Big Boss Ka Panchatantra Task Episode-Fun-opsis 7th January!

BIG BOSS KA PANCHTANTRA TASK EPISODE

 

BIG BOSS: Yahaan Big Boss dvaara diye gaye kaarye ke anusaar, ghar ke sadasyon ko Panch-tantra ki kahaaniyaan darshaani hain. Pool ke andar Rajeev Magarmachh bane hue hain aur Imam, Bandar bane hue hain, jo Magarmachh ki peeth par sawaar hain,----------- aur Rajeev Magarmachh unhein paani ke andar le ke jaa rahe hain!

IMAM BANDAR: Kasam khuda ki Rajeev Bhaiyya, --Sorry-Sorry'Magarmachh bhaiyya, ye kahaan le ke jaa rahe ho mujhe? ---Tayrna nahen aata mujhe bhaai-jaan, gira toh naheen doge?

RAJEEV MAGARMACHH: Bandar Bhaai, Chup-chaap baithe raho naa! Ghar le ke jaa raha hoon apni Moti wife Delu Magarmacchh aur Kasturi Mrig jaisi  'dost'  Magarmacchh Sana se milwaane!!

IMAM BANDAR: Oh wow! I am so excited''.Dheere Dheere tayro Magarmacchh bhaiyya, Allah kasam darr lag raha hai mujhe'
BIG BOSS: Rajeev Magarmacchh, Imam Bandar ko lekar, paani ke beechon-beech pahunch chuke hain!

IMAM BANDAR: Wow, Rajeev Bhaiyya wow. I just love to be amidst Nature you know. Wow'.beautiful water, beautiful sky, oh wow, clouds bhi hain Rajeev bhaiyya!

RAJEEV MAGARMACCHH (evil lispy voice): Nature ke aathvein ajoobe!  Bewakoof Imam Bandar! ----Tujhe main ghar leke jaa raha hoon, kyunki Meri Moti Magarmacchhi Delu ka armaan hai, ki wo Imam Bandar ka Kaleja khaayegi!...Aur tera Dil, main apni Dost Sana Magarmachh ko free gift mein doonga!  



IMAM BANDAR: Ya Allah, kya din dikha raha hai mujhe, -------------ye toh bilkul haque-halaal baat naheen hai Rajeev Bhaiyya! -----------------Maine aapko Devta Magarmacchh samjha aap toh Haivaaniyat pe utar aaye ho. ----------------------Aapko Khuda ka waasta hai Rajeev Bhaiyya,---Mujhe naheen khelna hai ye game-------------------mujhe 50 lakh bhi naheen chaahiye, mujhe footi kaudi bhi naheen chaahiye...ya Allah... ----Mujhe waapas kinaare pe chhod do Rajeev Bhaiyya----- ------Poori tarah se pashe-maan hoon main, aapke kadmon pe qurbaan hoon mai''..

RAJEEV MAGARMACCHH: Chuppp! Chuppp!----- Ek ghante se bak-bak, bak bak kar raha hai, kaan paka diye hain mere.  Ek dam chupp----CHHAKKE BANDAR!!!!----------------------------(Screams to Delu Magarmacchh)-Delu, main le aaya Imam Bandar ko --------Sana Magarmacchh-----thodi der mein iska tasty heart khaana tum''---------aur tum kaleja khana Delu iska, theek hai?

DELNAZ MAGARMACHH: Haan! Aa jao Rajeev, faadam-phaad karenge is Imam Bandar ki! Hehe--hehe-hehehehe!

SANA YOUNGER MAGARMACHH: Delu, Bandar ke Dil mein Charbee toh naheen hoti naa? -----------Charbi? Oh Sh*t...Charbi ko English mein kya bolte hain??------------------Haan, haan, fat!--------------Kwink -kwink- Kwink ------------ Koi baat naheen! Fat hota bhi hai toh ek hafta gym chali jaungi.----wow, Imam bandar ka Dil khaungi------Kwink -kwink- Kwink -kwink-khronk -khronk

IMAM BANDAR (screams in excitement): Holy Molly, Rajeev Bhaiyya, wait a second. Did you just say my heart and Liver? ---------Mera Dil aur Kaleja khana hai Delnaaz Bhabhi aur Sana Saheli ko? --Haan? -----Haan?? Bolo naa!

RAJEEV MAGARMACHH (taken aback): Haan be Chhakke bandar----..ab dimaag mat khaa!

IMAM BANDAR: ---Arey toh pehle bataane ka thha naa bhidu? ---------Wo jo kinaare pe Neem ka ped hai naa----------..that Neem tree you see? ----------Uski top waali branch pe main apna heart rakhta hoon and 2 branch neeche Liver! Kasam se.  



RAJEEV MAGARMACCHH: Bewakoof Bandar, pehle naheen bata sakta thha?---------------- It ni der se peeth pe chadha hua hai?...----------Abhi main tujhe waapas leke aata hoon. Fauran apna Dil aur Kaleja ped se neeche utaar aur bina ek minute ke deri kiye, waapas aa. ---------------Thodi bhi deri karega toh itna maaroonga, itna maaroonga ---------ki munh bhi utna laal ho jaayega jitni teri back side hai---------chal ab---Bewakoof!!!

BIG BOSS VOICE OVER: Magarmachh Rajeev, Imam Bandar ko pool ke kinaare laa chuke hain, aur Imam bhaag kar, Neem ka Ped bane hue Niketan ke kandhe par chadh chuke hain!  



IMAM BANDAR: Oye Rajeev Jamoore----.apne gandagi bhare hue kaano ko khol, buddhu band-dimaag ko khol aur dhyaan se sun-----..Tu Chhakka! Tera Baap Chhakka!------------(screams out to Delnaaz Magarmachh)----Aur Delu Magarmacchh Moti tu-----------Mera Kaleja khaana chaahti thhi na tu? ---Shaani----Tucchhi -------------------Ye Chelaram jaise daant apne Manhoos Bewakoof Rajeev Magarmacchh pe gada tu-----------------Lahaul-wila -kuvvat, ---------Khuda ka laakh laakh shukr hai, ab jaake maine tum logon ka asli Chehra dekha-------------Kaleja hi khana hai toh woh jo tere bagal mein leyti hui hai-----------.wo------jo tere is Magarmachh Pati pe dore daal rahi hai----woh Sana Maam ----uska kaleja khaa tu Moti-----Aur Sana Maam, -----chal chal Matki phod --------aap khaali ye Rajeev magarmacchh jaise jaahil ka Dil-Dimaag khaa sakti ho!------Imam Bandar ka Dil khaane ke liye jigra chaahiye jigra!...Arey hata saawan ki ghata----------------------(starts remembering Sapna Bandariya)----------Haaye Meri pyaari  Sapna Bandariya! -------Kyun chali gayi re tu? -------Meri tarah sathiyayi hui hai magar tu asli hai re, ye sab naqli!

BIG BOSS: Big Boss ke ghar mein, aaj Panch-Tantra-----PUNCH-TANTRA ka kissa ban ke reh gaya! Kya aane waale dino mein ye PUNCH, Mahabharat ko janm denge?

Jhelte rahiye, ye Manhoos Programme'Big Baas!!!