Tuesday 25 December 2012

Funopsis Day 27-Niketan & Urvashi ka Dard episode!!!

FUNOPSIS DAY 27

SUBAH 7.15 BAJE

BB VOICE OVER: Sabhi ghar waale so rahe hain. Sivaaye Sidhu ke, jo Meditation kar rahe thhe aur ab woh Niketan se baat kar rahe hain, jo roz ki tarah, Gas ki peeda ki wazah se, so naheen paa rahe!

SIDHU: Kya baat hai Guru? Neend naheen aa rahi tujhe?

NIKETAN (Painful expressions): Subah dard badh jaata hai Sir. Samajh naheen aata kya karoon?Confused

SIDHU: Oye karna kya hai? Dancing------Mann agar nirmal ho, dil mein agar pyaar aa jaaye, toh mazaal hai ki tujhe Gas ki maar Sataaye?-----Guru---sone se pehle do chammach Isab Gol liya kar, ek bade glass paani ke saath!---- Sone se pehle aur uthne ke baad, Ishwar ka naam le aur Praanayaam kar Oye!Dancing

NIKETAN:Yoga toh roz karta hoon, ye dekhiye-Meri Uttan-paad aasan ki photo----



SIDHU (murmurs under his breath): Kucchh naheen ho sakta tera. Huttt!Angry---(walks away briskly)!

SUBAH 8.00 BAJE:

Speakers blare out morning alarm song--Zindagi Ek Safar, Hai Suhaana, Yahaan Kal Kya Ho, Kisne Jaana!

All get rattled except Karishma Kotakwho is clever enough to realize importance of this 8 A.M. daily ritual.Wink She had studied Videos of last season and knows from shrewd Mahek Chahal antics last season that this period is mandatorily aired! Smart babe that she is, she never forgets to jump out of her bed at 8 A.M. and gyrate to all cams.

As if she was waiting for wake up song to start, runs in fast, does a small jig and jumps on Delnaaz who screams,"BHOOOT! BHOOOT"Evil Smile. Scared Delnaaz opens her large Bush baby eyes, realises it is Karishma and hugs her tightly with relieved expressions.Shocked

Sapna is jumping up and down and singing her daily anthem,"Ullu banaya, Bada maza aaya, Ullu Banaaya, Bada Maza Aaya!" Clap

Sampat curses Sapna under breath,"@#$%^* Paglee."Angry

SHAAM 08.45 BAJE:
 
BB VOICE: Yahaan park mein Sampat aur Urvashi, is hafte Nominations ko lekar baatein kar rahe hain.

Scene shows Sampat holding Urvashi's hands tightly. Urvashi gently tries to wriggle free, but vice like grip of Sampat doesn't let her escape. 

Sampat quickly looks to her right, then left, then right again, gets convinced no one is watching and --------pounces on Urvashi, giving her a very tight Dhritrashtra squeeze.EmbarrassedGeek  





SAMPAT(in a body squeezing hug with Urvashi): Tum naa jaana'Tum naa jaana, Urbashee, tum naa jaana----Tongue  

Urvashi: mmm---ooonn------aaann-----ohhh-----ummm-----chhodiye----ummm--------Chhodiye------ please-----aaann-- haaye--aaahhh!Ouch

SAMPAT (Dhritarashtra sqeeze that had crushed metallic statue into pieces getting stronger by the second now): Naaa---(starts huffing and puffing)---jaaa---(hunhhh-hunnhhh)-----naa---Naa Jaana tum-----Hug

URVASHI: Cry Sss-aaa----mmm---ppp----aaa---ttt  jiii---ummm-----aaan---chho-chho-chhhodiye---ummm-aaah-----aaah!Cry

Cam shot is from behind Sampat Ji's head and Urvashi is no where visible now!WackoWacko

SAMPAT: Kaheen naa jaana pileez Urbashi,Wink Tum naa jaana pileeezz. Tum gayi toh main bahut roungi,Cry--- kahe deti hoon, haaan!---Embarrassed---Tummm----naaa-ummm---uhhh---jaana----mmm----Urrrbashhhiii!Tongue

After a 3 minute struggle, somehow Urvashi wriggles out of Sampat ji's vice like grip and is looking totally disheveled and battered!Ermm

URVASHI (Long deep breaths): Ohhh! Aaahhh!Disapprove----Haaye! Sampat ji---oohhh---aaahh!Shocked Nominated main naheen, aap hain is hafte, ohhh, aaahh!!! Jaane ke chances, ohhh---huhhh-aaahh----aapke hainShocked----mere naheen----haaye! (is breathing rapidly)!Confused

Sampat appears a bit shocked. Slowly understands the implications of what Urvashi just said, quickly looks here and there and pounces on Urvashi just as an eagle dives on an unsuspecting frog! Once again Urvashi is in her bear hug!Hug

SAMPAT: Main naa Jaaungi, Urbashi---Tumse door, main naa jaaungi! Tumre bina, mar jaungi Urbashi, mar jaungi!Wink

URVASHI: mmm---ooonn----aaann-----ohhh----ummm----chhodiye----ummm----aaann!

SAMPAT: Naaaheen Urbashi----ummm----aahhh----naa jaayein hum tohe chhod ke---aaahhh!!


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