15th October (Subah 10.30 BAJE)
BIGG BOSS (Voice Over): Bigg Boss kal raat bhar, Daandiyaa khel ke aa rahe hain aur bahut acchhe mood mein hain! -----Bigg Boss ki taraf se, ghar ki har Jodi ko, 12 Andey diye jaate hain!------Har Jodi Barah Andon ka aanand le sakti hai-------------shart sirf ye hai ki har Jodi ka har sadasya, ------6 Andey khaayega, wo bhi 6 minute ke andar!
Camera zooms to Suyyash and Rimi!
SUYYASH (Expressions of an excited monkey who just discovered a bunch of unattended bananas): Wooohooo!! Wooohooo! Finally Some good news! 6 andey khaunga---wooohooo!
RIMI SEN (Puzzled frown on face): Baap Re! 6 Andey? ----6 Andey toh meri Maa de toh bhi naa khaun main!
SUYYASH (Jaw drops in disappointment): Yaar ye kya baat hui? ---Main Andey khaana chaahta hoon Bigg Boss. Is baar bhi----Is baar bhi dammit--------- apne partner ki wazah se main andey nahen khaa sakta? ----Ye toh torture hua naa??
RIMI SEN (Buddhu Bacchaa expressions): Bigg Boss, main apne share ke 6 andey in ko de sakti hoon? (Pause)------Hain? (Pause)-----Mujhe har haal mein andey khaane zaroori hain?
-------Main sirf do Andon ke whites khaa
leti hoon naa----10 Andey aur do andon ka yolk inko de doon?SUYYASH (Sounding just as hopeful as Rahul Gandhi appears when it comes to fortunes of Congress in Bihar elections): Haan Bigg Boss----------Main khaa loon poore 12 Andey?
RIMI SEN (Puzzled expressions replace Buddhu Baccha expressions): Naheen---(Pause)----12 andey khaoge toh wo ho jaayega----
SUYYASH (Angrily screams): Kya ho jaayega???? Loose motion???---I will face that yaar----I will face that like a man-----
RIMI SEN (Disgusted): Aye Chhee!!---Wo ho jaayega---wo------Breach of contract!
SUYYASH (Launches his monologue): Bigg Boss ye kya baat hui? -Main har task karna chahta hoon, but partner ki wazah se kuchh bhi naheen kar pa raha-----Naa tattoo karwa paaya,--------- na baal mundwa paaya----aaj andey khaane ko mil rahe hain toh aise partner ki wazah se kismet ke dandey khaane ko mil rahe hain?
-----------Please Bigg Boss, please!! Kya main 10 Andey aur do
Andon ka yolk khaa sakta hoon? ---Please?BIGG BOSS (Voice Over): Suyyash?----Aapne Bigg Boss ki announcement dhyaan se suni thhi? -------Samjhi thhi?
SUYYASH (Puzzled): Ofcourse Bigg Boss!
BIGG BOSS (Angrily): Toh kyun bakwaas kiye jaa rahe ho?
---Kyun Big Boss ka accha bhala mood kharaab karne pe tule ho? Suytash retreats back & sinks like a sulking puppy.
RIMI SEN (Buddhu Baccha Expressions return to her face): Bigg Boss andey hain kiske?
---------------------I mean Murgi ke, ------------Battakh ke--------------ya
Ostritch---wo---wo-----------shuturmurgh ke? ----Ek baar andey ka size dekh sakti hoon
please?------I mean agar Quail---------------wo-wo----------Bater ke andey hain toh khaa loongi 6! ------------Andey
ka size dekh sakti hoon? 
Deafening silence from Bigg Boss side!
SUYYASH (Expressions of a Bhikhari who just got faint hopes of getting a Butter naan out of the blue): Haan Bigg Boss!-------------Ek baar andon ka size dekh sakte hain? Hain? Please big Boss?
----Kuchh murgiyaan chhote andey
bhi deti hain naa?----Ab ye actress hain, film roles naheen hain inke paas but
phir bhi----main in ko force toh naheen kar sakta naa?--------Bas ek baar size
dikha do andon ka Bigg Boss? 
-------(Angrily)---Size dikhao warna main wo
karoonga jo mujhe karna hai!------Rimi---Rimi...Mic hata do! RIMI SEN (Puzzled): Naheen -----Mic naheen hata sakte!---Wo ho jaayega-----wo---Breach of contract!
Bigg Boss has vanished like Gadhe ke Sir se Seeng!
Suyyash Collapses and sinks to ground!
RIMI SEN (BUddhu Baccha Expressions): Main yahaan aayi hi kyun?----Kar kya rahi hoon mein is show mein?
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