Monday 23 September 2013

Funopsis-1 Fun take on Big Boss-7 Day's Highlights

SUBAH 10.30 BAJE:

Big Boss Voice Over: Yahaan kucchh sadasya -----Pool ke as-paas baithe hain,--------- aur Rajat, behad-- Bhaavuk nazar aa rahe hain.

RAJAT (Sobbing): CryMujhe, mujhe-----(sob-sob)Cry"Mujhe---Cry

ARMAAN: Abey kuchh bolega bhi?Shocked

RAJAT (Breaks down crying): Cry---Beti ki yaad aa rahi hai! Whaa-whaaa-whooo-whooo!CryCry

ARMAAN (Hugs Rajat): HugNaa Rajat naa! ------Rotey naheen please. ----------Main baat karoonga Big Boss se ki tujhe milwaa dein apni beti se.Clap

RAJAT (Blows nose hard): CrySob sob! -----Thanks Armaan. ---Agar Big Boss naa maanein,Confused--- toh please -----toh please-----Cry----------chaar samose---- ya chaar Bread-Pakore maang lena mere liye-------whaaa-whaaa-whooo-whooo!!!CryCry

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SUBAH 11.45 BAJE:

Big Boss Voice Over: Rasoi ghar mein Shilpa, ghar ke sadasyon ke liye daal bana rahi hain,--- aur paas hi Andy, Anita se baat-cheet kar rahe hain!



ANDY: Embarrassed----Hawww! ----Bataaiye na Anita Ji. ------Jab pehli baar Rajesh Khanna Ji aapse mile thhe toh unhone aapse kya kaha thha?---Hawww, bataayiye naa----Embarrassed

ANITA (Blankly staring at wall in front):Confused Kuchh baatein, bataayi naheen jaati Andy...Confused

ANDY: Day DreamingOh God! Awww!!!----I do badly want to know naaa! Please batayiye naa!!! Awww---please---Day Dreaming

ANITA (Sad looks, starts chewing Baba Zarda in her mouth): ConfusedUnhone kahaa-----(Pause)----Confused  



ANDY (eager like a greedy kid for Gulab-Jaamun): Haan Anita Ji. Bataayiye naa---Shocked

ANITA:Ermm Unhonein kahaa ki----(Pause)Geek

ANDY: Ouch-----Arey kya kaha baba-------------ufff I am dying of curiosssittty----HugEmbarrassed  



ANITA (Chews Baba Zarda a few times &): : Unhone kaha ki-------Khair!Confused ----------Jaane do Andy. Ye kissa phir kabhi sahi. ----------Kaha naa, kuchh baatein bataayi naheen jaati------dil ke andar rehti hain aur meetha meetha dard deti rehti hain!Confused

Big Boss (Voice over): Anita uth kar rasoi mein chali gayi hain aur Shilpa ka haath bata rahi hain. -------Andy, Sofe par behosh pade hain.Wacko
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SHAAM 08.15 Baje

Big Boss (Voice Over): Yahaan Jannat aur Jahannum ke kuchh sadasya, Kushal, Gauhar, Armaan, Sangram aur Kamya fencing ke dono ore khade hain aur inmein baat-cheet chal rahi hai!

KUSHAL (Kamya Se): Main ye Mike nikaal kar fenk doonga sacchhi. Angry----Sabse jyaada har task mein kaam karta hoon, phir bhi----

KAMYA (barely able to conceal her excitement): Haww! -----Aisa mat karo Kushal!Tongue...(extends her hand to take off Kushal's mike)

ARMAAN: Angry----O Hello! Kya hai be ye? Baaki log sab jhakk maar rahe hain yahaan? Tu hi kaise kaam kar raha hai be TV star?Angry

KUSHAL: TV star kisko bola be?Shocked

ARMAAN: Evil SmileAur kya bolun? Hollywood star? AngryAukaat mein reh tu---

KUSHAL: Angry---Abey teri aukaat kya hai be 2 filmon ke forcibly retired film star---Angry

ARMAAN: Angry---Tere ko toh beta bataunga main meri kya aukaat hai. Abhi tu khisak apni ladki ke saath---Angry

GAUHAR: Hello! Mere bare mein baat mat keejiye aap---Shocked

ARMAAN:Angry Abey tere bare mein kaun baat karega?----chal jaa-jaa- vatak idhar se---



GAUHAR: Tu-tadaak mat keejiye mere saath---Angry

ARMAAN: Abey jaa! Tere se baat hi naheen karni mujhko----

GAUHAR: Baat karne ki tameez naheen hai Aapko---Angry  



ARMAAN:Angry Abhi aur bad-tameezi karoonga agar fauran chupp naheen hui toh! Chuppp!Angry

GAUHAR: You shut up!Angry

SANGRAM: Kamya Ji, Armaan Ji, Gauhar Ji-----ladaayi mat keejiye, main 2 minute mein waapas aata hoon!Blushing

Sangram goes inside, looks around to ensure no one is watching him and speaks to the Bathroom Camera! 



SANGRAM: ----O hello Bigg Bose Jee! ------Kuchh logon ko billkul bhi tameez naa hai Chhoriyon se baat karne ki!Shocked ---Bas ek din----bas ek din ke liye mujhe ---MhaaaBhaaratt ke Karnaa waali Amogh Shakti de do Big Bose! --------Phir dekkho, kaisse giraata hoon main is Armaan Ghatotkatch ko!Blushing------Please Big Bose----Please Paavar de ddo naa! Ek din ke liye Paavar De ddo Big Bose Ji!------(Once again throws a nervous glance around to ensure no one watched him)----------------Paavar de ddo Big Bose, Paavar please! Day Dreaming

Night time shot!

Hazy figures are seen sleeping around in their silvery-white bedsheets and blankets!

BIG BOSS (Voice over): Big Boss ke ghar mein, aaj koi apni Beti aur Samos eke liye roya,----------- toh kisi ne apne dil ka raaz, dil mein hi dafan rehne diya!Wink-----Kushal-Gauhar aur Armaan ke beech hui ghamaasaan------aur Sangram? LOL------Hum toh bas yehi kahenge ki Allah Meherbaan, toh Gadha Bhi Pehelwan!LOL  



Jhelte Rahiye! Ye Manhoos Programme...Big Baas!Dead

7 comments:

  1. Jhelte Rahiye! Ye Manhoos Programme...Big Baas!Dead
    lolzzz..hehehehe..rofl..lmao!!
    me gng crazy!!

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    1. hahahaha. So funny. Keep posting. Gadha pahalwan. lmao

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    2. Glad it made you laugh Hash....keep rocking! :)

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  2. hahahaha. So funny. Keep posting. Gadha pahalwan. lmao

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  3. Anita ji and Zarda, what an observation, really looks she is schewing zarda. And whiole reading Sangrams line I can hear him Big BOSE hahahahaha (rofl)

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    1. Thanks for laughing Mandeep.......Good to see it made you laugh! Stay tuned for more... :)

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