Sidhu Paa Ji's TEN COMMANDMENTS

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Sidhu Paa ji is a devout Sikh but time and again he can be seen on TV quoting excerpts from Hindu scriptures and Holy Koran as well.



What many haven't noticed is Sidhu Paa ji earnestly follows TEN COMMANDMENTS, listed in Exodus 20 as given to the Children of Israel at Mount Sinai and Sidhu Paa Ji can always be seen practicing them to the best of his ability and understanding.

Here are the Ten Commandments that Sidhu Paa Ji follows:

For ease of understanding, first the King James version, then in brackets the New Living Translation and finally Sidhu Paa ji's adaptation & interpretation of the same:

1.      Thou shalt have no other Gods before me. (You must not have any other God but me)!
SIDHU PAA JI's INTERPRETATION: Aham Brahamashmi Guru, Brahamm mere andar hai, Main Sikandar, Niketan Chukandar, Vrijesh Chhuchhoondar---Thoko taali----khataaak!

2.      Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image! ((You must not make for yourself an idol)
SIDHU PAA JI's INTERPRETATION: Big Boss ko Poojna band karo, Main kehta hoon Gira do Big Boss ki moorat apne Man-Mandir se! Dil ki dhaarnaayen badal daalo, Big Boss ko kucchal daalo! ---------Big Boss koi Bhagwaan naheen, Jo Big Boss ko pooje woh Insaan hi naheen!-----Thoko taali'khataak!!

3.      Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain (You must not misuse the name of the Lord your God)

SIDHU PAA JI's INTERPRETATION: Allah ki Ibaadat karo, Ishwar ki Bhakti Karo! Shri Guru Granth Sahab pe Mattha Teko, Church mein jaa ke Lambe Leyto------Big Boss ke aage lotna-potna band karo! Arey main kehta hoon rote-gidgidaate woh hain, jinke dil mein khud pe aitbaar naheen, jinhein sacchhe Ishwar se pyaar naheen----Thoko taali'khataak!

4.      Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. (Remember to observe the Sabbath day by keeping it holy & free of work)

SIDHU PAA JI's INTERPRETATION: Christianity says treat Sunday as holiday. It says, you have six days-each week for your ordinary work, but the seventh day is a Sabbath day of rest dedicated to the Lord, your God. On that day no one in your household may do any wok---------Main kehta hoon why make only 7^th day holy when you can make every day a Sabbath day Guru? -------------Just take BATH and make every day SAB-BATH OYE! Great Sidhu says why work on any day when ghar ke andar koi na koi Bandar-Chukandar-Chhuchhundar, chaay phila hi dega, khaana khila hi dega?----Brrroooaaahhh!

5.      Honour thy father and thy mother ((Honor your father and mother.)
SIDHU PAA JI's INTERPRETATION: Maa-Baap ki izzat karo OYE!

6.      Thou shalt not kill. (You must not murder)
SIDHU PAA JI's INTERPRETATION: Kisi doosre insaan ka Quatal naa karo OYE!----- Ladaai-jhagde mein koi unintentionally mar jaaye, toh that is Culpable Homicide not amounting to Murder oye! One must enjoy Murder says Great Sidhu----BUT----- only if it stars Emran Hashmi and Mallika Sherawat Oye!----Thoko Taali-Khataak

7.      Thou shalt not commit adultery. (You must not commit adultery.)
SIDHU PAA JI's INTERPRETATION: Duniya ke mardo, kabhi bhi Paraaya Dhan, Paraayi Naar pe nazar mat daalo, Buri aadat hai ye-aadat abhi badal daalo, kyunki ye aadat toh-woh aag hai  jo----------ek din apni aurat ko bhi mazboor kar degi ki woh bhi paraayi gaadi mein baith ke, Paraaye Marad ke saath Nain-Matakka karegi Guru! --------Jis tarah tujhe doosre ki biwi sundar lag rahi hai Moorakh, koi hai, jo teri Moti Biwi mein Bipasha Basu ki jhalak dekh chukka hai! CONTROL KAR KHOTTEYA!

8.      Thou shalt not steal. (You must not steal)
SIDHU PAA JI's INTERPRETATION: Jacket-khor, Coffee Chor Niketan, Baaj aa jaa oye, Chori-Chakaari band kar fauran!

9.      Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour. (You must not testify falsely against your neighbor.)
SIDHU PAA JI's INTERPRETATION: Big Boss chaahe aankh dikhaaye, Big Boss chaahe gusse se dhamkaaye, doosre ke khilaaf gawaahi nahin deni, -----doosre ki chugli naheen khaani! ------- Aseem hai Saccha Heera-Niketan hai khara Sona, ----- naa karo nominate kisi ko, Chaahe phir wo Dillu ho, ya phir ho wo Sapna-Sana!

10.  Thou shalt not covet (You must not covet your neighbor's belongings)
SIDHU PAA JI's INTERPRETATION: Padosi ki gaadi ka dent dekho, uska model of Car naheen, Apni Biwi mein sundarta dhoondho-padosan ki aankhon mein pyaar naheen!'Khaali haath aaye thhe, Khaali haath jaoge---Padosi ke maal ka laalach karoge, toh sirf apna khoon sukhaoge!-----Thoko Taali---Khataak!