- Stopp it haan!------Apni Icchha
ko Kacchha pehnaayiye aur mujhe aap maaf keejiye! ----Whattt a frauddd?----------
Whattt a frauddd!!!!---------Goshhh!!!!------- Itna bada ghar dikhaaya,
bade bade sapne dikhaaye, -------Ganje sir pe massage karwaaya---chheee!----Socha
kya thha aapne haan? ------Gauhar 1BHK
mein rahegi aapke saath? ----Kiraaye ke flat pe? LOSER! LOSER! Huttt!-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
SHAAM 8.30 BAJE:
GAUHAR (Sad, lost looks): Kushal! Aapka flat Lucknow mein hai naa? 1 BHK? Kiraaye ka?
KUSHAL:
Pp-paagal ho kya? ----Babu humaari do kk-kothiyaan
hain yaar Lucknow mein! ------Bb-bahut badi-badi.------ 2 ff-flats bhi hain, but wo kkk-kiraaye pe de
rakhe hain.GAUHAR (Coy looks):
Babu I am so tired of all this. -----Bas,
ab ye show khatam ho jaaye---just want to settle down with you and go on a long
vacation with you!KUSHAL:
Mm-main bhi babu. Main bhi...but wo baat mujhe
acchhi naheen lagi!"Aapki wazah se maine Andy ko maara, -----aapki wazah se
main ghar se baahar gaya---aur nn-next day aap Andy ke saath dance kar rahi
thhi?"Aapne usko kk-kiss bhi kiya Babu? GAUHAR:
EXACTLY!---- I am saying the same thing naa! ---Hum
dono ek hi baat kar rahe hain Kushal!KUSHAL: EK hi baat? Wo kaise?
GAUHAR: Aapne bola naa aap yahaan apni galti theek karne aaye hain?
KUSHAL (Confused): Haan! -Toh??
GAUHAR: Ufff!------Haan, toh ka matlab?
---------So you
can't keep grudges against Andy. And if you can't keep grudges, how can I?
Samjhe?KUSHAL: Haan! Thoda-thoda! ...--------Not sure but-------I ll-love you Gg-Gau----Bb-babu!
(SOME DISTANCE AWAY)
KAMYA:
Bhondu! Dabba!----Theek kahaa thha Pandit Janardan
ne---MOORKH KUNDLI! 