BIGG BOSS (VOICE OVER): Yahaan ghar ke kuchh sadasya baithe
hain aur aapas mein baat-cheet kar rahe hain!
Camera zooms to Prince who is seen giggling!
SUYYASH (Staring at Prince with envious, lost looks):
---Yaar
Prince, tu hamesha khush kaise rehta hai?-------- ---Kabhi pareshaan naheen dekha tujhe!
KISHWAR (Rolls her eyes):
Haan---Exakkk-kktttly!----Never
seen you stressed out yaar. I mean kaisa kaisa task mila, log pareshaan
hue----you are always so cool haan! How come?
PRINCE: ---Je baat toh hai! Kabhi preshaaan ni hotta main!---------Is ka saara kradittt ----------apne Daadda ji ko detta hoon main! --------------He was a tipppikkall Punjaabbbi you know------------Wo hamesha kaha karte thhe,------------"Akal na ho, tey Maujjaan hi Maujjaan, ------Maujjaan hi Maujjaan!"
KISHWAR: Matlab??
PRINCE: MATBAL, agar akal naheen ho, toh koi dimaag lagga hi naheen sakda------------------aur dimaag naheen lagayegga toh tension stress ho hi naheen sakda---maujjaan hi maujjaan! -------Masti hi masti!
SUYYASH (Whispers ensuring Prince hears, Kishwar doesn't):
Bro I identify with you haan! ------------Kayi mere friends
kehte hain koi kaise khush reh sakta hai Kishwar jaisi ajeeb ladki ke saath,
---------but I am so happy! ------5 years can you imagine?----Main sochta hi naheen kabhi---Maujjaan-hi
Maujjaan!
(Prince and Suyyash break into a giggle and do a celebratory High-Five)
PRINCE: I followed Daaddaji---doosri class se hi! ---Saare bachhe tables padhte thhe---------------wo English mein what do you say for tables?------------Yeah pahaada---pahaada ------Bacche chorus mein bolte thhe Do ikam Do------------Do dooni chaar, ---Do tiyaan Chhe------------------Main akal ka darwaaza poora band karke chilla-chilla ke gaata thha----------Do ikkam Do, --------Do dunnni Kabootttarrr,-------------- Do
tiyaan Murgiyaan, -----------I mean teacher kaan kheenchta thha, ------Murga
bana deta thha--------chamaat laga detta thha----------- but main thing is I was always happy-----Very happy!
KISHWAR (Rolls up eyes): Hawww!
PRINCE (Excited): Kabhi ladkiyon ke khule baalon mein aag laga deta thha peechhe se, --------------------Kabhi kutte ki poonchh mein Bijli bomb ki ladi bandh ke aag jala deta thha----------------but main thing is I was always happy!
RIMI (Angrily):
Paagal thhe tum? ----------Aisa kaun karta hai? Ladki
ke baal mein aag lagana?---Bachpan se hi itne destructive thhe tum?---- Goshh!!
MANDANA (Shocked): Doggy ka pooonchh mein crackers kaun jalata hai you brute?
PRINCE: Chhota thha main-------Nikka sa thha------ bahut chhota thha naa! ----See
main thing is akal nahin honi chaahiye aadmi ke paas--------------ho toh lagaani naheen
chaahiye 
-------------and one can always be happy! ---------------Mujhe naheen pata 10 hazaar mein kitne
zero hote hain, mujhe naheen pata 10 lakh mein pehle 1 lagta hai ya 2---------but
main thing is I am happy, Bahut Khush hoon main!
SUYYASH (Grins): I swear----Maujjaan hi Maujjaan!
PRINCE (another High Five with Suyyash): Correction bro---Akkal naheen te Maujjan-hi-Maujjan------Maujjan-hi-Maujjan------Maujjan-hi-Maujjan------Maujjan-hi-Maujjan!
Suyyash & Prince start doing a Bhangra and sing together: Akal naheen te Maujjaan hi Maujjan-----Maujjaan hi Maujjan-----Maujjaan hi Maujjan-----Maujjaan hi Maujjan-----Maujjaan hi Maujjan------Oye----Brrrooo-oooaaahhh------------Brrooo-aaahhh-----Oye Balle-Balle-Balle!"
Camera zooms to Prince who is seen giggling!
SUYYASH (Staring at Prince with envious, lost looks):
---Yaar
Prince, tu hamesha khush kaise rehta hai?-------- ---Kabhi pareshaan naheen dekha tujhe!KISHWAR (Rolls her eyes):
Haan---Exakkk-kktttly!----Never
seen you stressed out yaar. I mean kaisa kaisa task mila, log pareshaan
hue----you are always so cool haan! How come? PRINCE: ---Je baat toh hai! Kabhi preshaaan ni hotta main!---------Is ka saara kradittt ----------apne Daadda ji ko detta hoon main! --------------He was a tipppikkall Punjaabbbi you know------------Wo hamesha kaha karte thhe,------------"Akal na ho, tey Maujjaan hi Maujjaan, ------Maujjaan hi Maujjaan!"
KISHWAR: Matlab??
PRINCE: MATBAL, agar akal naheen ho, toh koi dimaag lagga hi naheen sakda------------------aur dimaag naheen lagayegga toh tension stress ho hi naheen sakda---maujjaan hi maujjaan! -------Masti hi masti!
SUYYASH (Whispers ensuring Prince hears, Kishwar doesn't):
Bro I identify with you haan! ------------Kayi mere friends
kehte hain koi kaise khush reh sakta hai Kishwar jaisi ajeeb ladki ke saath,
---------but I am so happy! ------5 years can you imagine?----Main sochta hi naheen kabhi---Maujjaan-hi
Maujjaan!(Prince and Suyyash break into a giggle and do a celebratory High-Five)
PRINCE: I followed Daaddaji---doosri class se hi! ---Saare bachhe tables padhte thhe---------------wo English mein what do you say for tables?------------Yeah pahaada---pahaada ------Bacche chorus mein bolte thhe Do ikam Do------------Do dooni chaar, ---Do tiyaan Chhe------------------Main akal ka darwaaza poora band karke chilla-chilla ke gaata thha
----------Do ikkam Do, --------Do dunnni Kabootttarrr,-------------- Do
tiyaan Murgiyaan, -----------I mean teacher kaan kheenchta thha, ------Murga
bana deta thha--------chamaat laga detta thha----------- but main thing is I was always happy-----Very happy!KISHWAR (Rolls up eyes): Hawww!
PRINCE (Excited): Kabhi ladkiyon ke khule baalon mein aag laga deta thha peechhe se, --------------------Kabhi kutte ki poonchh mein Bijli bomb ki ladi bandh ke aag jala deta thha----------------but main thing is I was always happy!
RIMI (Angrily):
Paagal thhe tum? ----------Aisa kaun karta hai? Ladki
ke baal mein aag lagana?---Bachpan se hi itne destructive thhe tum?---- Goshh!!MANDANA (Shocked): Doggy ka pooonchh mein crackers kaun jalata hai you brute?
PRINCE:
Chhota thha main-------Nikka sa thha------ bahut chhota thha naa! ----See
main thing is akal nahin honi chaahiye aadmi ke paas--------------ho toh lagaani naheen
chaahiye -------------and one can always be happy! ---------------Mujhe naheen pata 10 hazaar mein kitne
zero hote hain, mujhe naheen pata 10 lakh mein pehle 1 lagta hai ya 2---------but
main thing is I am happy, Bahut Khush hoon main!SUYYASH (Grins): I swear----Maujjaan hi Maujjaan!
PRINCE (another High Five with Suyyash): Correction bro---Akkal naheen te Maujjan-hi-Maujjan------Maujjan-hi-Maujjan------Maujjan-hi-Maujjan------Maujjan-hi-Maujjan!
Suyyash & Prince start doing a Bhangra and sing together: Akal naheen te Maujjaan hi Maujjan-----Maujjaan hi Maujjan-----Maujjaan hi Maujjan-----Maujjaan hi Maujjan-----Maujjaan hi Maujjan------Oye----Brrrooo-oooaaahhh------------Brrooo-aaahhh-----Oye Balle-Balle-Balle!"
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