Big Boss receives a Call from Mamata Bannerji!!!

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Very few of you might not know who great Mamta Bannerji Didi is, especially, may be friends from Pakistan!

Well, she is Honourable Chief Minister of West Bengal, some one who takes pride in championing causes of poorest of the poor and recently withdrew her Trinamool Congress Party's support to Manmohan Singh Government over LPG-Petro price increase issue!

To enjoy and appreciate her telephonic call to Big Boss better, first watch this hilarious vid to understand her better. Cheers!

On telephone:

MAMATA: Beeg Bosh? Aye Beeg Bosch? Hello? Are you there?-  Hom Bhaste Beyngaal  (West Bengal) ka Mukkho Montri, ---Momota Bannerji bolta hoon!--- Mor (Mar) gaya laagta hai, Beeg Bosch?---Hello-Hello----

BIG BOSS: Ji Mamta ji. Big Boss aapko acchhi tarah se sun rahe hain!

MAMATA (Mocking tone):Dhoor Shaala! Occhhi tarah se shoon rahe hain? Tum paagol hai kya? SHAYONTONI ko kaahe nominate keeya toom?

BIG BOSS: Mamta Ji, Big Boss aapse kehna chaahte hain ki Big Boss aapka  bahut sammaaan karte hain. Pehle aap shaant ho jaayiye!

MAMATA: Shaanti-Oshaanti ka path, mot podhao homko toom. ---------Mondo-Buddhi, --------hom ek baar pheer se poochta hoon, ---------Shayontoni ko kaahe nominate keeya? ---------Shayontoni bhi thoomka maara, Sona Khan bhi thhoomka maara.--------- Shayontoni ka thhoomka ka spayling (Spelling) golot thha kya Boka? Mondo-Budhhi ---Moorkho  Beeg Bosh?

BIG BOSS: Mamta Ji, Sayantani bhi Big Boss ke ghar mein theek waise hi mehmaan hai, jaise ki Sana Khan ya anya ghar ke sadasya. Big Boss aapko ye yakeen dilaana chaahte hain, ki Sana Khan ko sarvaadhik ank, ghar ke sadasyon ne diye thhe, Big Boss ne naheen! Isliye--



MAMATA: Toom shaala homko bhi ekdom Boka somojhta hai  opna Bhyuers (Viewers) ka maafeek?--------- Hom dekha tumhara soda-gola episode. -------- Ek shekend shob ghor ka membaars  marks leekha, dooshra shekend tum announcement maar diya  ki Sona Khan weenaar, Shayontoni Loozaar! Bohoot Horn niklaa  hai toomko? Horny-Thorki shaala!

BIG BOSS (chokes coughing): Big Boss aapko yakeen dilaana chaahte hain ki, Big Boss ka charitra Ek dam paak-saaf hai. Aap kripaya---

MAMATA: Arey dhoor! Khoob dekha hom tera  ghotiya choritro Beeg Bosch Seazon-Paanch mein. ----Hom bhi Croozar Times (Cruiser Times)  podhta hoon. Is thread mein khoob dekha tumhara ghotiya choritro-
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BIG BOSS (Panics): Mamta ji, aap chaahti kya hain?

MAMATA: Homaara Party, Trinamool Congress ka teen thho demand hai. Ek-----Shayontoni ko ghor mein raakho.--------------- Peellu ke nikaalo ya Urbhoshi ke, --------------wu hom naheen jaanta ---------- and I am not bothaaard also. --------But Shayontoni ghor mein rohega! -------------Nambaaar two, ek-do aur Bongali ledki-laadka ghor ke bheetor mein aayega. Kuun aayega, wo tumhaara prob-lame hai! -----------And Nambaaar three, Beeg Bosch Seazan-Six ka Bheenaar (winner), Bhaste Beyngol se hoga. WORNA---(Gurrr)  



BIG BOSS (Scared voice): Warna Mamta Ji?

MAMATA (SHRIEKS IN ANGER): Worna poochhta hai? Worna poochhta hai? ------Shaala! ----- Doctor Maun Moan Seeng, Desh ka Prodhaan Montri  ka noheen shoona hom, -----saapport waapos le liya opna, -----Trinamool ka du thho Montri log ko Sontri bona deeya hom--- --- TATA jaisa Biznessman ko Jheengoor bona ke Seengur se laat maarke neekaal diya hom, tum shaala kaunsa khet ka Boingon hai?-------

BIG BOSS (pleading): Ummm-----Kis khet ki mooli kehte hain Mamta ji'.

MAMATA:  Hunhhh ------Murkhadhipoti, Mondo-buddhi ko shob muhaavara maaloom hai! ----Haan, tum kees khet ka mooli hai?---------- Bhaste Beyngal mein hom total blockage korega toomhara monhoos programme BIG BOSCH ka---------abhi tum dekho! ---------Job bhyuers (viewers) log Beyngaal mein raat Nau Baaje KAALARS (COLORS), channel laagaaayega, Beeg Bosch ka jogoh, Robindro Shongeet ka gaan dekhega ya pheer Omabosya ka raat jaisa T-BHI Screen dekhega!  Dekho toom obhi----  



BIG BOSS (Gidgidaate hue): Mamta ji, Mamta ji, Big Boss ne aap ki baat maan li hai----

MAMATA: Toomhara Baba bhi maanega ---wu Hindi mein kya bolta hai? Baap'Haan, Baap bhi maanega toomhaara!

BIG BOSS (almost crying now): Ji Mamta ji, Big Boss ne maan li hai aapki request---

MAMATA: Aye paagol shaala!------- Reekwaste kaisa re? ---Homaara ORDAAR HAI YE,ORDAAR!  Cholo announcement koro'OBHI ka OBHI, ---EK DOM-TURONTO!

BIG BOSS (sobbing as he speaks): Big Boss Creative Team- Big Boss chaahte hain ki, Sayantani ko is hafte ghar se naa nikaala jaaye!  (Sob-sob-sob-subuk-sob-sob)----Big Boss ye bhi chaahte hain ki, jitni bhi Sen ladkiyaan hai, Ria Sen-Pia Sen-Tia Sen-Dia Sen,-----Rimmi Sen-Simmi Sen-Nimmi Sen-Timmi-Sen,----------- Raimaa Sen-Dai Maa Sen-Kaali Maa Sen-Meri Maa Sen, ----------------------SABKO fauran Big Boss ke auditions ke liye bulaaya jaaye-----------------Inmein se koi free naa ho, toh IF ki Chocobear ko nimantran bheja jaaye------ aur (Sob-sob-sob-subuk-sob-sob) ------- inmein se  1-2 ko BB house mein mehmaan banakar laaya jaaya. Big Boss ye bhi chaahte hain ki, Navjot Singh Sidhu se maafi maangi jaaye ki unke saath kiye hue karaar ko, Big Boss poora naheen kar sakte, unhein is season ka vijayi naheen banaya jaayega! (breaks down crying)!