Tuesday, 25 December 2012

Fun-opsis Day 31-Radhey in Big Boss House Episode!

Fun-opsis Day 29th
Subah 09.45 BAJE

BB VOICE OVER: Subah subah ghar waale ascharyachakit reh gaye,jab unhone bageeche mein Radhe Tote (Parrot)  ko dekha. Smile
Sana, Aashka Tote ke saath 15 minute baatein karke aur Aaauuu Chho Chweeet, Mela Paala Cutu jaisi original aawaazein nikaal kar andar jaa chuki hain. Ab  Vrijesh Hirjee Radhe se baatein kar rahe hain! Unhappy

VRIJESH (Pagloo accent intact): Shocked Hey Swami, kahaan chhuppe thhe ab tak aap? Macchliyon se baatein karte karte Macchli jaisi shakal ho gayi hai SwamiOuch'kahaan thhe Swami?Shocked

RADHE: Tujhe sab pagloo kehte hain naa?Tongue
 


VRIJESH (Taken aback): Haan kyun?Disapprove

RADHE: Tongue Radhey ko Swami kehne waala Pagloo naheen toh aur kya kehlayega, hehehehehe!LOL Hehehehe!LOL-------------------Accha sun! Bura mat maan. Ek question hai! Question Maan le tu aur main, zameen se 20,000 feet oopar, ek aeroplane mein hain. Tera gala sookh raha hai aur tujhe paani chaahiye. Kya karega?Shocked

VRIJESH (Thinks hard as if he has to crack a tough algebra theorem):Wacko Ek second---Hmmm-airhostess se request karoonga ki can I have some water please?

RADHE: Par main zor se,gusse se chillaunga O Kameeni, O Chhicchori, O lucchhi, ek large Peg whiskey ka de'IMMEDIATELY!Angry -----Accha sun, maan le wo mere liye whiskey le aayi, but tera paani naheen laayi phir kya karega?Shocked

VRIJESH (Rolls his eyes upwards and):Unhappy Ek second----Main bhi gusse se bolunga O Kameeni, O Chichhori, O Lucchhi, Ja paani le ke aaAngry------Shaayad, wo yehi language samajhti hogi Radhey!Ouch

RADHE: Wo security crew ke saath aayegi aur hum dono ko plane se baahar phinkwa degi!---Jaanta hai main tujhse kya bolunga?Shocked

VRIJESH (Buddhu expressions): Naheen, kya bolega tu mujhe?Disapprove

RADHE: Neeche girte hue bolunga, Abey PAGLOO, O Paagal Vrijesh Hirjee, UDNA NAHEEN AATA THHA TOH PLANE MEIN GAALI KYUN DI BEWAKOOF? Hehehehe! Hehehehehe!ROFL


SHAAM 8.30 BAJE

Yahaan Sampat ji rasoi mein akele khana bana rahi hain, Urvashi hamesha ki tarah Razai mein leyti hui hain aur har paanch minute mein ek baar, Chhuchhoondar ki tarah honth ghuma rahi hain! Aashka shaam 04.30 baje se, aur Delnaaz subah 11.30 baje se, Make up kar rahi hain. Sana, Tushhar Kapoor ki tarah Gaayab hain aur Niketan-Sapna, aangan mein Salman-Mallika bane hue hain!



Sampat akeli, apne aap se badbada rahi hain!

SAMPAT: Confused Big Baas, mere ko aap ki baat kattayi samajh naheen aati Big Baas! Itne din se hum roz khicchdi bana rahe hain-khaa rahe hain(sob-sniff).Confused ------------- Hum ko toh kucchh samajhhayi nahin aata. (sob-sob)Ouch------------------Ab aaj itna hafton ke baad ek murga bheje ho----itne logon ke liye siraf ek Murga?Angry Kaa banaayein, kaa khaayein?Angry------------------Mere ko  toh aap nikaal hi do ihaan se Big Baas!Confused

RAJEEV (enters):  Tongue Aah-haa--Kya baat hai Maata Ji, kya bana rahi hain? Badi zabardast khusboo aa rahi hai---

SAMPAT (Angrily): AngryMaata ji naaheen kaho. Tum bayaalees (42) saal ke ho, hum Ikaavan(51) ke.8-9 saal mein paida naheen kar sakte thhe hum tumko'.Evil Smile

RAJEEV: Sorry-Sorry Maa---Beh--------Behh-------Behanji-----Banaya kya hai?Smile

SAMPAT: Arey banaae kaa hain, roz ki tarah Khicchdi hai, Baingan hai aur ek murga Big Baas bheje, ooko pakaaye hain'.Confused

RAJEEV (looks around and whispers):Embarrassed Mata Ji, ek murga, itne logon mein? Kya haath lagega. Hum dono khaa lete hain naa chupchaap.Wink

SAMPAT (looks around if anyone is watching-assured no one is, she jumps on Rajeev, smooches him to concur her agreement and): Chalo------------khaayi  lete hain.Wink
Both are having dinner now.

RAJEEV: ummm---wow----aapke haath mein jaadoo hai maa-----beh-----behan ji. Wow, itne din baad lag raha hai ki kucch khaa raha hoon---wow-dellliciousTongue

SAMPAT(smacks her lips): ehhh! Majaa aa gayakasam se. Tongue

SAPNA ENTERS THE SCENE

SAPNA: TongueArey waah Maata ji'itna delicious aroma---wowww------------(takes a look at floor)----Ye---(pause)---feathers?Shocked

SAMPAT: ShockedArey uuu khidki pe Murga baitha raheen---hum du baar pakadne ka kosis kiye haath naheen aaya---phir hum dhoti utaare---aur jhapatta maar ke chaanp diye sasura koOuch -----murga ka tentooa  daba ke mundi ghumayi diye ookiEvil Smile----safaayi kiye, phir paka diye!Wink------Tum chinta naa karo, hum pankh-vankh saaf kar denge!

SAPNA (Screams): AngrySaaf kar denge, Saaf kar denge? Jaante ho kisko maar ke cook kiya hai aapne? RADHE KO!Angry Ye dekho uska blue-blue feathers!------O my God-----.crazy woman! ------I hope PETA hauls her up, DISGUSTING! Yuckkk, Yuckkk!Dead




SAMPAT: UnhappyRadhey? Kaun Raadhe? Unhappy Kahaan Radhe? Mere ko to kucch pataa hi naheen chalta! '..Raajeeb, O Rajeeb---Hey bhagbaan---tabhi hum soche rahe itna chhota murga kaahe bheje Big Baas!Shocked ----Rajeeb?? O Rajeeb!!Shocked

Looks down-Rajeev is lying on floor,completely unconscious!GeekD'oh

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