Tuesday 25 December 2012

Fun-opsis of December 24th-Kissa Sacche Doston Ka!

Fun-opsis December 24, 2012 Episode
SUBAH 8.00 BAJE

3400 PMPO speaker system of Big Boss House comes to life and Song starts "Dhinki Chika, Dhinki Chika, Dhinki Chika Re----12 Maheene mein 12 Tareeke Se, tujhse Pyaar jataunga Main--- Dhinki Chika, Dhinki Chika, Dhinki Chika Re!"Dancing 
 
Sapna who had started doing an energetic dance, suddenly realises it is a Salman Khan song. A frown descends on her face and she goes back inside her blanket, resembling a cute but upset, Dalmatian Puppy!Pinch 



Sana, on the other hands goes frantic and gyrates her hips from one extreme to another extremely enthusiastically. This babe is fully convinced Salman-Arbaaz watch all her efforts and would surely cast her in Dabangg-13 atleast! Thumbs Up  



Imam is dancing energetically as always, while Rajeev Paul is trying to fight potty pressure, and doing small jigs with extremely painful expressions on face. Dead

SUBAH 10.30 BAJE
 
BB VOICE OVER: Yahaan Rajeev aur Sana aapas mein baat kar rahe hain, aur Rajeev Sana se keh rahe hain ki unhein Vishal bilkul pasand naheen thha kabhi bhi.

RAJEEV:Wink Dekho Sana, main aapka dost hoon na? Dost hoon na main aapka? Kabhi galat advice de sakta hoon main? Naheen naa? Di maine aapko kabhi galat advise?Tongue

SANA: ShockedUfffo! Rajeev seedhe bolo na kehna kya chahte ho tum?Shocked

RAJEEV: Confused Bas yehi problem hai aapki? Sunte naheen hain aap meri baat kabhi'

SANA (Irritated, slaps hand on forehead):D'oh Theek hai. Naheen Sun-ni mujhe tumhari baat'..Ouch  



RAJEEV (Leechad voice returns):Tongue Main sirf itna keh raha thha ki, ---(pause)---Dil ke burey naheen ho aap, naheen ho aap dil ke burey. -------------Magar aksar maine dekha hai, fisal jaate ho aap.--------- Yaar main naheen keh raha----Karishma ne bola Vishal ki girlfriend hai, Vishal ne khud--------hell Vishal ne kya, even Imam ne bataya Vishal ki 3-4 girl friends hain aur aap mujhe chhodkar, uske saath? Dating par chale gaye? --------Dil toot gaya thha toh naheen bolunga, magar dukh bahut hua Sana, bahut bura laga thha mujhe us din.Confused

SANA:Shocked Uffo! Kya hai yaar ye? Task thha yaar sirf'..Disapprove

RAJEEV(Leechad heights):Wink Haan toh task ko task jaise lena chaahiye naa? -------Task mein maine better entertain kiya thha na?-------- Aapko strictly task pe evaluate karna thha naa---Insaan hoon yaar! Agar main aapke saath aisa karta toh aapko bura naheen lagta kya?Tongue

SANA (irritated): Dead Naheen lagta---jaa rahi hoon main, OK, byeErmm

RAJEEV: Tongue Accha chhodo yaar. Koi aur baat karte hain---Clown 



SANA: Big smile Haan, koi aur baat karte hain

RAJEEV:Tongue Kal Imam ko jab humne khaana naheen diya raat ko---

SANA (starts laughing): kwink LOL kwink LOL

RAJEEV: Sun naa---Sun naa---hans mat ek second---Tongue

SANA: kwink LOL kwink LOLkwink LOL kwink LOL

RAJEEV: Tongue Sun naa----aur phir---aur phir----Imam ne poochha dinner mein kya hai?Shocked Maine bola kucchh naheenTongue------sab khatam Tongue---

SANA: kwink LOL kwink LOL kwink LOL kwink LOL  khronk Pig khronk Pig 

RAJEEV: Wink Aur sun-----aur sun------ek minute! Imam ne poochha atleast Andey hain kya, main omelet bana loonga----Wink

SANA:kwink LOL kwink LOL kwink LOL kwink LOL  khronk Pig khronk Pig kwink LOL kwink LOL khronk Pig khronk Pig khronk Pig khronk Pig

RAJEEV: Tongue Hans mat naa-----.sun toh----..Tongue

SANA: bas karo---bas karo,  kwink LOL kwink LOL kwink LOL kwink LOL  khronk Pig khronk Pig  ------------mere peyt mein dard--- kwink LOL kwink LOL kwink LOL kwink LOL  khronk Pig khronk Pig

RAJEEV:  Tongue Maine bola, aaj Murgiyaan strike pe thhi. Bol rahi thhi, Poultry feed badlo, naheen toh andey naheen dengi---Wink

SANA: Oh! Oh! Oh Maa----bas karo Rajeev-----kwink LOL kwink LOL kwink LOL kwink LOL  khronk Pig khronk Pig kwink LOL kwink LOL kwink LOL kwink LOL  khronk Pig khronk Pig 

RAJEEV: Arey aur Sun-----Tongue ----Sun toh! Maine Imam se bola---

SANA (Lauughter gets hysterical): Haaye main mar gayi Rajeev----kwink LOL kwink LOL kwink LOL kwink LOL  khronk Pig khronk Pig kwink LOL kwink LOL kwink LOL kwink LOL  khronk Pig khronk Pig kwink LOL kwink LOL kwink LOL kwink LOL  khronk Pig khronk Pig

RAJEEV: Maine Imam se bola, Murgiyon ki strike ko toh bhool jao,Tongue Murge ne saaf bol diya Murgion ko ki jitni marzi pooja kar lo meri'..main pappi hi naheen doonga tumko---anda kahaan se dogi?WinkTongue

SANA (her laughter reaches it's crescendo): kwink LOL kwink LOL kwink LOL kwink LOL  khronk Pig khronk Pig kwink LOL kwink LOL kwink LOL kwink LOL  khronk Pig khronk Pig kwink LOL kwink LOL kwink LOL kwink LOL  khronk Pig khronk Pig kwink LOL kwink LOL kwink LOL kwink LOL  khronk Pig khronk Pig kwink LOL kwink LOL kwink LOL kwink LOL  khronk Pig khronk Pig kwink LOL kwink LOL kwink LOL kwink LOL  khronk Pig khronk Pig kwink LOL kwink LOL kwink LOL kwink LOL  khronk Pig khronk Pig kwink LOL kwink LOL kwink LOL kwink LOL  khronk Pig khronk Pig kwink LOL kwink LOL kwink LOL kwink LOL  khronk Pig khronk Pig

PS: All this while, Urvashi was staring at Sana and Rajeev, convinced the two have gone fully mad! She just can't figure out what exactly is funny in what Rajeev is saying and why the hell is Sana on a Kwink-Kwink-Khronk-Khronk Spree of her's!GeekErmm

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