Funopsis-1 Fun take on Big Boss-7 Day's Highlights

SUBAH 10.30 BAJE:

Big Boss Voice Over: Yahaan kucchh sadasya -----Pool ke as-paas baithe hain,--------- aur Rajat, behad-- Bhaavuk nazar aa rahe hain.

RAJAT (Sobbing): Mujhe, mujhe-----(sob-sob)"Mujhe---

ARMAAN: Abey kuchh bolega bhi?

RAJAT (Breaks down crying): ---Beti ki yaad aa rahi hai! Whaa-whaaa-whooo-whooo!

ARMAAN (Hugs Rajat): Naa Rajat naa! ------Rotey naheen please. ----------Main baat karoonga Big Boss se ki tujhe milwaa dein apni beti se.

RAJAT (Blows nose hard): Sob sob! -----Thanks Armaan. ---Agar Big Boss naa maanein,--- toh please -----toh please---------------chaar samose---- ya chaar Bread-Pakore maang lena mere liye-------whaaa-whaaa-whooo-whooo!!!

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SUBAH 11.45 BAJE:

Big Boss Voice Over: Rasoi ghar mein Shilpa, ghar ke sadasyon ke liye daal bana rahi hain,--- aur paas hi Andy, Anita se baat-cheet kar rahe hain!



ANDY: ----Hawww! ----Bataaiye na Anita Ji. ------Jab pehli baar Rajesh Khanna Ji aapse mile thhe toh unhone aapse kya kaha thha?---Hawww, bataayiye naa----

ANITA (Blankly staring at wall in front): Kuchh baatein, bataayi naheen jaati Andy...

ANDY: Oh God! Awww!!!----I do badly want to know naaa! Please batayiye naa!!! Awww---please---

ANITA (Sad looks, starts chewing Baba Zarda in her mouth): Unhone kahaa-----(Pause)----  



ANDY (eager like a greedy kid for Gulab-Jaamun): Haan Anita Ji. Bataayiye naa---

ANITA: Unhonein kahaa ki----(Pause)

ANDY: -----Arey kya kaha baba-------------ufff I am dying of curiosssittty----  



ANITA (Chews Baba Zarda a few times &): : Unhone kaha ki-------Khair! ----------Jaane do Andy. Ye kissa phir kabhi sahi. ----------Kaha naa, kuchh baatein bataayi naheen jaati------dil ke andar rehti hain aur meetha meetha dard deti rehti hain!

Big Boss (Voice over): Anita uth kar rasoi mein chali gayi hain aur Shilpa ka haath bata rahi hain. -------Andy, Sofe par behosh pade hain.
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SHAAM 08.15 Baje

Big Boss (Voice Over): Yahaan Jannat aur Jahannum ke kuchh sadasya, Kushal, Gauhar, Armaan, Sangram aur Kamya fencing ke dono ore khade hain aur inmein baat-cheet chal rahi hai!

KUSHAL (Kamya Se): Main ye Mike nikaal kar fenk doonga sacchhi. ----Sabse jyaada har task mein kaam karta hoon, phir bhi----

KAMYA (barely able to conceal her excitement): Haww! -----Aisa mat karo Kushal!...(extends her hand to take off Kushal's mike)

ARMAAN: ----O Hello! Kya hai be ye? Baaki log sab jhakk maar rahe hain yahaan? Tu hi kaise kaam kar raha hai be TV star?

KUSHAL: TV star kisko bola be?

ARMAAN: Aur kya bolun? Hollywood star? Aukaat mein reh tu---

KUSHAL: ---Abey teri aukaat kya hai be 2 filmon ke forcibly retired film star---

ARMAAN: ---Tere ko toh beta bataunga main meri kya aukaat hai. Abhi tu khisak apni ladki ke saath---

GAUHAR: Hello! Mere bare mein baat mat keejiye aap---

ARMAAN: Abey tere bare mein kaun baat karega?----chal jaa-jaa- vatak idhar se---



GAUHAR: Tu-tadaak mat keejiye mere saath---

ARMAAN: Abey jaa! Tere se baat hi naheen karni mujhko----

GAUHAR: Baat karne ki tameez naheen hai Aapko---  



ARMAAN: Abhi aur bad-tameezi karoonga agar fauran chupp naheen hui toh! Chuppp!

GAUHAR: You shut up!

SANGRAM: Kamya Ji, Armaan Ji, Gauhar Ji-----ladaayi mat keejiye, main 2 minute mein waapas aata hoon!

Sangram goes inside, looks around to ensure no one is watching him and speaks to the Bathroom Camera! 



SANGRAM: ----O hello Bigg Bose Jee! ------Kuchh logon ko billkul bhi tameez naa hai Chhoriyon se baat karne ki! ---Bas ek din----bas ek din ke liye mujhe ---MhaaaBhaaratt ke Karnaa waali Amogh Shakti de do Big Bose! --------Phir dekkho, kaisse giraata hoon main is Armaan Ghatotkatch ko!------Please Big Bose----Please Paavar de ddo naa! Ek din ke liye Paavar De ddo Big Bose Ji!------(Once again throws a nervous glance around to ensure no one watched him)----------------Paavar de ddo Big Bose, Paavar please!

Night time shot!

Hazy figures are seen sleeping around in their silvery-white bedsheets and blankets!

BIG BOSS (Voice over): Big Boss ke ghar mein, aaj koi apni Beti aur Samos eke liye roya,----------- toh kisi ne apne dil ka raaz, dil mein hi dafan rehne diya!-----Kushal-Gauhar aur Armaan ke beech hui ghamaasaan------aur Sangram? ------Hum toh bas yehi kahenge ki Allah Meherbaan, toh Gadha Bhi Pehelwan!  



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