SUBAH 7.15 BAJE
BB VOICE OVER: Sabhi ghar waale so rahe hain. Sivaaye Sidhu ke, jo Meditation kar rahe thhe aur ab woh Niketan se baat kar rahe hain, jo roz ki tarah, Gas ki peeda ki wazah se, so naheen paa rahe!
SIDHU: Kya baat hai Guru? Neend naheen aa rahi tujhe?
NIKETAN (Painful expressions): Subah dard badh jaata hai Sir. Samajh naheen aata kya karoon?
SIDHU: Oye karna kya hai?
------Mann agar nirmal ho, dil
mein agar pyaar aa jaaye, toh mazaal hai ki tujhe Gas ki maar Sataaye?-----Guru---sone
se pehle do chammach Isab Gol liya kar, ek bade glass paani ke saath!---- Sone
se pehle aur uthne ke baad, Ishwar ka naam le aur Praanayaam kar Oye!NIKETAN:Yoga toh roz karta hoon, ye dekhiye-Meri Uttan-paad aasan ki photo----
SIDHU (murmurs under his breath): Kucchh naheen ho sakta tera. Huttt!
---(walks away briskly)!SUBAH 8.00 BAJE:
Speakers blare out morning alarm song--Zindagi Ek Safar, Hai Suhaana, Yahaan Kal Kya Ho, Kisne Jaana!
All get rattled except Karishma Kotakwho is clever enough to realize importance of this 8 A.M. daily ritual.
She had studied Videos of last season
and knows from shrewd Mahek Chahal antics last season that this period is
mandatorily aired! Smart babe that she is, she never forgets to jump out of her
bed at 8 A.M. and gyrate to all cams.As if she was waiting for wake up song to start, runs in fast, does a small jig and jumps on Delnaaz who screams,"BHOOOT! BHOOOT"
.
Scared Delnaaz opens her large Bush baby eyes, realises it is Karishma and hugs
her tightly with relieved expressions.
Sapna is jumping up and down and singing her daily anthem,"Ullu banaya, Bada maza aaya, Ullu Banaaya, Bada Maza Aaya!"
Sampat curses Sapna under breath,"@#$%^* Paglee."
SHAAM 08.45 BAJE:
BB VOICE: Yahaan park mein Sampat aur Urvashi, is hafte Nominations ko lekar baatein kar rahe hain.
Scene shows Sampat holding Urvashi's hands tightly. Urvashi gently tries to wriggle free, but vice like grip of Sampat doesn't let her escape.
Sampat quickly looks to her right, then left, then right again, gets convinced no one is watching and --------pounces on Urvashi, giving her a very tight Dhritrashtra squeeze.
SAMPAT(in a body squeezing hug with Urvashi): Tum naa jaana'Tum naa jaana, Urbashee, tum naa jaana----
Urvashi: mmm---ooonn------aaann-----ohhh-----ummm-----chhodiye----ummm--------Chhodiye------ please-----aaann-- haaye--aaahhh!
SAMPAT (Dhritarashtra sqeeze that had crushed metallic statue into pieces getting stronger by the second now): Naaa---(starts huffing and puffing)---jaaa---(hunhhh-hunnhhh)-----naa---Naa Jaana tum-----
URVASHI:
Sss-aaa----mmm---ppp----aaa---ttt jiii---ummm-----aaan---chho-chho-chhhodiye---ummm-aaah-----aaah!Cam shot is from behind Sampat Ji's head and Urvashi is no where visible now!
SAMPAT: Kaheen naa jaana pileez Urbashi,
Tum naa jaana
pileeezz. Tum gayi toh main bahut roungi,--- kahe deti hoon, haaan!------Tummm----naaa-ummm---uhhh---jaana----mmm----Urrrbashhhiii!After a 3 minute struggle, somehow Urvashi wriggles out of Sampat ji's vice like grip and is looking totally disheveled and battered!
URVASHI (Long deep breaths): Ohhh! Aaahhh!
----Haaye!
Sampat ji---oohhh---aaahh! Nominated main naheen, aap hain is hafte, ohhh,
aaahh!!! Jaane ke chances, ohhh---huhhh-aaahh----aapke hain----mere
naheen----haaye! (is breathing rapidly)!Sampat appears a bit shocked. Slowly understands the implications of what Urvashi just said, quickly looks here and there and pounces on Urvashi just as an eagle dives on an unsuspecting frog! Once again Urvashi is in her bear hug!
SAMPAT: Main naa Jaaungi, Urbashi---Tumse door, main naa jaaungi! Tumre bina, mar jaungi Urbashi, mar jaungi!
URVASHI: mmm---ooonn----aaann-----ohhh----ummm----chhodiye----ummm----aaann!
SAMPAT: Naaaheen Urbashi----ummm----aahhh----naa jaayein hum tohe chhod ke---aaahhh!!
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