Urvashi, Karishma & Sana in Salman Khan's New Film!

It is true! Salman's next movie is expected to be released around Diwali time in 2013. Film is yet to be named, but it does star few ladies from Big Boss house!

Some reports of actual shoots so far...

SCENE ONE (RAKSHA-BANDHAN DAY):



URVASHI (Hoarse voice): Arrreyyy! Raakhi toh bandhwa le Nikkke-tannn! Kahaan bhaaga jaa raha hai?? O Nikkkey-tannn!!!!

SALMAN: Ufff! Urvashi meri behen, naheen hoon main koi Nikkkee-tannn! Prem naam hai mera is film mein meri Maa''

URVASHI (executes her chucchhoondar twitch of lips): Maa? Main toh aapki badi behen ka role play kar rahi hoon naa Salman ji?

SALMAN: Haan! Behen hi ho tum! But Prem bolo, Prem, Nikketttannn naheen!...(Phone rings)''''.Arey kiska phone aa gaya!

URVASHI (Roll of eyes, stupid squeak of a 6 year old): Main bolun? Voddafonn Kollar of thaa Wikkk ka call hai ye!---Hoye! Hoye!

Salman looks at her, fighting to control his tears and walks away!  

SCENE TWO (Snowy Backdrop, Innsbruck-Austria):

SALMAN: Bahut pyaar karta hoon tumse Radha'

KARISHMA: Awwwnnn

SALMAN: Nayin nayin, nayin nayin! Awwwn, naheen, sach mein pyar karta hoon! Tum bhi mujhse pyaar karti ho na Radha?

KARISHMA: Awnnn! Thora Thora!

SALMAN: Hain? Thora Thora matlab?

KARISHMA (Nasal voice): Pyaanr karteen hoon, magar, wo---bolte hain naa, thora ye, thora wo! Thora idhar-thora udhar.

SALMAN: Aaye haaye! Thoda-thoda, kabhi idhar-kabhi udhar'inhin adaaon pe toh marta hain Prem---

KARISHMA: Awnnn

SOHAIL: Cut! Excellent take Bhai! Wow Karishma! Superb!


 
SCENE-3 (CALANGUTE BEACH GOA)

SALMAN: Samundar ke kinaare, in lehron ko jab main dekhta hoon, toh dil kehta hai ki bas! Waqt yaheen pe thham jaaye Rukmini---

SANA: Ye Rukmini kaun hai Salman?-----O, Sorry 'sorry, Main hi toh hoon! Film ka character hai na? Kwink Kwink Kwink Kwink-KHRONKKK!

SALMAN: Ufff! Abey re-take karo!

RE-TAKE SHOOT:

SALMAN (Repeats): Samundar ke kinaare, in lehron ko jab main dekhta hoon, toh dil kehta hai ki bas! Waqt yaheen pe thham jaaye Rukmini---SANA: Haan Prem! Samundar ke lehron ka ye sangeet, tumhaare haathon mein mera haath aur ye kabhi naa chhootne waali raat-------kwink kwink kwink kwink----sorry Kabhi naa chhootne waala SAATH-SAATH---sorry sorry, haan---really Sorry ----kwink-kwink kwink-khronk-khronk!  



PS: These are reports from the initial shoots. There are extremely serious doubts whether the movie shoot of this movie will be completed as per schedule!