FUNOPSIS DAY 27
SUBAH 7.15 BAJE
BB VOICE OVER: Sabhi ghar waale so rahe hain. Sivaaye Sidhu
ke, jo Meditation kar rahe thhe aur ab woh Niketan se baat kar rahe hain, jo roz
ki tarah, Gas ki peeda ki wazah se, so naheen paa rahe!
SIDHU: Kya baat hai Guru? Neend naheen aa rahi tujhe?
NIKETAN (Painful expressions): Subah dard badh jaata hai
Sir. Samajh naheen aata kya karoon?
SIDHU: Oye karna kya hai? ------Mann agar nirmal ho, dil
mein agar pyaar aa jaaye, toh mazaal hai ki tujhe Gas ki maar Sataaye?-----Guru---sone
se pehle do chammach Isab Gol liya kar, ek bade glass paani ke saath!---- Sone
se pehle aur uthne ke baad, Ishwar ka naam le aur Praanayaam kar Oye!
NIKETAN:Yoga toh roz karta hoon, ye dekhiye-Meri Uttan-paad
aasan ki photo----
SIDHU (murmurs under his breath): Kucchh naheen ho sakta
tera. Huttt!---(walks away briskly)!
SUBAH 8.00 BAJE:
Speakers blare out morning alarm song--Zindagi Ek Safar, Hai Suhaana, Yahaan
Kal Kya Ho, Kisne Jaana!
All get rattled except Karishma Kotakwho is clever enough to
realize importance of this 8 A.M. daily ritual. She had studied Videos of last season
and knows from shrewd Mahek Chahal antics last season that this period is
mandatorily aired! Smart babe that she is, she never forgets to jump out of her
bed at 8 A.M. and gyrate to all cams.
As if she was waiting for wake up song to start, runs in
fast, does a small jig and jumps on Delnaaz who screams,"BHOOOT! BHOOOT".
Scared Delnaaz opens her large Bush baby eyes, realises it is Karishma and hugs
her tightly with relieved expressions.
Sapna is jumping up and down and singing her daily anthem,"Ullu
banaya, Bada maza aaya, Ullu Banaaya, Bada Maza Aaya!"
Sampat curses Sapna
under breath,"@#$%^* Paglee."
SHAAM 08.45 BAJE:
BB VOICE: Yahaan park mein Sampat aur Urvashi, is hafte
Nominations ko lekar baatein kar rahe hain.
Scene shows Sampat holding Urvashi's hands tightly. Urvashi
gently tries to wriggle free, but vice like grip of Sampat doesn't let her
escape.
Sampat quickly looks to her right, then left, then right again, gets
convinced no one is watching and --------pounces on Urvashi, giving her a very tight Dhritrashtra
squeeze.
SAMPAT(in a body squeezing hug with Urvashi): Tum naa jaana'Tum
naa jaana, Urbashee, tum naa jaana----
Urvashi: mmm---ooonn------aaann-----ohhh-----ummm-----chhodiye----ummm--------Chhodiye------
please-----aaann-- haaye--aaahhh!
SAMPAT (Dhritarashtra sqeeze that had crushed metallic statue
into pieces getting stronger by the second now): Naaa---(starts huffing and
puffing)---jaaa---(hunhhh-hunnhhh)-----naa---Naa Jaana tum-----
URVASHI: Sss-aaa----mmm---ppp----aaa---ttt jiii---ummm-----aaan---chho-chho-chhhodiye---ummm-aaah-----aaah!
Cam shot is from behind Sampat Ji's head and Urvashi is no
where visible now!
SAMPAT: Kaheen naa jaana pileez Urbashi, Tum naa jaana
pileeezz. Tum gayi toh main bahut roungi,--- kahe deti hoon, haaan!------Tummm----naaa-ummm---uhhh---jaana----mmm----Urrrbashhhiii!
After a 3 minute struggle, somehow Urvashi wriggles out of
Sampat ji's vice like grip and is looking totally disheveled and battered!
URVASHI (Long deep breaths): Ohhh! Aaahhh!----Haaye!
Sampat ji---oohhh---aaahh! Nominated main naheen, aap hain is hafte, ohhh,
aaahh!!! Jaane ke chances, ohhh---huhhh-aaahh----aapke hain----mere
naheen----haaye! (is breathing rapidly)!
Sampat appears a bit shocked. Slowly understands the
implications of what Urvashi just said, quickly looks here and there and
pounces on Urvashi just as an eagle dives on an unsuspecting frog! Once again
Urvashi is in her bear hug!
SAMPAT: Main naa Jaaungi, Urbashi---Tumse door, main naa
jaaungi! Tumre bina, mar jaungi Urbashi, mar jaungi!
URVASHI: mmm---ooonn----aaann-----ohhh----ummm----chhodiye----ummm----aaann!
SAMPAT: Naaaheen Urbashi----ummm----aahhh----naa jaayein
hum tohe chhod ke---aaahhh!!
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